☀️ tori 🌙
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✨witchy, pagan, and crafty shenanigans✨
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Portland right now.
October 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Portland right now.
WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO, SUFFOCATE AND DIE?!?!
…actually don’t bother, I already know the answer 🫠
…actually don’t bother, I already know the answer 🫠
The people who are most vulnerable to the hard-to-breathe air that comes with climate change may inadvertently be adding to the problem, new research finds. https://cnn.it/4pWQMoh
October 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO, SUFFOCATE AND DIE?!?!
…actually don’t bother, I already know the answer 🫠
…actually don’t bother, I already know the answer 🫠
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September 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Fate: the circumstances of your birth and your starting stats
Free Will: what you choose to do with the above
Free Will: what you choose to do with the above
September 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Fate: the circumstances of your birth and your starting stats
Free Will: what you choose to do with the above
Free Will: what you choose to do with the above
does growing up only to do drugs anyway, but to try and do them as responsibly as I can, make me more or less fucked up?
September 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
does growing up only to do drugs anyway, but to try and do them as responsibly as I can, make me more or less fucked up?
Having a glass of wine while I’m already 🍃 and I’ve decided to call it #vicemaxxing
September 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Having a glass of wine while I’m already 🍃 and I’ve decided to call it #vicemaxxing
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doctor: you need to reduce stress in your life
me: I can't afford to emigrate
doctor: how is that related
me: how is it not
me: I can't afford to emigrate
doctor: how is that related
me: how is it not
August 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
doctor: you need to reduce stress in your life
me: I can't afford to emigrate
doctor: how is that related
me: how is it not
me: I can't afford to emigrate
doctor: how is that related
me: how is it not
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Online age verification is not like "showing ID to buy alcohol" because
a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked
b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked
b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
August 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Online age verification is not like "showing ID to buy alcohol" because
a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked
b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked
b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
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Today would have been my first baby’s due date, had I not miscarried him last fall 💔 If any of my witchy mutuals see this, please send my coworkers some goddamn sense to leave me alone, because if they say any fuck ass shit to me, I’m gonna walk out ✌🏻
March 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Today would have been my first baby’s due date, had I not miscarried him last fall 💔 If any of my witchy mutuals see this, please send my coworkers some goddamn sense to leave me alone, because if they say any fuck ass shit to me, I’m gonna walk out ✌🏻
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What a different world we could have.
March 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
What a different world we could have.
17 weeks today and I think the nesting phase is already knocking at my door 🥴 I just have this urge to deep clean everything and redecorate the entire apartment #pregnancy #2ndtrimester #babysky
February 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
17 weeks today and I think the nesting phase is already knocking at my door 🥴 I just have this urge to deep clean everything and redecorate the entire apartment #pregnancy #2ndtrimester #babysky
It’s so fitting that Valentine’s Day falls on a Venus Day this year 💕
February 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It’s so fitting that Valentine’s Day falls on a Venus Day this year 💕
Sometimes I lowkey forget that I’m pregnant until I cough and my diaphragm SLAMS down onto my uterus ;-; Like oh, yeah, that’s a thing that’s happening #2ndtrimester #15weekspregnant
February 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Sometimes I lowkey forget that I’m pregnant until I cough and my diaphragm SLAMS down onto my uterus ;-; Like oh, yeah, that’s a thing that’s happening #2ndtrimester #15weekspregnant
maybe the real immortal snail was the meme we’ve kept alive all these years 🐌
February 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
maybe the real immortal snail was the meme we’ve kept alive all these years 🐌
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So naturally I wanna get more piercings, and to start getting tattoos, RIGHT as I hit the second trimester and am feeling good again 🥲
January 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
So naturally I wanna get more piercings, and to start getting tattoos, RIGHT as I hit the second trimester and am feeling good again 🥲
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I am so tired of finding out when I was not the one who fucked around.
January 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I am so tired of finding out when I was not the one who fucked around.
Or!!! Or maybe just a little 10 gallon betta tank
January 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Or!!! Or maybe just a little 10 gallon betta tank
Okay so like…I’m not helping myself by watching videos about aquarium keeping…but I do love guppies
January 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Okay so like…I’m not helping myself by watching videos about aquarium keeping…but I do love guppies
Not me wanting to set up fish tanks too now 😂 I don’t need to spend money on caring for even more animals when I have a baby on the way. But I just love caring for pets!! Help 😭
January 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Not me wanting to set up fish tanks too now 😂 I don’t need to spend money on caring for even more animals when I have a baby on the way. But I just love caring for pets!! Help 😭
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Guys when Chris Rufo and Trump say "We're destroying DEI, we're salting the earth underneath it" and they're talking about regulations that reach back to 1965, they're not talking about corporate diversity trainings.
They are talking about civil rights
They are talking about civil rights
January 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Guys when Chris Rufo and Trump say "We're destroying DEI, we're salting the earth underneath it" and they're talking about regulations that reach back to 1965, they're not talking about corporate diversity trainings.
They are talking about civil rights
They are talking about civil rights
Watching The X Files with my fiancé for the first time, and I gotta say, “Spooky Mulder” is the WORST insulting nickname I’ve ever heard. Lame, unoriginal, and a little too 90’s. 0/10.
January 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Watching The X Files with my fiancé for the first time, and I gotta say, “Spooky Mulder” is the WORST insulting nickname I’ve ever heard. Lame, unoriginal, and a little too 90’s. 0/10.
Oh this is ABSOLUTELY the change I needed
January 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Oh this is ABSOLUTELY the change I needed