Jish (new account)
hundredarious.bsky.social
Jish (new account)
@hundredarious.bsky.social
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I was being horny as a character. I’m not horny at all in real life
A sport that doesn’t have rules
I thought I got up early today but it was only DST
I’m very supportive of professional athletes, because a lot of people are mad at them for doing something they couldn’t do themselves
I’m converting Christian children to Buddhism
Old women are the horniest people I know
Never really hear about people talking about Ray Bradbury all that much
I’ve never read Fahrenheit 451, and it’s too late to start
Wish I liked watching football more
There needs to be fast food for breakfast, but like an actual breakfast, like pancakes and shit
Breakfast would probably be more highly ranked if I was British
Ranking meals:
1. Dinner
2. Breakfast
3. Lunch
An app that keeps showing you a post until you like it
Christmas is great as a concept, but mostly it’s just sitting on the couch with your family with A Christmas Story on repeat
I hate Europeans. Eat at McDonald’s losers
Wonder if people in France have any idea what Long Island is like
My costume is a shelf. Sorry if I don’t look like a shelf at all
If Obama became a painter, his whole thing would just be painting the A24 logo
He should get into painting like Bush
Wonder what Obama’s up to right now
That would be pretty meta if I could dress up as a shelf
Costume is just gonna be a white shirt with “My Shelf” on it in marker
When you die, your spirit gets mixed up in a big pot with a bunch of other spirits, and it makes an entirely new person