Mark McGagh
@howb1zarre.bsky.social
Lover of spicy food, great music and MCFC. Husband. Dad. Professional procrastinator. Was @HowB1zarre (Merlin's Wand) since day dot on Twitter. Fuck Elon Musk 🖕🏻
Bullshit penalty decision that for the Geordies. Haaland should get five a game if that's a pen.
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Bullshit penalty decision that for the Geordies. Haaland should get five a game if that's a pen.
Two points of the top, guys. What's all the fuss about? 😂
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Two points of the top, guys. What's all the fuss about? 😂
What must Marmoush be churning out in training to keep getting ignored for this seasons version of Savio?
(And he'll continue to be Savio until he earns the baller -inho bit to his name?)
(And he'll continue to be Savio until he earns the baller -inho bit to his name?)
December 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
What must Marmoush be churning out in training to keep getting ignored for this seasons version of Savio?
(And he'll continue to be Savio until he earns the baller -inho bit to his name?)
(And he'll continue to be Savio until he earns the baller -inho bit to his name?)
And the two after that?!
Would be nice for ANY player to be in the same postcode as a Fulham player when they're on the edge of the box. Absolutely atrocious defending.
Would be nice for ANY player to be in the same postcode as a Fulham player when they're on the edge of the box. Absolutely atrocious defending.
Anyone fancy closing that down? 😅
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
And the two after that?!
Would be nice for ANY player to be in the same postcode as a Fulham player when they're on the edge of the box. Absolutely atrocious defending.
Would be nice for ANY player to be in the same postcode as a Fulham player when they're on the edge of the box. Absolutely atrocious defending.
I will take every sweaty deflection I can get. Ring the changes, Josep.
December 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I will take every sweaty deflection I can get. Ring the changes, Josep.
The Good ✅
- Three goal half
- Reijnders finding a bit of rhythm and playing well
- Philip Walter Foden
- Their goal, worra header
The Bad ❌
- Still way too open and slow on defensive transitions at times
- Doku fancy giving up a few more balls?
- Him and NOR weirdly lost a bit of their connection
- Three goal half
- Reijnders finding a bit of rhythm and playing well
- Philip Walter Foden
- Their goal, worra header
The Bad ❌
- Still way too open and slow on defensive transitions at times
- Doku fancy giving up a few more balls?
- Him and NOR weirdly lost a bit of their connection
December 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The Good ✅
- Three goal half
- Reijnders finding a bit of rhythm and playing well
- Philip Walter Foden
- Their goal, worra header
The Bad ❌
- Still way too open and slow on defensive transitions at times
- Doku fancy giving up a few more balls?
- Him and NOR weirdly lost a bit of their connection
- Three goal half
- Reijnders finding a bit of rhythm and playing well
- Philip Walter Foden
- Their goal, worra header
The Bad ❌
- Still way too open and slow on defensive transitions at times
- Doku fancy giving up a few more balls?
- Him and NOR weirdly lost a bit of their connection
Foden having a lovely old time here. Getting his mojo back. Better from Tiny Reindeer too and the big man looks in the mood tonight. That goal stayed hit, didn't it? Jaysus. A
December 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Foden having a lovely old time here. Getting his mojo back. Better from Tiny Reindeer too and the big man looks in the mood tonight. That goal stayed hit, didn't it? Jaysus. A
Reopen the investigation @thefa 🤣
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Reopen the investigation @thefa 🤣
The good:
- A goal from a corner ⚠️🚨
- Goals from players not named Erling
- Phil Walter Foden
- A win is a win
The bad:
- The second half was bad
- Bozo SZN seems to be creeping back
- Gvardiol. He's been low key rubbish for a while and the wins have masked it. Stones vs Fulham please, baldy.
- A goal from a corner ⚠️🚨
- Goals from players not named Erling
- Phil Walter Foden
- A win is a win
The bad:
- The second half was bad
- Bozo SZN seems to be creeping back
- Gvardiol. He's been low key rubbish for a while and the wins have masked it. Stones vs Fulham please, baldy.
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The good:
- A goal from a corner ⚠️🚨
- Goals from players not named Erling
- Phil Walter Foden
- A win is a win
The bad:
- The second half was bad
- Bozo SZN seems to be creeping back
- Gvardiol. He's been low key rubbish for a while and the wins have masked it. Stones vs Fulham please, baldy.
- A goal from a corner ⚠️🚨
- Goals from players not named Erling
- Phil Walter Foden
- A win is a win
The bad:
- The second half was bad
- Bozo SZN seems to be creeping back
- Gvardiol. He's been low key rubbish for a while and the wins have masked it. Stones vs Fulham please, baldy.
Phiiiiillllllllll!!!!!!!! When you need someone to stand up and be counted...nobody better than the local legend 👏🏻🙌🏻🙏🏻
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Phiiiiillllllllll!!!!!!!! When you need someone to stand up and be counted...nobody better than the local legend 👏🏻🙌🏻🙏🏻
Absolute head loss this half. Bozo moments are back and in full swing. They're out working us, winning the 2nd balls...this could get worse.
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Absolute head loss this half. Bozo moments are back and in full swing. They're out working us, winning the 2nd balls...this could get worse.
Reposted by Mark McGagh
The UK, where the day after a decision to take half a million children out of poverty, the media & political world has been full of sneering at those same children & their families, labelling them as ‘Benefits Street’, while the same people are moaning about a tax on £2m mansions. Shameful stuff.
