Hawkeye
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You people are all nuts...
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Hawkeye
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· Dec 18
Asking a billionaire to save this country is like asking Godzilla to save Tokyo.
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How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
I'm willing to make things weird as long as I don't ruin the surprise...
December 6, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I'm willing to make things weird as long as I don't ruin the surprise...
Strengths easily become faults...
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Strengths easily become faults...
A few political comments at Thanksgiving could save you hundreds for Christmas.
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
A few political comments at Thanksgiving could save you hundreds for Christmas.
Wrestling...
It's only gay if you make eye contact.
It's only gay if you make eye contact.
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Wrestling...
It's only gay if you make eye contact.
It's only gay if you make eye contact.
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10.4.15 The last sound check.
The look on Ed’s face when Wolfie starts singing. 🥹
The look on Ed’s face when Wolfie starts singing. 🥹
October 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
10.4.15 The last sound check.
The look on Ed’s face when Wolfie starts singing. 🥹
The look on Ed’s face when Wolfie starts singing. 🥹
I really just want to throw my phone in the ocean...
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I really just want to throw my phone in the ocean...
I keep forgetting that I have nothing to do tomorrow...
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I keep forgetting that I have nothing to do tomorrow...
Making tea and popping melatonin like they're gummy bears...
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Making tea and popping melatonin like they're gummy bears...
I like my women like I like my coffee...
...without a penis
...without a penis
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I like my women like I like my coffee...
...without a penis
...without a penis
Question of the day:
What time is this disaster...?
What time is this disaster...?
October 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Question of the day:
What time is this disaster...?
What time is this disaster...?
I've never seen anyone save an alcoholic...
October 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I've never seen anyone save an alcoholic...
I wonder how much I'd weigh if I cut my arms off
October 11, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I wonder how much I'd weigh if I cut my arms off
It's important to be vague...
October 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It's important to be vague...
When death comes to find me... it'll be on a weekend.
October 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
When death comes to find me... it'll be on a weekend.
I'll believe that we all have an idea of how it shouldn't be...
September 13, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I'll believe that we all have an idea of how it shouldn't be...
September 1, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Shout out to everyone who thinks they're genius at night, then realize they're idiots in the morning...
August 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Shout out to everyone who thinks they're genius at night, then realize they're idiots in the morning...
Wanted:Meteorologist
*must be hot
*must be hot
August 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Wanted:Meteorologist
*must be hot
*must be hot
It's too bad that people are too stupid to understand the fall of the Roman Empire...
August 14, 2025 at 6:20 AM
It's too bad that people are too stupid to understand the fall of the Roman Empire...
This is my barometer....
August 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM
This is my barometer....
Jupiter and Venus are staring me down...
August 11, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Jupiter and Venus are staring me down...
She was doing ok until she said "supposably"
August 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
She was doing ok until she said "supposably"
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In high school I only played the trombone so I could hit people and make it look like an accident.
July 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
In high school I only played the trombone so I could hit people and make it look like an accident.
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Really? A fucking salad??
- Julius Caesar coming back to life
- Julius Caesar coming back to life
November 21, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Really? A fucking salad??
- Julius Caesar coming back to life
- Julius Caesar coming back to life