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bek
@hotstotam.bsky.social
i will always forget but i will always remember
what an egregious display of owalanism
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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ALERT: Hot new boi band, HIL, has their introductory gig today. Featuring @hottubheiress.bsky.social. Starting with covers, they are hopeful for original content down the road. Sound quality TBD…sex appeal guaranteed.
November 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
the cultural impact yet real-world absence of the clapper must be studied
November 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
santa claus
November 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
next time we’re together let’s compare heart sizes
November 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
full body shave before the paul mccartney show, just in case
November 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
no one is allowed to be our halloween concepts for next year this year
October 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
being a little fucked up is awesome
October 31, 2025 at 3:39 AM
October 31, 2025 at 2:49 AM
right, right
October 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
recreational ibuprofen
October 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
i love this album omg open.spotify.com/album/1A8y28...
Ace
open.spotify.com
October 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
an angel appeared to me
October 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
i know the louvre heist is old news at this point but i want it to be known that i laughed with joy and glee when i first heard about it. a very vintage and chic crime. i love it
October 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Leonard B., Leonard B., Leonard B., Leonard B. Whisper words of wisdom, Leonard B.
October 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
it’s kind of amazing how awesome and cool and beautiful skunks are
October 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Abe Lincoln impersonator, top hat and all, spotted at Nashville international airport.
October 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
update bag of wet cotton balls is tsa approved
will the tsa notice my bag of wet cotton balls
October 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
will the tsa notice my bag of wet cotton balls
October 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
i love to make my friends smile and laugh with the incredible things i say
October 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
ive been getting nothing but lord of the rings edits and mt everest disaster stories on my for you page and i once again must admit tiktok has my interests acutely pinpointed
October 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
editing your bitmoji at work feels so good
October 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
is “the dutch bros employee thought my joke was funny” in the same boat as “the stripper is in love with me”
October 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i forced our graphic designer to make this for me
October 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
probably the best thing that’s ever happened at my work is when the owner hired a santa performer for our christmas lunch and then forced him to bless the food
October 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM