hiroshima carl jr.
@heighhotheholly.bsky.social
baseball and communism, mostly, with a dash of orthodox freudianism
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a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
on the couch listening to Blood on the Tracks through new high quality headphones with the cat asleep on my lap and purring… what a life
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 AM
on the couch listening to Blood on the Tracks through new high quality headphones with the cat asleep on my lap and purring… what a life
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The American dream is greeting a stray cat outside of a diner with your good pal on a cold winter night, and then heading inside to warm up with a cup of coffee while you eat pie and catch up.
November 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The American dream is greeting a stray cat outside of a diner with your good pal on a cold winter night, and then heading inside to warm up with a cup of coffee while you eat pie and catch up.
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actually,,,
I CAN probably explain it to y'all. I explained part of it in the worst perfect game essay (🎁 defector.com/the-perfect-...). I'd like to write a longer version of that. if you're an agent who might be interested in a book like that, lmk; DMs open etc
I CAN probably explain it to y'all. I explained part of it in the worst perfect game essay (🎁 defector.com/the-perfect-...). I'd like to write a longer version of that. if you're an agent who might be interested in a book like that, lmk; DMs open etc
I honestly cannot explain to y'all how much it fucking sucks to not be taken seriously or thought of as a good writer by an entire industry for doing the right thing and "saying the quiet part out loud" while literally a man who didn't really apologize to any of his victims gets a book deal
November 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
actually,,,
I CAN probably explain it to y'all. I explained part of it in the worst perfect game essay (🎁 defector.com/the-perfect-...). I'd like to write a longer version of that. if you're an agent who might be interested in a book like that, lmk; DMs open etc
I CAN probably explain it to y'all. I explained part of it in the worst perfect game essay (🎁 defector.com/the-perfect-...). I'd like to write a longer version of that. if you're an agent who might be interested in a book like that, lmk; DMs open etc
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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it’s vitally important for the future of this country that this wildly unpopular administration is tied directly to its enablers in congress and the courts and used to discredit the entire conservative movement
Gallup poll | 11/3-11/25
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
it’s vitally important for the future of this country that this wildly unpopular administration is tied directly to its enablers in congress and the courts and used to discredit the entire conservative movement
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*distant strains of Texas Fight*
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
*distant strains of Texas Fight*
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In case you’re wondering why Pete Hegseth is freaking out about a congressional video reminding the military not to participate in illegal orders:
To put a finer point on this whole thing: "Two people with direct knowledge of the operation" — presumably uniformed military leaders — are accusing the U.S. Secretary of Defense of personally ordering specific war crimes. That's a historic accusation.
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
In case you’re wondering why Pete Hegseth is freaking out about a congressional video reminding the military not to participate in illegal orders:
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Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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It's not Thanksgiving until the Egg Bowl has a fight
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It's not Thanksgiving until the Egg Bowl has a fight
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
- Jon Batiste
- Shakey Graves
- Shakey Graves
- Shakey Graves
- Geese
- Jon Batiste
- Shakey Graves
- Shakey Graves
- Shakey Graves
- Geese
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
- Waxahatchee / Rilo Kiley
- hemlocke springs / Chappell Roan
- Jane Revolver / Speed / Amyl and the Sniffers / Turnstile
- Ekko Astral / Jeff Rosenstock / PUP
- Jay Som / Lucy Dacus
*these are my last 5 shows minus festivals / R&R HOF
- Waxahatchee / Rilo Kiley
- hemlocke springs / Chappell Roan
- Jane Revolver / Speed / Amyl and the Sniffers / Turnstile
- Ekko Astral / Jeff Rosenstock / PUP
- Jay Som / Lucy Dacus
*these are my last 5 shows minus festivals / R&R HOF
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
-American Idol Live
-Lil Xan
-AJR
-Post Malone
-Dragonforce
-American Idol Live
-Lil Xan
-AJR
-Post Malone
-Dragonforce
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
- Jon Batiste
- Shakey Graves
- Shakey Graves
- Shakey Graves
- Geese
- Jon Batiste
- Shakey Graves
- Shakey Graves
- Shakey Graves
- Geese
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As I always do with boycotts, I urge: be tough with corporations, gentle with individual buyers. For some people, Black Friday sales are the way they get their kids jackets that fit, shoes that hold up to the weather. Yelling at them doesn’t help the cause.
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
As I always do with boycotts, I urge: be tough with corporations, gentle with individual buyers. For some people, Black Friday sales are the way they get their kids jackets that fit, shoes that hold up to the weather. Yelling at them doesn’t help the cause.
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if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground
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European political scientists are blue in the face from constantly pointing out that accommodating the far right does not help centre-left parties win, and contributes to the rise of far-right parties. There's a mountain of data to support that.
But no, the galaxy-brained strategists must be right.
But no, the galaxy-brained strategists must be right.
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 AM
European political scientists are blue in the face from constantly pointing out that accommodating the far right does not help centre-left parties win, and contributes to the rise of far-right parties. There's a mountain of data to support that.
But no, the galaxy-brained strategists must be right.
But no, the galaxy-brained strategists must be right.
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SOMEONE: Fuck you!
BOVINO: That’s not very nice.
THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?
BOVINO: That’s not very nice.
THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?
Bovino is taking part in CBP detentions in Charlotte. dickfc_w_l on TikTok.
November 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
SOMEONE: Fuck you!
BOVINO: That’s not very nice.
THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?
BOVINO: That’s not very nice.
THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?
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Pilsen Community Arts has downloadable whistlezine here static1.squarespace.com/static/65826...
November 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Pilsen Community Arts has downloadable whistlezine here static1.squarespace.com/static/65826...
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To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
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A fun thing about the Biblical flood story is that most every culture that lived anywhere near an ocean 10,000 years ago has a flood story; they're clearly all cultural memories of sea level rise in the wake of the melting of the Wisconsin glaciation; and credulous rubes ignore how cool that is.
The Today Show is currently giving a credulous report on researchers maybe "discovering" Noah's Ark. Like, the one from the Bible. A breathless, big-if-true report in which the principle "researcher" is quoting Genesis and the reporter is acting like the biblical flood story is a factual account.
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
A fun thing about the Biblical flood story is that most every culture that lived anywhere near an ocean 10,000 years ago has a flood story; they're clearly all cultural memories of sea level rise in the wake of the melting of the Wisconsin glaciation; and credulous rubes ignore how cool that is.
did bear bachmeier just jump up into a powerbomb lmao
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
did bear bachmeier just jump up into a powerbomb lmao
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So far as I've been able to tell, Talarico is that rarest of things: a genuinely faithful Christian (rather than a follower of the Americanist Heresy) in politics. He's absolutely worth donating to.
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
So far as I've been able to tell, Talarico is that rarest of things: a genuinely faithful Christian (rather than a follower of the Americanist Heresy) in politics. He's absolutely worth donating to.
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OVER A MILLION USERS
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
OVER A MILLION USERS
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
use caution around all works of art
November 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
use caution around all works of art
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it is now possible to transfer your spotify playlists seamlessly to other listening apps btw
Now we know where all that Spotify money is going. Not to the artists - perish the thought. No, the CEO has invested it all in AI weaponry designed to kill humans. I wish this were a joke.
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
Spotify boycott: Artists leave 'garbage hole' platform after CEO invests in AI weapons
Daniel Ek's investments in AI dronemaker Helsing have unnerved artists. One called Spotify a "violent armageddon portal."
www.latimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
it is now possible to transfer your spotify playlists seamlessly to other listening apps btw