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JP M.D.
@heretickler.bsky.social
dad/physician/skeptic;atypical and occasionally funny.
📍Minneapolis
#GoBlue〽️ 🎓
#WolvesBack 🌲🐺🐺🌲🏀
#FuckWhiteSupremacy 🖕
Pinned
We’re living the worst season of ‘Fargo’ yet.
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I run every day for 15 minutes and if I miss a day I add 15 minutes to the next day.

This has truly been a game changer in my life.

Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for three months…
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Minnesota, here's a sign to show your support for Somali neighbors. Share it, print it, pass it on.

**updated PDF link**

PDF here >> www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/s89ru...
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Facts matter: Federal authorities say they will target Somali immigrants in Minneapolis–St. Paul in an upcoming sweep, although Jaylani Hussain, ED of the Minnesota chapter of the CAIR, says about 95% of the Somalis in Minnesota are already U.S. citizens and that about 50% were born in the U.S.
December 3, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Donald Trump’s disgraceful attacks on Minnesota’s Somali community are injecting more of his poisonous racism into our beloved home state. Hearing him single out our people based solely on their race and country of origin is downright disgusting.
December 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Headless bodies hint at why Europe’s first farmers vanished. www.science.org/content/arti...
Headless bodies hint at why Europe’s first farmers vanished
Wave of mass brutality accompanied the collapse of the first pan-European culture
www.science.org
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Shit St Paul ICE agent aims gun
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Ice is gassing neighbors in St. Paul this morning g during a paramilitary fascist raid on the city.
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Foggy bike commute on Nicollet Mall
Minneapolis, MN
11/25/25
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Flirtatious Trump
Reporter: Are affirming that you think Trump is a fascist?

Mamdani: We’ve spoken about—

Trump: That’s ok, you can just say it.
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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How many calories does eating a giant plate of nachos burn?
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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I want a government that doesn’t sound like a deeply damaged, bratty boy when it communicates with citizens exercising their First Amendment rights.
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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probably something an innocent man would do
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Let this sink in. The President of the United States is now appealing a court order forcing him to feed starving children.
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Real Obama-wore-a-tan-suit vibes going on here.
October 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
This is so gross!!

Minneapolis Ward 2: Please DO NOT RANK SHELLY MADORE!
crz.mn CRZ 🧷 @crz.mn · Oct 24
Ward 2 Mail update: got a Minneapolis Forward mailer today. What the SHIT is this SHIT

(sorry in advance for no alt text on these)
October 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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these two dudes keep making eye contact with me briefly and looking away after i flip them off. they are both so dead eyed and pathetically sad looking. like they realize this is going to be every fucking day of their sad little lives
October 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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as cheesy as it might sound i cannot recommend enough standing in a crowd of hundreds/thousands(?) of people and chanting “you don’t scare us” at armed fascists. it’s a good first step to getting yourself to deeply believe it
October 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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A couple of weeks ago, Trump struggled with a broken umbrella as he boarded Air Force One.

Let me tell you how we got to this point — and the tragic downfall of the noble umbrella. 🧵
October 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Minneapolis Second Line for #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Mike Johnson discovers his special purpose?
U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson calls Sunday's naked bike ride in protest of the Portland ICE facility and and Trump troop deployment "the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet"

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
October 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Hey, you idiotic propagandists at the New York Post:

God Bless America isn't the national anthem. It's a SHOW TUNE written by Irving Berlin.
October 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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“I … met with the governor, met with the mayor, met with the chief of police, and the superintendent of the highway patrol. They’re all lying, and disingenuous, and dishonest people,” Noem said, because they wouldn’t back up her baseless claims that the streets were overrun with terrorists.
ICE Barbie Says an Entire State’s Worth of Officials Are “Lying”
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is convinced, against all evidence, that Portland is a war zone.
trib.al
October 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM