DJango Schmutz
@hermanmenschter.bsky.social
On bluesky i found a bunch of interesting funny af people. Like everyone else they're out of my league.
I steered clear of social media till now, or at least I didnt like it. This seems different, almost nice. I actually wish i had more time to do it
I steered clear of social media till now, or at least I didnt like it. This seems different, almost nice. I actually wish i had more time to do it
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Everything in my house is now measured in cat 😑
February 24, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Everything in my house is now measured in cat 😑
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Can’t today, my body is outgrowing its outer skin
February 24, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Can’t today, my body is outgrowing its outer skin
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*crawls out from beneath your sink* why didn’t you like that one post?
February 24, 2024 at 5:47 PM
*crawls out from beneath your sink* why didn’t you like that one post?
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My packing strategy is mostly to put everything I own in bags. Then pretend it's a shopping cart full of things I can't afford so I have to put things back. I do that till I can lift the bags
February 23, 2024 at 1:56 AM
My packing strategy is mostly to put everything I own in bags. Then pretend it's a shopping cart full of things I can't afford so I have to put things back. I do that till I can lift the bags
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Onlyfans but it’s just me crying as a clean my house
February 24, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Onlyfans but it’s just me crying as a clean my house
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I'm sorry I'm not here, but I'm on page 2989 of Game of Thrones and I'm losing my shit; how is everybody this fine Saturday beloved blueskyers?
February 24, 2024 at 5:08 PM
I'm sorry I'm not here, but I'm on page 2989 of Game of Thrones and I'm losing my shit; how is everybody this fine Saturday beloved blueskyers?
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Morning peeps, Having a nice white coffee ☕
February 24, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Morning peeps, Having a nice white coffee ☕
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Wait, you can’t smoke a bare feeted pet, or bare feeted pets can’t smoke? Hurry, please, my cat wants to spark up.
February 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Wait, you can’t smoke a bare feeted pet, or bare feeted pets can’t smoke? Hurry, please, my cat wants to spark up.
No new pics, where are you mentally
February 24, 2024 at 3:49 PM
No new pics, where are you mentally
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I'm in "recovery from Post Traumatic Family Syndrome". I just got home last night, did my best to help and it'll take me a couple days to repair my own BS. I might take a short vacation at The Elizabeth Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane because I hear they work wonders with Jell-O cubes.
February 24, 2024 at 3:35 PM
I'm in "recovery from Post Traumatic Family Syndrome". I just got home last night, did my best to help and it'll take me a couple days to repair my own BS. I might take a short vacation at The Elizabeth Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane because I hear they work wonders with Jell-O cubes.
JFC! Life changes in a heartbeat. Since I last posted here days ago, a lot has happened that’s not so great but I shall return and create more terrible posts again. 🖤
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February 22, 2024 at 3:37 PM
JFC! Life changes in a heartbeat. Since I last posted here days ago, a lot has happened that’s not so great but I shall return and create more terrible posts again. 🖤
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One day you wake up and realize what a badass your mom was: divorced in the 60’s. Read a novel a day. Hung out with the smokers. Loved motorcycles. Got an English degree at 32 bc fuck you that’s why. Carried secrets to the grave and would we could share one more cup of Folgers together
February 20, 2024 at 5:24 PM
One day you wake up and realize what a badass your mom was: divorced in the 60’s. Read a novel a day. Hung out with the smokers. Loved motorcycles. Got an English degree at 32 bc fuck you that’s why. Carried secrets to the grave and would we could share one more cup of Folgers together
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“I’ve never had a one night stand before,” she giggled while taking a morning after pill out of the gum ball machine on the table beside her bed.
February 18, 2024 at 7:34 PM
“I’ve never had a one night stand before,” she giggled while taking a morning after pill out of the gum ball machine on the table beside her bed.