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grumpytone.bsky.social
@grumpytone.bsky.social
Cheerful *@#! for my age. Do not understand society, #VAR or what "uomo d'onore" means unless it is a Tory MP. Rubbish at #Wordle. #Nerdle is where it's at. You know where you are with the numbers 🤷 🇮🇹 🇺🇦 🇲🇽 ⚽🏏📚 😺
This is the opportunity to close all @BBC news & current affairs output. Saving us ££££. It's mostly propaganda output anyway 🤷 Obviously #HIGNFY is light entertainment...
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Turchia, la procura di Istanbul emette un mandato di arresto per Netanyahu: «A Gaza genocidio e crimini contro l’umanità»
Turchia, la procura di Istanbul emette un mandato di arresto per Netanyahu: «A Gaza genocidio e crimini contro l’umanità»
Oltre al premier israeliano, i magistrati turchi hanno disposto mandati di arresto per altri 36 alti funzionari di Tel Aviv. Nel provvedimento viene citato anche l’attacco dell'Idf contro la Global Sumud Flotilla
www.open.online
November 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Choose your words more wisely...They've already got that one in the bag. Most of them look like Plug out of Bash Street Kids 🤭 www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Dan Burn: Newcastle need to be more 'ugly' like Arsenal
Newcastle United defender Dan Burn says his side need to be
www.bbc.co.uk
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Bank says inflation has 'peaked' as it holds interest rateshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c77zkg5504eo
Well I don't know about that🤷
Interest rates held at 4% by Bank of England
Rates are left unchanged after a tight vote ahead of the Budget later this month.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Get the VPN set up & enjoy the show 😂 Trump & Royal Family explained 😂
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
Have I Got News for You - Series 70: Episode 4
Adil Ray is host, with guest panellists comedian Julian Clary and journalist Sophy Ridge joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as they delve into the news.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 1, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Maybe he will fall out of a window or the next jet he boards will mysteriously explode? You never know, it could happen 🤔

What does it mean to be plain old Andrew Mountbatten Windsor? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
What does it mean to be plain old Andrew Mountbatten Windsor?
The prince-turned-commoner may be ‘humiliated’ say experts, but he is still eighth in line to the British throne
www.theguardian.com
October 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Reform MP Sarah Pochin not in the chamber today for #PMQs it must be because seeing our faces makes her mad…
October 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
We have another now don't we. History repeats itself. Time to give him the title he deserves so it's clear to all 🤷 Great British Royal Family 🙄
www.channel4.com/programmes/e...
Edward VIII: Britain's Traitor King
The extent of the Duke of Windsor's treachery during World War II is revealed
www.channel4.com
October 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Spread it far and wide.

Sarah Pochin, Reform UK
October 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
@richardjmurphy.bsky.social
Please can you explain the fuss about ISA savings? Why not use NS&I to offer products to savers and investors. Isn't an NS&I account of any sort lending the Government money to invest ?
October 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Viz magazine. Some of their best work 😂😂
October 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Somebody important should have a quiet word in the King's shell. Organise a swap & get rid of the liability & his ex for ever🤷
www-dailymail-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.dail...
How Prince Andrew and 'spy chief' at heart of China scandal met
The Duke of York became embroiled in the scandal as pictures showed him shaking hands with the Beijing official said to have helped mastermind the Westminster espionage plot.
www-dailymail-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org
October 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Did Muffin the Mule coach #Badenoch for her latest #PMQ cameo performance or is she earning money on the side teaching AI robots moves?
October 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Simon Calder obviously is English "A" standard 🤭
He's read and understood the instructions and aced the challenge.
Try doing same after chain vaping and holiday beers in airport Spoons before 06.00 Hrs 🤭
www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-...
146 seconds from start to finish: New EU entry-exit system tested by Simon Calder
Exclusive: Your second-by-second guide to hand-to-hand combat with EES airport kiosks
www.independent.co.uk
October 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Latvia v England...I've heard it all...Dan Burn drives standards 😂 Says genius commentator.
October 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Conservatives, listen carefully when you say "subsidy" or "grant" those stalwart businesses in UK you champion see "easy pickings" "big profit". Learn. And while I am at it, Labour sort out insolvency laws 🤷

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
Thousands of homes at risk of mould after botched eco insulation, watchdog finds
Almost all homes meant to benefit from a government-backed scheme are instead facing serious issues
www.independent.co.uk
October 14, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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On the centenary of Thatcher's birth, there have been predictable calls for a memorial to her memory. But Britain's 2300 food banks serve that purpose already.
October 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Ok Google "What's the meaning of locking the stable door after the horse has bolted?"

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
MI5 warns MPs they are being targeted by China and Russia
Move by intelligence chiefs comes as government denies collapsing China spy case
www.independent.co.uk
October 14, 2025 at 6:53 AM
"Everyone thought we'd come in & there were going to be these huge costs we could cut away but there just aren't."

For their next trick the cabinet member will find a Brexit benefit, stop the boats, reduce immigration and cut NHS waiting times by Friday 😂😂😂😂

www.cityam.com/reform-uk-ke...
Reform UK: Kent local authority poised to hike council tax
Kent county council is likely to raise council tax next year, with a cabinet member suggesting that a five per cent hike is on the cards.
www.cityam.com
October 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It's time for #Rooney & #Keane to team up & present a reprise of "Out of Town" instead of all these b*llocks podcasts😖
October 5, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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Let's just privatise everything and make a few companies Directors very rich whilst the service they provide is not good enough

I give you Capita

BBC News - Teaching union demands action over 'failing' pension scheme
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Head teachers' union demands action over 'failing' pension scheme
The union says payment delays from the Teachers' Pension Scheme have left many in financial disarray.
www.bbc.com
September 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
And that's partial justice 🤷
High Court orders firm linked to Baroness Michelle Mone to pay £122m to UK public purse.

It provided 25m unusable surgical gowns to NHS which could ‘seriously harm or kill patients’. Tories created VIP lanes.

When will the money be paid?

Court judgement: www.judiciary.uk/wp-content/u...
UK government wins £122m pandemic case against Michelle Mone-linked firm over faulty PPE
Trial heard 25m surgical gowns supplied by PPE Medpro to protect NHS staff were unusable and could ‘seriously harm or kill patients’
www.theguardian.com
October 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
A recipe for disaster if ever I saw one or an early April fool joke 🤣"BORIS" do me a favour 🤭
www.topgear.com/car-news/sat...
www.topgear.com
September 30, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Well I never. Who would have thought 🤔
Farage at it again 😖
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Nigel Farage uses private company to pay less tax on GB News earnings
Exclusive: Reform leader’s use of personal services firm is a practice criticised across the political spectrum
www.theguardian.com
September 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM