Miss Murder
@heauxstface.bsky.social
Sidney Prescott sun, Laurie Strode moon, Erin Harson rising, Grace Le Domas Venus. I don't choose the bear, I am the fucking bear.
#bigaltimaenergy
horror
metal
Perkins, Peele, Flanagan
Tammie, what were you doing with a boy named Tinky Stockings?!
#bigaltimaenergy
horror
metal
Perkins, Peele, Flanagan
Tammie, what were you doing with a boy named Tinky Stockings?!
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Miss Murder
@heauxstface.bsky.social
· Aug 22
One thing about me is my mom is from one of the toughest streets in the city and my dad is a retired marine/coal miner. One taught me how to talk shit, the other one taught me how to fight and hit a target. I may look like this and be "woke" but I'll annihilate you in a Taco Bell if necessary 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏿
@zobowithashotgun.bsky.social loved your guest spot on @horrorqueers.bsky.social for Saló! I've been missing you over on @taintedlovepod.bsky.social but I'm glad you all are taking time off to prioritize your personal life and other projects. I MAY take the leap and watch it because of your insight🩷
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
@zobowithashotgun.bsky.social loved your guest spot on @horrorqueers.bsky.social for Saló! I've been missing you over on @taintedlovepod.bsky.social but I'm glad you all are taking time off to prioritize your personal life and other projects. I MAY take the leap and watch it because of your insight🩷
I am am officionado of Christmas commercials and this thread of the all time greatest always makes me bawl.
youtu.be/c4_qb2GJACg?...
youtu.be/c4_qb2GJACg?...
Holiday Wishes | Petco Holiday Film
YouTube video by Petco
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I am am officionado of Christmas commercials and this thread of the all time greatest always makes me bawl.
youtu.be/c4_qb2GJACg?...
youtu.be/c4_qb2GJACg?...
Seeing SpongeBoq in Gen V is honestly grossing me out. Blech.
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Seeing SpongeBoq in Gen V is honestly grossing me out. Blech.
I fell for the "sister bra size" because my size was sold out in the one I wanted. It... did not work. This looks ridiculous 😂 don't be dumb like me, get your actual cup size!
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I fell for the "sister bra size" because my size was sold out in the one I wanted. It... did not work. This looks ridiculous 😂 don't be dumb like me, get your actual cup size!
Very Professionally Dressed* for a Very Professional Interview
*from the waist up
*from the waist up
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Very Professionally Dressed* for a Very Professional Interview
*from the waist up
*from the waist up
I spent all weekend watching churches fail Nikalie's baby formula test. Today I watched a church threaten, harass, bully, and record a homeless woman they found sleeping in her car in their parking lot. I'm proud that I've spent my life "tithing" to actual charities instead of for-profit churches.
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I spent all weekend watching churches fail Nikalie's baby formula test. Today I watched a church threaten, harass, bully, and record a homeless woman they found sleeping in her car in their parking lot. I'm proud that I've spent my life "tithing" to actual charities instead of for-profit churches.
I identify as the PA town of Shartlesville, pop. 384 (also good work PA for voting to retain our state Supreme Court last night!)
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I identify as the PA town of Shartlesville, pop. 384 (also good work PA for voting to retain our state Supreme Court last night!)
Sure pal, that's a great place to put your paws.
November 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sure pal, that's a great place to put your paws.
Also, bands (talking to you drummers) with predominantly white audiences who encourage everyone to clap on beat with a song are masochists. 1s & 3s abound.
November 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Also, bands (talking to you drummers) with predominantly white audiences who encourage everyone to clap on beat with a song are masochists. 1s & 3s abound.
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also I have literally zero money coming in right now and NEED editing jobs
if you have a podcast and need an editor, I'm willing to negotiate rates for my extremely high-level & meticulous skills
if you have a podcast and need an editor, I'm willing to negotiate rates for my extremely high-level & meticulous skills
I wanna make more music
I wanna write long pieces analyzing my favorite films
I wanna write a novel
I wanna travel
so much of the world wants me dead, and even if they really are the minority, they're so loud and far-reaching that it feels impossible to thrive
I wanna write long pieces analyzing my favorite films
I wanna write a novel
I wanna travel
so much of the world wants me dead, and even if they really are the minority, they're so loud and far-reaching that it feels impossible to thrive
November 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
also I have literally zero money coming in right now and NEED editing jobs
if you have a podcast and need an editor, I'm willing to negotiate rates for my extremely high-level & meticulous skills
if you have a podcast and need an editor, I'm willing to negotiate rates for my extremely high-level & meticulous skills
Just a note, Bryan Adams is singing his ass off, sounding amazing, just like Pat Benatar, & by the looks of them, not one drop of botox or filler between them. I have no problem with cosmeceuticals but it's so nice to see well-aged people looking so beautiful and still like themselves.
November 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Just a note, Bryan Adams is singing his ass off, sounding amazing, just like Pat Benatar, & by the looks of them, not one drop of botox or filler between them. I have no problem with cosmeceuticals but it's so nice to see well-aged people looking so beautiful and still like themselves.
The greatest love story of ALL TIME.
November 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The greatest love story of ALL TIME.
The greatest love story of ALL TIME.
November 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The greatest love story of ALL TIME.
