Howl
@homeisnothere.bsky.social
much like a blackberry bush, i am very difficult to kill.
living on ngunnawal country
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opinions are my own and do not reflect my employer.
pronouns: she/her
living on ngunnawal country
likes/reposts ≠ endorsement.
opinions are my own and do not reflect my employer.
pronouns: she/her
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Hello everyone,Im pleading with you in anguish.My son Hassan is dying before my eyes.Ihave no source of income.Why have you stopped caring?😔There haven't been any donations for 4 days Im relying on your donations Please,Ineed to feed and warm my children,you kind-hearted people🥺💔🙏
gofund.me/b18154d6
gofund.me/b18154d6
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Hello everyone,Im pleading with you in anguish.My son Hassan is dying before my eyes.Ihave no source of income.Why have you stopped caring?😔There haven't been any donations for 4 days Im relying on your donations Please,Ineed to feed and warm my children,you kind-hearted people🥺💔🙏
gofund.me/b18154d6
gofund.me/b18154d6
I did it again. I went to put on SOME eyeshadow and came out wearing half the palette.
November 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I did it again. I went to put on SOME eyeshadow and came out wearing half the palette.
I think the existing ones will just be working unpaid overtime
I hope they’re training more ghosts for this Christmas Eve
November 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I think the existing ones will just be working unpaid overtime
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Developing a humanoid robot but all it does is follow me around and tell me that I'm a big strong boy.
I have received $324 Billion in Round A seed funding
I have received $324 Billion in Round A seed funding
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Developing a humanoid robot but all it does is follow me around and tell me that I'm a big strong boy.
I have received $324 Billion in Round A seed funding
I have received $324 Billion in Round A seed funding
19 books in 17 days. Why am I like this.
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
19 books in 17 days. Why am I like this.
An eight page glossary. Disrespectfully, I will not be remembering all that. Congratulations on whatever languages you smushed together there in an attempt at world building.
If the glossary for your fantasy book is eleventy pages long before I even start reading, I hate you.
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
An eight page glossary. Disrespectfully, I will not be remembering all that. Congratulations on whatever languages you smushed together there in an attempt at world building.
If the glossary for your fantasy book is eleventy pages long before I even start reading, I hate you.
November 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
If the glossary for your fantasy book is eleventy pages long before I even start reading, I hate you.
We all agree it’s giving Tilda Swinton, right?
November 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
We all agree it’s giving Tilda Swinton, right?
Obsessed with the perpetual stew guy. I live for the stew.
November 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Obsessed with the perpetual stew guy. I live for the stew.
BUYING NICE BED SHEETS SHOULD NOT BE THIS HARD. WHY ARE THEY ALL GROSS??
November 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
BUYING NICE BED SHEETS SHOULD NOT BE THIS HARD. WHY ARE THEY ALL GROSS??
Watching a couple hundred videos of a guy making a perpetual stew. Why? What do you to on Sunday, this day of rest?
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Watching a couple hundred videos of a guy making a perpetual stew. Why? What do you to on Sunday, this day of rest?
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'How to tell you've had a successful business meeting':
1) You ate free food
2) You said one thing that was confusing enough to sound intelligent
3) You left with no assigned action items
1) You ate free food
2) You said one thing that was confusing enough to sound intelligent
3) You left with no assigned action items
October 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
'How to tell you've had a successful business meeting':
1) You ate free food
2) You said one thing that was confusing enough to sound intelligent
3) You left with no assigned action items
1) You ate free food
2) You said one thing that was confusing enough to sound intelligent
3) You left with no assigned action items
sometimes i go to post something on my ig story and i have to pause and go ‘nope, too depressing.’ discard.
October 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
sometimes i go to post something on my ig story and i have to pause and go ‘nope, too depressing.’ discard.
