Sam Houston
@houstonfailure.bsky.social
The Emissary to the Texan Prophets
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c.j. stroud and azeez al-shaair just stood next to each other on national tv and credited their team’s win to two different gods
December 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
c.j. stroud and azeez al-shaair just stood next to each other on national tv and credited their team’s win to two different gods
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Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD
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3-0 against the Ravens, Chiefs, and Bills. They said it couldn't be done...
December 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
3-0 against the Ravens, Chiefs, and Bills. They said it couldn't be done...
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This is the best I've felt after a regular season Texans game since they beat the Lions on Thanksgiving 2012 to go to 10-1.
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This is the best I've felt after a regular season Texans game since they beat the Lions on Thanksgiving 2012 to go to 10-1.
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Based on success rate, that's the Chiefs' worst offensive performance in a Patrick Mahomes start.
Regular season or playoffs. A sample of 146 games.
Regular season or playoffs. A sample of 146 games.
December 8, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Based on success rate, that's the Chiefs' worst offensive performance in a Patrick Mahomes start.
Regular season or playoffs. A sample of 146 games.
Regular season or playoffs. A sample of 146 games.
Kansas City lost and Harrison Butker missed a field goal lol
December 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Kansas City lost and Harrison Butker missed a field goal lol
Kinda crazy that one of the highest grossing Star Wars movies didn't get a re release in its tenth anniversary. Disney is allergic to money.
December 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Alabama makes the Playoff but they have face a team that already beat them lol
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Alabama makes the Playoff but they have face a team that already beat them lol
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>creates one of the hottest women of all time
>it’s a genderbent version of stoner Abe Lincoln
Oda is insane
>it’s a genderbent version of stoner Abe Lincoln
Oda is insane
speaking of prized figures you're gonna have to pry this one from my cold, dead hands. WHAT is this diva so cunty for?
December 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
>creates one of the hottest women of all time
>it’s a genderbent version of stoner Abe Lincoln
Oda is insane
>it’s a genderbent version of stoner Abe Lincoln
Oda is insane
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"Markings of Giants Past" (with the Amazons)
Dash, the last of the three Amazons, is here again with a tweaked design to go alongside the other two! Dash doesn't have as much of a difference like Bailey or Lily were given but it's good to have gotten around to her after a while.
Dash, the last of the three Amazons, is here again with a tweaked design to go alongside the other two! Dash doesn't have as much of a difference like Bailey or Lily were given but it's good to have gotten around to her after a while.
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
"Markings of Giants Past" (with the Amazons)
Dash, the last of the three Amazons, is here again with a tweaked design to go alongside the other two! Dash doesn't have as much of a difference like Bailey or Lily were given but it's good to have gotten around to her after a while.
Dash, the last of the three Amazons, is here again with a tweaked design to go alongside the other two! Dash doesn't have as much of a difference like Bailey or Lily were given but it's good to have gotten around to her after a while.
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Two very rough predictions from 5th graders in 2010.
August 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Two very rough predictions from 5th graders in 2010.
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This is going to be the most almighty fucking shit-show. Watch as millions of parcels mount up in USPS depots and Americans start sending abusive emails to small businesses around the world demanding their stuff or their money back.
Multiple postal services around Europe say they are suspending the shipment of many packages to the United States amid a lack of clarity over new import duties.
European postal services suspend shipment of packages to US over import tariffs
Multiple postal services around Europe say they are suspending the shipment of many packages to the United States amid a lack of clarity over new import duties.
bit.ly
August 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This is going to be the most almighty fucking shit-show. Watch as millions of parcels mount up in USPS depots and Americans start sending abusive emails to small businesses around the world demanding their stuff or their money back.
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Multiple postal services around Europe say they are suspending the shipment of many packages to the United States amid a lack of clarity over new import duties.
European postal services suspend shipment of packages to US over import tariffs
Multiple postal services around Europe say they are suspending the shipment of many packages to the United States amid a lack of clarity over new import duties.
bit.ly
August 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Multiple postal services around Europe say they are suspending the shipment of many packages to the United States amid a lack of clarity over new import duties.
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Dear competitors,
Look for the orange spoiler, and push it.
Sincerely,
Kaulig Admin
Look for the orange spoiler, and push it.
Sincerely,
Kaulig Admin
August 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Dear competitors,
Look for the orange spoiler, and push it.
Sincerely,
Kaulig Admin
Look for the orange spoiler, and push it.
Sincerely,
Kaulig Admin
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"A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people."
—The Declaration of Independence
—The Declaration of Independence
August 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people."
—The Declaration of Independence
—The Declaration of Independence
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Scratch that
Is EVERYONE in this series autistic?
Is EVERYONE in this series autistic?
August 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Scratch that
Is EVERYONE in this series autistic?
Is EVERYONE in this series autistic?
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sorry i didn’t show up to work today boss. but if i did i would have done such a good job 👍
My statement on the Senate votes to block arms sales to Israel. (1/5)
August 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
sorry i didn’t show up to work today boss. but if i did i would have done such a good job 👍
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In my opinion, keep calling and ask for details. Really get at PayPal and Stripe especially. Play the dumb consumer, business peeps can bring up your perspective, and ask them why Australian extremists can influence American free speech. Be clear, be polite, and keep. fucking. calling.
July 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
In my opinion, keep calling and ask for details. Really get at PayPal and Stripe especially. Play the dumb consumer, business peeps can bring up your perspective, and ask them why Australian extremists can influence American free speech. Be clear, be polite, and keep. fucking. calling.
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On one hand, this is a step in the right direction.
On the other, there are unanswered questions, especially regarding the LGBTQ+ tag being deindexed as well as the "banks" not being named. (Though it's probably visa and mastercard).
The transparency is appreciated, but perhaps a tad more please?
On the other, there are unanswered questions, especially regarding the LGBTQ+ tag being deindexed as well as the "banks" not being named. (Though it's probably visa and mastercard).
The transparency is appreciated, but perhaps a tad more please?
August 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
On one hand, this is a step in the right direction.
On the other, there are unanswered questions, especially regarding the LGBTQ+ tag being deindexed as well as the "banks" not being named. (Though it's probably visa and mastercard).
The transparency is appreciated, but perhaps a tad more please?
On the other, there are unanswered questions, especially regarding the LGBTQ+ tag being deindexed as well as the "banks" not being named. (Though it's probably visa and mastercard).
The transparency is appreciated, but perhaps a tad more please?
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This is really scummy that kids are just not able to watch beloved CN shows
August 1, 2025 at 5:56 AM
This is really scummy that kids are just not able to watch beloved CN shows
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Support Physical Media, that way you get to watch your favorite shows/movies without worrying about streaming services taking it away
HBO Max has removed all throwback Cartoon Network shows.
The remaining shows in the network's library is set to leave the service soon as the service no longer wants to offer content exclusively for children.
The remaining shows in the network's library is set to leave the service soon as the service no longer wants to offer content exclusively for children.
August 1, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Support Physical Media, that way you get to watch your favorite shows/movies without worrying about streaming services taking it away
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@kaatokunart.bsky.social
I WAS NOT PREPARED 😭
I WAS NOT PREPARED 😭
August 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
@kaatokunart.bsky.social
I WAS NOT PREPARED 😭
I WAS NOT PREPARED 😭