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Hales
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Student - MICA Fall 2025 | Illustrator | Photographer | Former Pastry Chef | Queer 🏳️‍🌈 | Mudlarker | Letterboxing | 36
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If you're in the Baltimore area, please visit the MICA store! The Illustration and Entrepreneurship Class Pop-Up Shop is open and I'm in it! Go support up-and-coming artist! #baltimore #mica
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
We lost our little baby man on Friday. It was sudden, his health declined rapidly. We could see he was miserable. We took him to the vet and they said his kidneys were failing, possibly due to cancer, and that he was unlikely to survive. We made the decision to let him go.
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Weird Al and Weird AI look the same. I keep thinking Weird Al Yankovic is coming out with new music videos.
September 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I need a podcast or a YouTube channel the invites MAGA on to watch an episode of Mr. Rogers and asked analyze it's message.
September 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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We should not care or reward Disney for this. We must make their bottom line hurt for even considering doing something like this. Don't let up. Other companies need to see that bowing to fascism is not something you can do without consequence.
!!!

*DISNEY SAYS JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE SHOW TO RETURN ON TUESDAY
September 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Apparently the rapture is happening tomorrow, if you know a Christian, I think you're obligated to act like you can't see them, like they disappeared.
September 22, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Similar to Grindr, I need an app called Mashr that shows me potatoes in my area.
August 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I think it's time. I think we're ready for the sequel to the 1994 classic, 'Junior.'
I think we need Danny DeVito to reprise his role as Dr. Larry Arbogast and tackle geriatric pregnancy. #makeithappen
August 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
When I become a ghost (because I will). My signature move will be a wet willy, but I'll use their saliva.
July 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Currently flying home and it's weird to think that I'm just in the the sky.
July 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I want a reality show from Fuji where their exotic location is Oklahoma and the host has to announce on the first night, "Welcome to Oklahomaaaaaaaaaa!" and everyone woooos.
July 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The Internet has convinced me to watch the lastest season of Love Island and so far the into is giving me second hand embarrassment. It's so clunky and awkward.
July 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.

This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.

It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
KPop Demon Hunter was so good, I had to give it sketchbook page.
July 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Don't see Jurassic World Rebirth. It sucked.
July 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Republicans: I just want to kill the spider.
Everyone else: You set the whole house on fire!
Republicans: I don't want to talk about that. The important thing is we killed the spider.
June 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I feel like I've been hearing the sentimental, "At least we're not fat," a lot lately. Which means it's time to bring back the 90s era fat free Lays potato chips to teach this new generation of fatphobes a lesson.
June 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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June 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
It would be totally tits of Disneyland sold prints of Mary Blair and Eyvind Earle's illustrations, but they don't.
June 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
You know how I know male privilege exists? Because if I was an adorable, old man I could make so much money.
June 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I want to live somewhere where all humans are valued, not just the ones in utero.
May 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
#Trump speaks like the drunk historians on Drunk History.
May 28, 2025 at 11:28 AM
May 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I swear my ego can get too big sometimes because I often think that if I could have a heart to heart with Mike Johnson, I could convince him that his brain is filled with only bad ideas.
May 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Now that I don't bake for a living anymore, I find that I actually like doing it. This is a key lime pie topped with sweet whip, candied lime zest, edible flowers, a blueberry coulis, and fresh blueberries. #pastry #pie
May 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM