ben
@guidetobirds.bsky.social
guidetobirds on twitter, thegoalie on bandcamp, i have several email addresses as well
post-trump, if we ever get there, we’re gonna need some nuremberg / latin american style show trials. dems should be preparing to put hegseth and the DOGE kids, at a minimum, in prison
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
post-trump, if we ever get there, we’re gonna need some nuremberg / latin american style show trials. dems should be preparing to put hegseth and the DOGE kids, at a minimum, in prison
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There Aren’t Deals
– The Black Friday Truther
– The Black Friday Truther
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
There Aren’t Deals
– The Black Friday Truther
– The Black Friday Truther
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If you're lucky in life you may one day meet that person who, no matter how ordinary they may seem to the rest of the world, will always be special in your sight.
Cherish that person. Banish all thoughts of others. Sell Madueke. Bench your strikers. Start him up top against Barcelona. That's love.
Cherish that person. Banish all thoughts of others. Sell Madueke. Bench your strikers. Start him up top against Barcelona. That's love.
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
If you're lucky in life you may one day meet that person who, no matter how ordinary they may seem to the rest of the world, will always be special in your sight.
Cherish that person. Banish all thoughts of others. Sell Madueke. Bench your strikers. Start him up top against Barcelona. That's love.
Cherish that person. Banish all thoughts of others. Sell Madueke. Bench your strikers. Start him up top against Barcelona. That's love.
my dad claims that his homepod is “playing the Flintstones theme at random times of the day”
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
my dad claims that his homepod is “playing the Flintstones theme at random times of the day”
nebraska fooled me again
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
nebraska fooled me again
focus is a little ehh but check this nuthatch action shot!
November 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
focus is a little ehh but check this nuthatch action shot!
leaves blowing around everywhere. this is his super bowl
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
leaves blowing around everywhere. this is his super bowl
it’s not that i think it’s a /good/ idea to give my wallet to the wallet inspector. but that’s the only way i can get into the club. the wallet inspector said so
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
it’s not that i think it’s a /good/ idea to give my wallet to the wallet inspector. but that’s the only way i can get into the club. the wallet inspector said so
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WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING AT THE CUOMO PARTY IM CRYINGGGGG
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING AT THE CUOMO PARTY IM CRYINGGGGG
let’s go zohran. i am ready to believe in something
November 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
let’s go zohran. i am ready to believe in something
is matt rhule uniquely bad at fourth-down decision making or is it just that nebraska is the only team i watch
November 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
is matt rhule uniquely bad at fourth-down decision making or is it just that nebraska is the only team i watch
two-nil would feel significantly less dangerous as a lead rn
November 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
two-nil would feel significantly less dangerous as a lead rn
if anything bad happens to my neighbor's cat tyler, i just don't know what i'll do
October 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
if anything bad happens to my neighbor's cat tyler, i just don't know what i'll do
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i love emo music, there's no end to people making the most beautiful music you've heard and screaming over top of it
October 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
i love emo music, there's no end to people making the most beautiful music you've heard and screaming over top of it
when we moved to nebraska and had to get a car, we found and bought the same model (03 subaru outback) that my wife drove in high school. so i guess i’m just better than that guy who’s getting dunked on today
October 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
when we moved to nebraska and had to get a car, we found and bought the same model (03 subaru outback) that my wife drove in high school. so i guess i’m just better than that guy who’s getting dunked on today
jt pointing to first 🫡
October 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
jt pointing to first 🫡
knuckle tats TOOT BLAN
October 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
knuckle tats TOOT BLAN
crazy that we are only four short years away from the completion of The Line, which will either have 1.5 million people living there in 2030 or it will not
October 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
crazy that we are only four short years away from the completion of The Line, which will either have 1.5 million people living there in 2030 or it will not
the moral of the story is to never, ever, EVER bunt.
October 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
the moral of the story is to never, ever, EVER bunt.
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Look if Philadelphians don’t boo a great opposing player it just means they have completely lost all respect for him. It’s a courtesy
Philly booing Ohtani cmon man. He's not a Dodger he's our national baseball Folk Hero. He is for everyone. He loves dogs and hits balls 500 ft and throws the ball 100 mph.
October 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Look if Philadelphians don’t boo a great opposing player it just means they have completely lost all respect for him. It’s a courtesy
ai psychosis is a real problem. people are out there ruining their lives because they think the computer is their doctor, their therapist, their financial adviser, their friend
October 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
ai psychosis is a real problem. people are out there ruining their lives because they think the computer is their doctor, their therapist, their financial adviser, their friend
all it took to make omaha feel like a "real city" was getting a bus pass. who knew
September 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
all it took to make omaha feel like a "real city" was getting a bus pass. who knew
“jared kushner and the saudis bought EA in order to replace artists and actors with AI” wow my bingo card is already totally full and it’s only 10 am on monday
September 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
“jared kushner and the saudis bought EA in order to replace artists and actors with AI” wow my bingo card is already totally full and it’s only 10 am on monday