Gollie the Guinea Collie!
@gollieguineacollie.bsky.social
He/They | 24 | East Coast US | a guinea pig and a border collie! :3 | Master Goonomancer | 🔞 NO MINORS. AGE IN BIO OR BLOCKED
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haaaiii! :3 just a reminder this blog is 18+ ONLY. NO MINORS.
we serve PORN here sir
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got an xmas themed ych auction up on FA! i'm only holding the auction there so please check it out if you're interested! bidding starts at $150!
www.furaffinity.net/view/63174503/
www.furaffinity.net/view/63174503/
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
got an xmas themed ych auction up on FA! i'm only holding the auction there so please check it out if you're interested! bidding starts at $150!
www.furaffinity.net/view/63174503/
www.furaffinity.net/view/63174503/
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Zootopia this. Zootopia that.
Go watch Rango again.
Go watch Rango again.
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Zootopia this. Zootopia that.
Go watch Rango again.
Go watch Rango again.
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Post thanksgiving I think, bwehehe
I haven't done some personal pics in a while, 2 months! And, i suppose a lot can change in 2 months, behehe
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Post thanksgiving I think, bwehehe
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How much do you think this bear weights?
December 19, 2024 at 10:22 PM
How much do you think this bear weights?
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eileen gets stuffed 🦃🍞🥧🌽
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
eileen gets stuffed 🦃🍞🥧🌽
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November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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you're a health nut, exercising daily and calorie counting. When news comes out about this Fatpocalypse (you know newspapers and shitposters would call it that) and hear the percentage you roll your eyes. You think you'll just be seeing more people out jogging when you do. (1/?)
Thinking of like, a Fatpocalypse story, where everyone gains 0.25% of their weight daily.
Such a small percentage is nothing, especially to those who exercise daily and eat healthy. Therefore a majority of people don't care, and in six months they'll be waddling around everywhere like everyone else
Such a small percentage is nothing, especially to those who exercise daily and eat healthy. Therefore a majority of people don't care, and in six months they'll be waddling around everywhere like everyone else
July 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
you're a health nut, exercising daily and calorie counting. When news comes out about this Fatpocalypse (you know newspapers and shitposters would call it that) and hear the percentage you roll your eyes. You think you'll just be seeing more people out jogging when you do. (1/?)
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sunken champion
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
sunken champion
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maria’s denial
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
maria’s denial
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I've become overfed, supermassive and mighty!
Now, no one can stop me! Mwaahahahaaa!
Incredible commission I got from @mmistmi.bsky.social
Thank you!!! <3
Now, no one can stop me! Mwaahahahaaa!
Incredible commission I got from @mmistmi.bsky.social
Thank you!!! <3
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I've become overfed, supermassive and mighty!
Now, no one can stop me! Mwaahahahaaa!
Incredible commission I got from @mmistmi.bsky.social
Thank you!!! <3
Now, no one can stop me! Mwaahahahaaa!
Incredible commission I got from @mmistmi.bsky.social
Thank you!!! <3
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Weight gain sequence for anonymous, thanks!
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Weight gain sequence for anonymous, thanks!
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Dawg just make the damn game tf you doin? 🥀🥀🥀
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Dawg just make the damn game tf you doin? 🥀🥀🥀
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Comm for Pyro (you know who)
November 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Comm for Pyro (you know who)
having fried bay scallops again. feeling this
just had fried scallops, this shit is so good i need to be stuffed and fattened to 2000 lbs with it
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
having fried bay scallops again. feeling this
Is there anyone going for the world record of fattest person in history, and are rhey a feedist
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Is there anyone going for the world record of fattest person in history, and are rhey a feedist
Oh also a lot of stuff that is just backorder, like extra stuff that can't go out until more is sold.
And it is *constantly* changing with more stuff
And it is *constantly* changing with more stuff
working in a grocery store, the back warehouse has a metric shitload of food & drinks that are shrink (expired by one day or can't be sold due to damage) and they're all perfectly fine in containers, unopened. So your food dumpster feedism scenario is 100% accurate, just change it to a grocery store
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Oh also a lot of stuff that is just backorder, like extra stuff that can't go out until more is sold.
And it is *constantly* changing with more stuff
And it is *constantly* changing with more stuff
I failed No Nut November
November 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I failed No Nut November
No nut November is going Fine. I'm Fine.
Pregpocalypse? Anyone who touches the belly of a preg person becomes pregnant themselves, and it isn't immediate so people don't know until they start showing. Affects anyone and everyone and there is no due date as people just keep getting bigger and rounding out more~
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
No nut November is going Fine. I'm Fine.
Pregpocalypse? Anyone who touches the belly of a preg person becomes pregnant themselves, and it isn't immediate so people don't know until they start showing. Affects anyone and everyone and there is no due date as people just keep getting bigger and rounding out more~
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Pregpocalypse? Anyone who touches the belly of a preg person becomes pregnant themselves, and it isn't immediate so people don't know until they start showing. Affects anyone and everyone and there is no due date as people just keep getting bigger and rounding out more~
day 4 of no nut november. please for the lvoe of god help me.
November 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
day 4 of no nut november. please for the lvoe of god help me.
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(OLD ASS REPOST) he's got a sweet. he's got a sweet and you're fucking laughing? wow.... just. wow.
October 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
(OLD ASS REPOST) he's got a sweet. he's got a sweet and you're fucking laughing? wow.... just. wow.
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Apocalypta Obsea - Approx. 2100 words - Original
A streamer gets sent a mystery video game to play on stream. It has an influence.
archiveofourown.org/works/73186321
We love spreading weight gain ..
A streamer gets sent a mystery video game to play on stream. It has an influence.
archiveofourown.org/works/73186321
We love spreading weight gain ..
Apocalypta Obesa - CeruleanKnight7 - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
October 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Apocalypta Obsea - Approx. 2100 words - Original
A streamer gets sent a mystery video game to play on stream. It has an influence.
archiveofourown.org/works/73186321
We love spreading weight gain ..
A streamer gets sent a mystery video game to play on stream. It has an influence.
archiveofourown.org/works/73186321
We love spreading weight gain ..