Having a classic girl moment*
*have turned a small imperfection in my skin into a noticeable wound
*have turned a small imperfection in my skin into a noticeable wound
October 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Having a classic girl moment*
*have turned a small imperfection in my skin into a noticeable wound
*have turned a small imperfection in my skin into a noticeable wound
I calculated and it was $11.5/minute I was in there. Yes, I will get some back from Medicare but that’s still the craziest thing in that clinic.
Haven’t seen my psychiatrist in a few years so naturally I will be rolling into my appointment in the morning sleep deprived as hell because it’s important I show her my good side.
October 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I calculated and it was $11.5/minute I was in there. Yes, I will get some back from Medicare but that’s still the craziest thing in that clinic.
Haven’t seen my psychiatrist in a few years so naturally I will be rolling into my appointment in the morning sleep deprived as hell because it’s important I show her my good side.
October 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Haven’t seen my psychiatrist in a few years so naturally I will be rolling into my appointment in the morning sleep deprived as hell because it’s important I show her my good side.
I would like to hear more about these bells.
October 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I would like to hear more about these bells.
i know I’m stressed when solitary confinement sounds relaxing. yes, give me the thing that literally drives people insane. i crave it.
October 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
i know I’m stressed when solitary confinement sounds relaxing. yes, give me the thing that literally drives people insane. i crave it.
taking a moment for reflection and thinking about something i said recently which was ‘i want them to know i’m stupid AND a slut.’ i stand by this. they should know.
October 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM
taking a moment for reflection and thinking about something i said recently which was ‘i want them to know i’m stupid AND a slut.’ i stand by this. they should know.
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I’m at the kink convention, I’m at the priest convention, I’m at the combination kink-priest convention
October 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I’m at the kink convention, I’m at the priest convention, I’m at the combination kink-priest convention
I need a really good delusion to sustain me. They just don’t make em like they used to.
October 16, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I need a really good delusion to sustain me. They just don’t make em like they used to.
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This is the result of a lot of people pretending racism is one of the greatest taboos in our culture while failing to address racism substantively. People are appalled by the idea of being called racist while being totally committed to upholding racism throughout society.
Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”
October 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This is the result of a lot of people pretending racism is one of the greatest taboos in our culture while failing to address racism substantively. People are appalled by the idea of being called racist while being totally committed to upholding racism throughout society.
I’m not meant to be doing this?
I wish I could send my therapist memes
October 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I’m not meant to be doing this?
Disclaimer: Routine Medical Procedure. Y’all aren’t getting rid of me that easily.
I managed to text confirm my therapy appointment AND google Kyle McLachlan (with typos) right after coming out of sedation. So let us pray I did not tell my surgeon or anyone else he reminds me of Kyle McLachlan.
I managed to text confirm my therapy appointment AND google Kyle McLachlan (with typos) right after coming out of sedation. So let us pray I did not tell my surgeon or anyone else he reminds me of Kyle McLachlan.
October 10, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Disclaimer: Routine Medical Procedure. Y’all aren’t getting rid of me that easily.
I managed to text confirm my therapy appointment AND google Kyle McLachlan (with typos) right after coming out of sedation. So let us pray I did not tell my surgeon or anyone else he reminds me of Kyle McLachlan.
I managed to text confirm my therapy appointment AND google Kyle McLachlan (with typos) right after coming out of sedation. So let us pray I did not tell my surgeon or anyone else he reminds me of Kyle McLachlan.
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Starshippe Captayne: "To complete thys mysterious taske given us by the council, we must fynde a strepsirrhine primate!"
Startshippe First Officer: "Aye aye, Captayne."
Starshippe Captayne: "No, just a regular lemur."
Startshippe First Officer: "Aye aye, Captayne."
Starshippe Captayne: "No, just a regular lemur."
October 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Starshippe Captayne: "To complete thys mysterious taske given us by the council, we must fynde a strepsirrhine primate!"
Startshippe First Officer: "Aye aye, Captayne."
Starshippe Captayne: "No, just a regular lemur."
Startshippe First Officer: "Aye aye, Captayne."
Starshippe Captayne: "No, just a regular lemur."