I identify as the Urban Assault Vehicle version of Limp Bizkit's Rollin' (play that fuckin TRACK)
November 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I identify as the Urban Assault Vehicle version of Limp Bizkit's Rollin' (play that fuckin TRACK)
I identify as a fuckin problem
October 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I identify as a fuckin problem
I loved this book so much. Longtime friends with history, scars, and monsters to defeat. It reminded me of something Stephen King said about IT, that it was a coming-of-age story dressed in a Halloween costume. Very appropriate for today! 🧡🖤💚
It’s #FridayReads time and Halloween! Let’s boost all signals. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. I bring you magic, vengeance, ghosts, friendship, a hurricane, and creatures from beyond the reef…and it’s all 45% off because Halloween!🎃
www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316...
www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316...
October 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I loved this book so much. Longtime friends with history, scars, and monsters to defeat. It reminded me of something Stephen King said about IT, that it was a coming-of-age story dressed in a Halloween costume. Very appropriate for today! 🧡🖤💚
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They're calling him the most French man in history
A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."
cbsn.ws
October 31, 2025 at 2:14 PM
They're calling him the most French man in history
Last year's Sleep Token makeup was so good but GOTDAM does my hair look STUPID 💀💀💀
October 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Last year's Sleep Token makeup was so good but GOTDAM does my hair look STUPID 💀💀💀
IT: Welcome to Derry was a very pleasant surprise. Unsettling, gory, sad, and lots of Easter eggs. I'm kind of shocked at how batshit it went straight out the gate!
October 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
IT: Welcome to Derry was a very pleasant surprise. Unsettling, gory, sad, and lots of Easter eggs. I'm kind of shocked at how batshit it went straight out the gate!
Should I get a tattoo at an outdoor Halloween party on a concrete slab from people in Chucky and Tiff drag? 🤔
October 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Should I get a tattoo at an outdoor Halloween party on a concrete slab from people in Chucky and Tiff drag? 🤔
I watched a HORRENDOUS movie last night. So bad I don't even want to say the name lest someone go seek it out. But I will ask, what did we do to Jackie Earle Haley? He was such a great actor, great trajectory and projects, what happened? Was it the NOES remake? Because I think HE was fine in it.
October 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I watched a HORRENDOUS movie last night. So bad I don't even want to say the name lest someone go seek it out. But I will ask, what did we do to Jackie Earle Haley? He was such a great actor, great trajectory and projects, what happened? Was it the NOES remake? Because I think HE was fine in it.
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Everyone should wear a Stephen Graham Jones-related tee or hoodie when they visit mysterious, horror-related bodies of water! Get yours, only at threadsofdread.com ⭐
Thanks for sharing, @hdilla.bsky.social, the tee looks great on you!
Thanks for sharing, @hdilla.bsky.social, the tee looks great on you!
Of course, I wore my Jade Daniels shirt to the lake from Creature From the Black Lagoon, TWO Friday the 13th movies, and American Horror Story: 1984. CC: @sgj.bsky.social
October 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Everyone should wear a Stephen Graham Jones-related tee or hoodie when they visit mysterious, horror-related bodies of water! Get yours, only at threadsofdread.com ⭐
Thanks for sharing, @hdilla.bsky.social, the tee looks great on you!
Thanks for sharing, @hdilla.bsky.social, the tee looks great on you!
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I wish ellipses A) had spaces between them, so we could feel the pause visually (I do this in my books when I can), and B) had the first period just normal, the second a little wider, nearing a 'ground-hyphen,' and then the third was kind of a smeared-to-the-right ground-hyphen
October 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I wish ellipses A) had spaces between them, so we could feel the pause visually (I do this in my books when I can), and B) had the first period just normal, the second a little wider, nearing a 'ground-hyphen,' and then the third was kind of a smeared-to-the-right ground-hyphen
Eczema is so weird because I beat a guy's ass* in the parking lot after a Willie Nelson concert, but I'm literally scared of scented deodorant.
(*it was well-deserved, he was assaulting his girlfriend & her son & the son ran to me for help. I don't just habitually attack men.)
(*it was well-deserved, he was assaulting his girlfriend & her son & the son ran to me for help. I don't just habitually attack men.)
October 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Eczema is so weird because I beat a guy's ass* in the parking lot after a Willie Nelson concert, but I'm literally scared of scented deodorant.
(*it was well-deserved, he was assaulting his girlfriend & her son & the son ran to me for help. I don't just habitually attack men.)
(*it was well-deserved, he was assaulting his girlfriend & her son & the son ran to me for help. I don't just habitually attack men.)
I'm really trying to enjoy The Boys (just started watching), but the amount of unnecessary* animal cruelty is so egregious and upsetting. I'm not sure if it's worth continuing.
(*Not that it's ever "necessary" but this shit doesn't even drive the plot forward.)
(*Not that it's ever "necessary" but this shit doesn't even drive the plot forward.)
October 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I'm really trying to enjoy The Boys (just started watching), but the amount of unnecessary* animal cruelty is so egregious and upsetting. I'm not sure if it's worth continuing.
(*Not that it's ever "necessary" but this shit doesn't even drive the plot forward.)
(*Not that it's ever "necessary" but this shit doesn't even drive the plot forward.)