geeves speezerton
@gspeezy.bsky.social
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here for entertainment purposes only
not the complaint department
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geeves speezerton
@gspeezy.bsky.social
· Oct 15
me attempting to meet my own unreasonable expectations of myself
huh two coyotes in the quiet park today
which is not unusual in itself but it’s rare to see them out in the open in the middle of the day like this (tbf the one napping in the sun currently looks very comfy)
which is not unusual in itself but it’s rare to see them out in the open in the middle of the day like this (tbf the one napping in the sun currently looks very comfy)
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
huh two coyotes in the quiet park today
which is not unusual in itself but it’s rare to see them out in the open in the middle of the day like this (tbf the one napping in the sun currently looks very comfy)
which is not unusual in itself but it’s rare to see them out in the open in the middle of the day like this (tbf the one napping in the sun currently looks very comfy)
“what do you mean the dog needs to go out again?” he shouted from the bathroom while taking his third dump of the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
“what do you mean the dog needs to go out again?” he shouted from the bathroom while taking his third dump of the morning
seeing a lot of people on here big mad about cal raleigh not getting the mvp as if seattle mariners fans aren’t already extremely used to this cosmic level of disrespect ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
seeing a lot of people on here big mad about cal raleigh not getting the mvp as if seattle mariners fans aren’t already extremely used to this cosmic level of disrespect ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
me, as a therapist: “sorry was i supposed to be writing this all down and listening to you at the same time because i have some awkward news”
Me, as a therapist: OMG...! do you wanna go on a girls night out?! 🍹💃💅
Me, as a therapist: Have you thought about seeing another therapist?
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
me, as a therapist: “sorry was i supposed to be writing this all down and listening to you at the same time because i have some awkward news”
any time the government declares a war on something you can be fairly confident that thing is going to win eventually
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
any time the government declares a war on something you can be fairly confident that thing is going to win eventually
sandwiches may be one of the universal greatest foods just think about it
you can go virtually anywhere in the world and there will probably be someone selling a sandwich that is the best whatever that kind of sandwich is that you ever had
you can go virtually anywhere in the world and there will probably be someone selling a sandwich that is the best whatever that kind of sandwich is that you ever had
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
sandwiches may be one of the universal greatest foods just think about it
you can go virtually anywhere in the world and there will probably be someone selling a sandwich that is the best whatever that kind of sandwich is that you ever had
you can go virtually anywhere in the world and there will probably be someone selling a sandwich that is the best whatever that kind of sandwich is that you ever had
if you think one person will fix everything you are delusional
if you think a unified coalition will come up with a competent solution and implement it properly on the first try then you have never worked on a team of more than three people before (also delusional)
if you think a unified coalition will come up with a competent solution and implement it properly on the first try then you have never worked on a team of more than three people before (also delusional)
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
if you think one person will fix everything you are delusional
if you think a unified coalition will come up with a competent solution and implement it properly on the first try then you have never worked on a team of more than three people before (also delusional)
if you think a unified coalition will come up with a competent solution and implement it properly on the first try then you have never worked on a team of more than three people before (also delusional)
the problem with the classic good vs evil dichotomy is that there are far too many good acts that can become evil in the wrong context and too many evil acts that can be justified as good in the right context
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
the problem with the classic good vs evil dichotomy is that there are far too many good acts that can become evil in the wrong context and too many evil acts that can be justified as good in the right context
okay well until you all can come to your senses and stop raging at what shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone with two working eyes and any amount of common sense i’m just going to avoid this conversation entirely
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
okay well until you all can come to your senses and stop raging at what shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone with two working eyes and any amount of common sense i’m just going to avoid this conversation entirely
you mean to tell me these politicians did something hasty and short sighted no way that never hap
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 PM
you mean to tell me these politicians did something hasty and short sighted no way that never hap
me: hey i can’t get this thing to print
guy at the comstar help desk: “the flame of blake’s will once extinguished and reignited burns brighter and more glorious”
me: so turn it off and back on again got it
guy at the comstar help desk: “the flame of blake’s will once extinguished and reignited burns brighter and more glorious”
me: so turn it off and back on again got it
November 9, 2025 at 9:37 AM
me: hey i can’t get this thing to print
guy at the comstar help desk: “the flame of blake’s will once extinguished and reignited burns brighter and more glorious”
me: so turn it off and back on again got it
guy at the comstar help desk: “the flame of blake’s will once extinguished and reignited burns brighter and more glorious”
me: so turn it off and back on again got it
mark sanchez is the michael vick of tony romos
November 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
mark sanchez is the michael vick of tony romos
what? this bed? no no surely someone else left that here
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
what? this bed? no no surely someone else left that here
i think anyone who observed my life from the outside would not be even remotely surprised to learn that i own exactly one robe and it’s absolutely the one you think it is
I think anyone who observed my life from the outside would probably not be surprised to learn that I own several robes
I think anyone who observed my life from the outside would probably be surprised to learn that I don’t own a robe
November 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
i think anyone who observed my life from the outside would not be even remotely surprised to learn that i own exactly one robe and it’s absolutely the one you think it is
another concept album cover for nonexistent music
November 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
another concept album cover for nonexistent music
concept art for the synthwave album i’ll never write
November 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
concept art for the synthwave album i’ll never write
morale will continue until the beatings improve
November 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
morale will continue until the beatings improve
yeah i got some jokes about a shave and a haircut
two bits
two bits
November 4, 2025 at 4:10 AM
yeah i got some jokes about a shave and a haircut
two bits
two bits
oh right i forgot that today* was unappreciated post day
*everyday
*everyday
November 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
oh right i forgot that today* was unappreciated post day
*everyday
*everyday
just occurred to me that eventually somebody is going to find this steamer trunk full of old swords in my attic and objectively that’s kinda’ awesome
November 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
just occurred to me that eventually somebody is going to find this steamer trunk full of old swords in my attic and objectively that’s kinda’ awesome
save some cake for the rest of us grimace damn
November 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
save some cake for the rest of us grimace damn
there is no or (don’t fear it)
October 31, 2025 at 11:30 PM
there is no or (don’t fear it)
my friend, in seattle, on a thursday afternoon: “hey you in town saturday?”
me, not within 2000 miles of seattle: “no dude i told you that was last weekend”
my friend: “oh damn i had kraken tickets”
me:
my friend: “they’re vip if you want to fly back”
me, not within 2000 miles of seattle: “no dude i told you that was last weekend”
my friend: “oh damn i had kraken tickets”
me:
my friend: “they’re vip if you want to fly back”
October 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
my friend, in seattle, on a thursday afternoon: “hey you in town saturday?”
me, not within 2000 miles of seattle: “no dude i told you that was last weekend”
my friend: “oh damn i had kraken tickets”
me:
my friend: “they’re vip if you want to fly back”
me, not within 2000 miles of seattle: “no dude i told you that was last weekend”
my friend: “oh damn i had kraken tickets”
me:
my friend: “they’re vip if you want to fly back”