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Jish (new account)

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Jish (new account) @hundredarious.bsky.social · 18d

I was being horny as a character. I’m not horny at all in real life

Jish (new account) @hundredarious.bsky.social · 23m

A sport that doesn’t have rules

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Jish (new account) @hundredarious.bsky.social · 32m

I thought I got up early today but it was only DST

Jish (new account) @hundredarious.bsky.social · 54m

I’m very supportive of professional athletes, because a lot of people are mad at them for doing something they couldn’t do themselves

Jish (new account) @hundredarious.bsky.social · 3h

I’m converting Christian children to Buddhism

Jish (new account) @hundredarious.bsky.social · 3h

Old women are the horniest people I know

Jish (new account) @hundredarious.bsky.social · 6h

Never really hear about people talking about Ray Bradbury all that much

Jish (new account) @hundredarious.bsky.social · 6h

I’ve never read Fahrenheit 451, and it’s too late to start

Jish (new account) @hundredarious.bsky.social · 17h

Wish I liked watching football more

Jish (new account) @hundredarious.bsky.social · 20h

There needs to be fast food for breakfast, but like an actual breakfast, like pancakes and shit

Jish (new account) @hundredarious.bsky.social · 20h

Breakfast would probably be more highly ranked if I was British

Jish (new account) @hundredarious.bsky.social · 20h

Ranking meals:
1. Dinner
2. Breakfast
3. Lunch

Jish (new account) @hundredarious.bsky.social · 20h

An app that keeps showing you a post until you like it

Jish (new account) @hundredarious.bsky.social · 23h

Christmas is great as a concept, but mostly it’s just sitting on the couch with your family with A Christmas Story on repeat

Jish (new account) @hundredarious.bsky.social · 1d

I hate Europeans. Eat at McDonald’s losers

Jish (new account) @hundredarious.bsky.social · 1d

Wonder if people in France have any idea what Long Island is like

Jish (new account) @hundredarious.bsky.social · 1d

Three wins in a row

Jish (new account) @hundredarious.bsky.social · 1d

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Jish (new account) @hundredarious.bsky.social · 1d

My costume is a shelf. Sorry if I don’t look like a shelf at all

Jish (new account) @hundredarious.bsky.social · 1d

If Obama became a painter, his whole thing would just be painting the A24 logo

Jish (new account) @hundredarious.bsky.social · 1d

He should get into painting like Bush

Jish (new account) @hundredarious.bsky.social · 1d

Wonder what Obama’s up to right now

Jish (new account) @hundredarious.bsky.social · 1d

Texting what’s up to Trump

Jish (new account) @hundredarious.bsky.social · 1d

That would be pretty meta if I could dress up as a shelf

Jish (new account) @hundredarious.bsky.social · 1d

Costume is just gonna be a white shirt with “My Shelf” on it in marker

Jish (new account) @hundredarious.bsky.social · 1d

When you die, your spirit gets mixed up in a big pot with a bunch of other spirits, and it makes an entirely new person