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hallie.bsky.social
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@hallie.bsky.social
She/her. My account is cats and knitting with occasional birds, books, and thoughts. My exoplanet is GJ 581c.m. I’m a contrary hopeless idealist.
🧶 Made a cat for my great-nibling. Now to find a box to mail it!
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Look on my cinnamon buns and despair.
November 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Knitters go hard.
The new British competitive knitting show hosted by Olympic diver Tom Daley has been denounced by the knitting community of the Shetland islands for its imprecise portrayal of fair isle knitting and negative attitude toward a technique known as steeking
Shetland knitting group ‘shocked and saddened’ by representation in Channel 4 show
A GROUP protecting Shetland’s knitting heritage has criticised a new Channel 4 show for spreading “negative misconceptions about Fair Isle knitting...
www.shetnews.co.uk
November 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Imposter syndrome severely tested as the motion sensor in the restroom refuses to acknowledge my presence and remains dark for several seconds; then the faucet sensors don't start the water after I've put soap on my hands, forcing me to open the door with a paper towel and use the break room sink.
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Miss Blep #CatsofBluesky
November 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
🧶 Kitty Poof in progress for Great-Nibling who was born in September. Tortie colors for one of their cats. Bulky yarn knits up so fast!
November 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I am but a simple woman, trying to put on shoes. #caturday
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
So many teens saying thank you on Halloween gives me hope?
October 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Secretly judging all the children's Halloween costumes. So far, Peter Pan is my favorite.
October 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Too tired to think of a new costume this year. Recycling my red crayon to edit this timeline. If only I could.
October 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Willow is checking out Cyrine's Fortress of Solitude. Cyrine's airplane ears say "not today, kitten." #CatsofBluesky
October 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
🧶 Today I was forced to learn how to pick up a dropped brioche stitch. Making mistakes helps us grow. But we can grumble about it.
October 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
My talented offspring made rainbow stickers of Winston and now I have one on the back of my phone. 😻
October 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Cyrine attempts to recreate Klimpt's "Cat in Garden."
October 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Today I made a cake. The frosting tastes like a dreamsicle--3 oranges worth of zest. I think I'll name this one Fred.
We're hosting board games tomorrow.
October 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I think we've got a lap cat. Willow is definitely helping to fill the Winston gap. 🐱🐈
October 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Hemlock and Silver. 10/10. A twisty take on Snow White. I loved Anya and imagine she could have further adventures in all sorts of stories. Part fairy tale, tragedy, rom-com, mystery, horror--a mirror (cough, cough) of humanity. Recommend! #books
@tkingfisher.com
October 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Me: I need to report a crime. How do I reach the cat police?

Them: It's cute that you think cats have police. Cats are agents of chaos. The fuzzy toy had it coming.
October 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
She has discovered the shelf and ascended. She is all-powerful. She wishes you to feed her, throw the tiny fuzzy ball, or wave the stick of fun. #CatsofBluesky
October 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
💔
October 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Winston's last night with us. Eff cancer-he got super steroids to give him a few more days so the offspring (who picked him and named him 11 years ago) could join us to say goodbye. Poor guy wants to do all the things but doesn't understand why his body won't. #CatsofBluesky
October 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My spouse gave Willow her own plate of eggs after he served us. She is a bottomless pit. #CatsofBluesky
October 6, 2025 at 10:54 AM
If thy rug offends thee, attack.
October 4, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Kitchen experiments: I just stood there and watched myself pouring OJ into my coffee* instead of into the juice glass right beside it. What.

*gonna drink it anyway
October 3, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Winston is the best of cats, but we're afraid he may be entering his final days. He just wants to sit in his box and is mostly refusing food. 💔
October 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM