HamPaste
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soup until crop failure🌱
#whodat⚜️
#adopt/rescue
lead VS. microplastics
No Location
#whodat⚜️
#adopt/rescue
lead VS. microplastics
No Location
Wife just learned about my dad's 3rd wife (a real witch) now I need a cat--custody-divorve legal expert.
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Wife just learned about my dad's 3rd wife (a real witch) now I need a cat--custody-divorve legal expert.
Thank the blueshy ai for no radioheead videos, maybe they hate yourube...idk
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Thank the blueshy ai for no radioheead videos, maybe they hate yourube...idk
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nice
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
nice
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This holiday season, give Jeff Bezos and Amazon the gift of zero dollars. 🥰
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This holiday season, give Jeff Bezos and Amazon the gift of zero dollars. 🥰
Primary every last fuck
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Primary every last fuck
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I will admit that this is the single funniest outcome of us doing a Keep Politics Out Of Sports after a guy kneeled
Government is shut down. Chaos in airports. 42 million going hungry. 24 million face skyrocketing healthcare costs. Economy in turmoil. And the president of the United States is in the Fox broadcast booth calling plays for a football game.
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I will admit that this is the single funniest outcome of us doing a Keep Politics Out Of Sports after a guy kneeled
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Trump: “A dividend of at least $2000 a person (not including high income people!) will be paid to everyone”
See, if you elect someone who never bought his own groceries, never scheduled an appointment, paid rent, bought medicine or cared for anyone.. then you get this.
See, if you elect someone who never bought his own groceries, never scheduled an appointment, paid rent, bought medicine or cared for anyone.. then you get this.
November 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Trump: “A dividend of at least $2000 a person (not including high income people!) will be paid to everyone”
See, if you elect someone who never bought his own groceries, never scheduled an appointment, paid rent, bought medicine or cared for anyone.. then you get this.
See, if you elect someone who never bought his own groceries, never scheduled an appointment, paid rent, bought medicine or cared for anyone.. then you get this.
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is the poop plane grounded by the shutdown ☹️
November 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
is the poop plane grounded by the shutdown ☹️
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WALMART.
(This is real. I took the screenshots.)
(This is real. I took the screenshots.)
November 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WALMART.
(This is real. I took the screenshots.)
(This is real. I took the screenshots.)
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After $40 bn for Milei, now $40 bn for Orbán? Meanwhile no money for starving children or healthcare in America.
November 9, 2025 at 7:45 AM
After $40 bn for Milei, now $40 bn for Orbán? Meanwhile no money for starving children or healthcare in America.
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The kindest thing I can say about this story is that it was written too early in an unfolding disaster (maybe for the strategic reason of getting it in the Sunday report).
It absolutely does not reflect multiple in-system experiences traveling yesterday (including mine), nor real-time flight maps.
It absolutely does not reflect multiple in-system experiences traveling yesterday (including mine), nor real-time flight maps.
“The disruptions from federal restrictions on flying at the nation’s busiest airports were challenging, but relatively contained this weekend. But the cuts are expected to grow in the coming days, threatening to wreak havoc for airlines and travelers as Thanksgiving approaches.”
Airport Disruptions May Get Worse This Week
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The kindest thing I can say about this story is that it was written too early in an unfolding disaster (maybe for the strategic reason of getting it in the Sunday report).
It absolutely does not reflect multiple in-system experiences traveling yesterday (including mine), nor real-time flight maps.
It absolutely does not reflect multiple in-system experiences traveling yesterday (including mine), nor real-time flight maps.
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I saw an absolutely savage reply to a post about Duffy's failings; "Puck would have made a better Sec of Transportation."
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I saw an absolutely savage reply to a post about Duffy's failings; "Puck would have made a better Sec of Transportation."
Where's dick cheney's dead body.
We need evidence.
We need evidence.
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Where's dick cheney's dead body.
We need evidence.
We need evidence.
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
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10% of Meta's 2024 ad revenue came from outright frauds and scams; the platform shows consumers 15 billion ads for fraud and scams every single day. This doesn't even include agitprop and AI slop.
the existential collapse of this monumental pile of shit company simply can't come quickly enough
the existential collapse of this monumental pile of shit company simply can't come quickly enough
Meta is earning a fortune on a deluge of fraudulent ads, documents show
Meta projected 10% of its 2024 revenue would come from ads for scams and banned goods, and it internally estimates that its platforms show users 15 billion scam ads a day, company documents show.
www.reuters.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
10% of Meta's 2024 ad revenue came from outright frauds and scams; the platform shows consumers 15 billion ads for fraud and scams every single day. This doesn't even include agitprop and AI slop.
the existential collapse of this monumental pile of shit company simply can't come quickly enough
the existential collapse of this monumental pile of shit company simply can't come quickly enough
Dick Cheney shouldn't vote anymore
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Dick Cheney shouldn't vote anymore
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Cheney Offspring Bursts From Bush's Chest
Cheney Offspring Bursts From Bush's Chest
theonion.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Cheney Offspring Bursts From Bush's Chest
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To be clear: they're going to war to avoid having to release the Epstein Files. Starving millions of children in America is just a side-hustle for them.
"Federal SNAP spending totaled $99.8 billion and benefits averaged $187.20 per participant per month."
This is what they're going to war over.
This is what they're going to war over.
November 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
To be clear: they're going to war to avoid having to release the Epstein Files. Starving millions of children in America is just a side-hustle for them.
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The best timeline is where 9/11 hasn't happened because President Al Gore listened to intelligence reports & had the FBI on high alert.
The somewhat better timeline is they focused on securing and rebuilding Afghanistan rather than going on imperialist ventures in Iraq
(Best timeline is still George W Bush, universally beloved Commissioner of Baseball)
(Best timeline is still George W Bush, universally beloved Commissioner of Baseball)
it *annoys* me when left-aligned folks act like 9/11 was imaginary and 3000 people weren't actually murdered, in the US, for going about their ordinary days, by religious zealots
but Bush and Cheney did ultimately create that situation by building a web of lies around that actual atrocity
but Bush and Cheney did ultimately create that situation by building a web of lies around that actual atrocity
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The best timeline is where 9/11 hasn't happened because President Al Gore listened to intelligence reports & had the FBI on high alert.
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your honor, my client could have thrown a far tastier and more valuable cubano had he ventured just one block further north
November 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
your honor, my client could have thrown a far tastier and more valuable cubano had he ventured just one block further north
Gonna start playing Debbie Gibson at the bar
November 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Gonna start playing Debbie Gibson at the bar
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The military officer who leaked the video of IDF soldiers raping a Palestinian kidnapped by the army and held without trial has gone missing after she was coerced into resigning for doing her job
November 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The military officer who leaked the video of IDF soldiers raping a Palestinian kidnapped by the army and held without trial has gone missing after she was coerced into resigning for doing her job
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Democrats are expected to provide think tank level policy proposals for every societal ill under the sun (fully paid for too, natch!!) while Republicans are just like "we'll figure something out" and the media nods along.🙃
Rep. Jeff Van Drew on Republicans' healthcare plan: "The plan is to come up with something better."
November 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Democrats are expected to provide think tank level policy proposals for every societal ill under the sun (fully paid for too, natch!!) while Republicans are just like "we'll figure something out" and the media nods along.🙃