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My Cousin Blimpie
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
My Cousin Blimpie
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Army needs to bring back woke and LGBTQ+
Lotsa
Good
Blocking,
Tackling and
Quarterbacking
+ not losing to an FCS team
Lotsa
Good
Blocking,
Tackling and
Quarterbacking
+ not losing to an FCS team
August 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Army needs to bring back woke and LGBTQ+
Lotsa
Good
Blocking,
Tackling and
Quarterbacking
+ not losing to an FCS team
Lotsa
Good
Blocking,
Tackling and
Quarterbacking
+ not losing to an FCS team
Sushi and the Banh-Mis
Make a band food:
Flan Halen
Flan Halen
August 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Sushi and the Banh-Mis
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Once you understand that a driving principle of American politics is there is no such thing as a compassionate solution that's cheap enough or a cruel solution that's too expensive, a lot of things click into place.
I think it's possible that Trump's illegal invasion of DC will really in some sense "get rid of the tents." If that happens, elite commentators will rush to praise him and attribute it to the effectiveness of cruelty, and not to the fact that they spent millions of dollars per tent cleared.
August 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Once you understand that a driving principle of American politics is there is no such thing as a compassionate solution that's cheap enough or a cruel solution that's too expensive, a lot of things click into place.
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Anyway, here's return fire.
July 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Anyway, here's return fire.
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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
June 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
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you might think “goodness that second category encompasses a lot of people”
and you’re absolutely right
and you’re absolutely right
Once again for the chorus: There are no good Barstool people
If you’re an employee or someone that calls them good friends or mentors, you’re co-signed onto this shit
If you’re an employee or someone that calls them good friends or mentors, you’re co-signed onto this shit
Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg's boat as she sails towards Gaza with aid:
“I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is.”
“I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is.”
June 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
you might think “goodness that second category encompasses a lot of people”
and you’re absolutely right
and you’re absolutely right
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“are you going to leave a positive legacy for your grandchildren?”
May 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
“are you going to leave a positive legacy for your grandchildren?”
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“Hush now, be still. Soon you shall be one of us.”
April 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
“Hush now, be still. Soon you shall be one of us.”
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Camus: Under conditions so desperate, the hard, marvelous task of this century is to create justice in the most unjust of worlds, and to protect freedom from those souls who, out of principle, choose servitude. If we fail, man will return to darkness. But at least we will have fought to find light.
November 16, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Camus: Under conditions so desperate, the hard, marvelous task of this century is to create justice in the most unjust of worlds, and to protect freedom from those souls who, out of principle, choose servitude. If we fail, man will return to darkness. But at least we will have fought to find light.
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Like Adele for dudes who are forklift-certified
April 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Like Adele for dudes who are forklift-certified
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It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
April 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
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We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
April 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
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YOU IDIOTS! ITS AN ELECTRIC POKEMON! WATER-TYPE MOVES DON'T WORK AGAINST IT!!!
March 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
YOU IDIOTS! ITS AN ELECTRIC POKEMON! WATER-TYPE MOVES DON'T WORK AGAINST IT!!!
March 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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amen. gen x had it the hardest. we all remember staying out all day, drinking water from a garden hose, befriending the garden hose, falling in love with the garden hose, losing your virginity to the garden hose.
March 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
amen. gen x had it the hardest. we all remember staying out all day, drinking water from a garden hose, befriending the garden hose, falling in love with the garden hose, losing your virginity to the garden hose.
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Heard real-life baby alligator noises and had to do an animation.
February 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Heard real-life baby alligator noises and had to do an animation.
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And i grab both of them by the hand …. In circle prayer… tell the greater congregation to stretch their hands towards these two perverts and ask big sandals for success😭
February 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
And i grab both of them by the hand …. In circle prayer… tell the greater congregation to stretch their hands towards these two perverts and ask big sandals for success😭
“Maybe the real World Series is the series of memories we made along the way?”
February 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
“Maybe the real World Series is the series of memories we made along the way?”
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eating those IBS fuel fries while lying in an actual gutter giving come-hither eyes to the nearest flash flood
February 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
eating those IBS fuel fries while lying in an actual gutter giving come-hither eyes to the nearest flash flood
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ERIC ADAMS: I want to thank you, as a brother from another mother, for seeing in your heart to set me free, from this witch hunt
TRUMP: you were remarkable in the space jam, you did such wonderful things against the monstars
TRUMP: you were remarkable in the space jam, you did such wonderful things against the monstars
February 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
ERIC ADAMS: I want to thank you, as a brother from another mother, for seeing in your heart to set me free, from this witch hunt
TRUMP: you were remarkable in the space jam, you did such wonderful things against the monstars
TRUMP: you were remarkable in the space jam, you did such wonderful things against the monstars
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One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
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I had one. Until some dude from my wife’s hometown was digitizing his high school basketball games from like 25 years ago and uncovered the video of my wife getting sniped at half time. I was told it didn’t exist.
February 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I had one. Until some dude from my wife’s hometown was digitizing his high school basketball games from like 25 years ago and uncovered the video of my wife getting sniped at half time. I was told it didn’t exist.