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The UK, where the day after a decision to take half a million children out of poverty, the media & political world has been full of sneering at those same children & their families, labelling them as ‘Benefits Street’, while the same people are moaning about a tax on £2m mansions. Shameful stuff.
"Follow me down, deep down where the love lives..."
What. A. Night.
You're not going to get a much better run of house legends in one room than Groove Armada into Derrick Carter into Masters at Work into David Morales. #Hacienda #WHP #MayfieldDepot
What. A. Night.
You're not going to get a much better run of house legends in one room than Groove Armada into Derrick Carter into Masters at Work into David Morales. #Hacienda #WHP #MayfieldDepot
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 AM
"Follow me down, deep down where the love lives..."
What. A. Night.
You're not going to get a much better run of house legends in one room than Groove Armada into Derrick Carter into Masters at Work into David Morales. #Hacienda #WHP #MayfieldDepot
What. A. Night.
You're not going to get a much better run of house legends in one room than Groove Armada into Derrick Carter into Masters at Work into David Morales. #Hacienda #WHP #MayfieldDepot
Now do Farage
🔴Nathan Gill Sentenced: What He Was Really Doing for the Kremlin
Reform UK’s former leader in Wales was in the centre of Putin’s preparations to attack Ukraine, argues Sergei Cristo
bylinetimes.com/2025/11/21/n...
Reform UK’s former leader in Wales was in the centre of Putin’s preparations to attack Ukraine, argues Sergei Cristo
bylinetimes.com/2025/11/21/n...
Nathan Gill Sentenced: What He Was Really Doing for the Kremlin
Reform UK's former leader in Wales was in the centre of Putin’s preparations to attack Ukraine, argues Sergei Cristo
bylinetimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Now do Farage
Reposted by Mark McGagh
Making Braverman and Patel look like light touches with this shit. What the fuck has happened to us? Abhorrent
When asked by Labour MP Catherine West about failed asylum seekers being forced into homelessness and destitution, Shabana Mahmood replies that "The best thing [for them] to do is to voluntarily leave the country".
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Making Braverman and Patel look like light touches with this shit. What the fuck has happened to us? Abhorrent
Defo getting to the knockouts at the WC. 37 goals in 8 qualifying games is ludicrous. Finished 6 points clear of Italy winning every game. Talented squad with a freak of a talisman.
Italy 1 - [4] Norway - Jorgen Strand Larsen 90+3'
Norway = Dark Horses this summer?
Norway = Dark Horses this summer?
November 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Defo getting to the knockouts at the WC. 37 goals in 8 qualifying games is ludicrous. Finished 6 points clear of Italy winning every game. Talented squad with a freak of a talisman.
Lee Dixon's joylessness and miserable style really does make England coverage on ITV borderline unwatchable. Cheer the fuck up, mate.
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Lee Dixon's joylessness and miserable style really does make England coverage on ITV borderline unwatchable. Cheer the fuck up, mate.
"and an otherwise normal life to lead" from Trump doing some massively heavy lifting here 🤣
He's unravelling.
He's unravelling.
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 AM
"and an otherwise normal life to lead" from Trump doing some massively heavy lifting here 🤣
He's unravelling.
He's unravelling.
Imagine how much of a piece of shit you need to be for Jeffrey Epstein to think you're the biggest wrongun he's ever met. Jesus Christ. How the fuck did we get here?
"I have met some very bad people....none as bad as trump.
Not one decent cell in his body..so yes - dangerous."
Jeffrey Epstein 2017
Not one decent cell in his body..so yes - dangerous."
Jeffrey Epstein 2017
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Imagine how much of a piece of shit you need to be for Jeffrey Epstein to think you're the biggest wrongun he's ever met. Jesus Christ. How the fuck did we get here?
Absolutely silly stats. So so good.
Jeremy Doku vs Liverpool:
1 Goal
51 Touches
20 Accurate Passes
3 Shots On Target
100% Shot Accuracy
11 Ground Duels Won (Most)
11 Touches In Opposition Box
7 Successful Dribbles (Most)
5 Recoveries
4 Was Fouled (Most)
4 Passes Into Final Third
3 Chances Created (Most)
1 Penalty Won
1 Goal
51 Touches
20 Accurate Passes
3 Shots On Target
100% Shot Accuracy
11 Ground Duels Won (Most)
11 Touches In Opposition Box
7 Successful Dribbles (Most)
5 Recoveries
4 Was Fouled (Most)
4 Passes Into Final Third
3 Chances Created (Most)
1 Penalty Won
November 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Absolutely silly stats. So so good.
716th win in Pep's 1000th game. That is absolutely ludicrous levels of elote consistency. There's never been anyone better, it's as simple as that.
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
716th win in Pep's 1000th game. That is absolutely ludicrous levels of elote consistency. There's never been anyone better, it's as simple as that.
Shithouse Szoboszlai. Cowardly c*nts trick on Phil. That's when you know you've got em, when they lose their heads.
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Shithouse Szoboszlai. Cowardly c*nts trick on Phil. That's when you know you've got em, when they lose their heads.
Everything about that was great. Bernardo slowed the franticness down, the Nico to Nico crossfield pass 🤌🏻, Doku mugging off Konate and then the finish...beautiful.
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Everything about that was great. Bernardo slowed the franticness down, the Nico to Nico crossfield pass 🤌🏻, Doku mugging off Konate and then the finish...beautiful.