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fat bjelland
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gay in east tennessee
hey have you guys heard about one of the state troopers in JD Vance’s motorcade running over a police officer on his way to a private fundraiser at a 5 star resort in the smokies?
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
made my wife a gluten free “rose” carrot tart by meticulously shredding and arranging so much carrot
November 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
maybe i’ll start cross posting my tweets on here until i get enough dopamine to actually leave
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
coming back to this app in the hope of spreading the word that a local organizer around immigrant rights was abducted by ICE on his way to an immigration check-in in Nashville. he is diabetic and needs access to his medicine. more info in reply - donate to his legal fees here: gofund.me/8523b4634
Donate to Free Alejandro, organized by Allies Of Knoxville’s Immigrant Neighbors (AKIN)
Alejandro Guizar Lozano was abducted by ICE on Oct. 15, 2025 while at … Allies Of Knoxville’s Immigrant Neighbors (AKIN) needs your support for Free Alejandro
gofund.me
October 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
so hard to use this website when all my tumblr friends from 2013 are on the other one
May 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
yeah i’m bringing a LOT and it’s big and sexy
KNOXVILLE - this one’s for our plus size community ! don’t miss this clothing swap fundraiser at Hellbender March 29th from 2-5p. suggested donation $10-$20, no one turned away. there will be light refreshments and a space to exchange our old clothes in good condition, preferably size 14 and up!
March 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
i wish a single person i know would watch my brilliant friend on hbo and then talk to me about it
February 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
the amount of people claiming to have “seen” someone paying with “food stamps” on the internet today is the biggest mass delusion since “it was a roman salute”
February 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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The richest men in the world have decided to undermine NC's Hurricane Helene recovery and destroy the lives and livelihoods of ordinary people doing some of the most important and humbly-compensated work being done today.

www.citizen-times.com/story/news/l...
February 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
it makes me feel like a republican when i see a beautiful gay woman with the ugliest haircut ive ever seen
February 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
nothing like getting to the real gruesome parts of a horror audiobook right as you’re smoking a joint to make you turn it off and reconsider your hobbies
February 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
got to hear abracadabra at a gay lingerie party and queen out w a guy in thigh high leather boots. i feel healed
February 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
is severance funny or is it serious
February 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
in the south they’re turning the the roadside sex shops into “trump mega stores” we are so cooked
February 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
they didn’t print and hang our picture w everyone else’s at the aquarium bc we’re gay but karma immediately hit them with gigantic furry meetup
February 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
my body loves to develop a UTI on a friday night so there’s no hope of quick treatment but valentine’s day was particularly rude
February 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
god now egg people are going to buy all the tofu and complain about how they don’t like it
February 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Bugs Bunny: What's up, Doc
Doctor: Not much, Bugs. What's up with you
Bugs: I'm depressed. I'm always taking a left at Albuquerque
Doctor: Well, I've got the thing. The opera. There's a beautiful maiden on a horse. Should cheer you right up
Bugs: [chewing carrot morosely] Eh, I've got bad news
February 14, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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February 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
cut off a tesla in traffic yesterday because it has to either let me in via robotic detection or hit me and explode
February 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
talking to 19 year old girls makes me feel like i’ve done something wrong and there’s no way for me to know what but i will feel uneasy about it for the rest of the day
February 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
going to chattanooga tomorrow and excitedly picking out which vegetarian restaurants to eat at, from my city which is the exact same size and has zero vegetarian restaurants. thank you 7th day adventists and punks
February 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
i don’t think cis people should publicly resent being “they”d online even if they have pronouns in bio. like read the room
February 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
do you think at united healthcare when someone calls a doctor in the middle of surgery to deny coverage they’re like “sick and twisted!!!! we love this, keep it up man, make sure to make using healthcare as demoralizing as possible” or is it like something they’re trying (and failing) not to do
February 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM