Librarian Mama
@hyuumanatees.bsky.social
Parent. Partner. Librarian. Learning every day. She/her.
Trying to find out where I'm wrong today so I can be right tomorrow. #FaithfullyLGBTQ
Trying to find out where I'm wrong today so I can be right tomorrow. #FaithfullyLGBTQ
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Them: need help doing things?
Me: yes
Them: we have a doing things medication
Me: ooh
Them: hahahahaha guess what you have to do to get it?
Me: oh no
Them: things.
Me: yes
Them: we have a doing things medication
Me: ooh
Them: hahahahaha guess what you have to do to get it?
Me: oh no
Them: things.
October 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Them: need help doing things?
Me: yes
Them: we have a doing things medication
Me: ooh
Them: hahahahaha guess what you have to do to get it?
Me: oh no
Them: things.
Me: yes
Them: we have a doing things medication
Me: ooh
Them: hahahahaha guess what you have to do to get it?
Me: oh no
Them: things.
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yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket
Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.
Fuck Columbus.
Fuck Columbus.
October 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket
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Reporting live from Chicago, there’s no “hellscape” I’d rather be in.
October 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Reporting live from Chicago, there’s no “hellscape” I’d rather be in.
Y'all! Personal Fitness Boxing: FIST OF THE NORTH STAR is on Switch store sale for like $5.
It's a great workout (even for kids!) while still being hilariously cheesy.
It's a great workout (even for kids!) while still being hilariously cheesy.
a cartoon character in a blue jacket and red shirt is making a fist
ALT: a cartoon character in a blue jacket and red shirt is making a fist
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September 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Y'all! Personal Fitness Boxing: FIST OF THE NORTH STAR is on Switch store sale for like $5.
It's a great workout (even for kids!) while still being hilariously cheesy.
It's a great workout (even for kids!) while still being hilariously cheesy.
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The HU - Wolf Totem (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by The HU
www.youtube.com
September 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Me: Why's my stomach so upset?
Brain: Well, you did eat an entire bowl of baked beans at dinner last night.
Also Brain: But that was so yesterday.
Brain: WTF is wrong with you.
Also Brain: Lol, #soyesterday
Brain: God, you're such a millennial. That song is 22 years old.
Brain: Well, you did eat an entire bowl of baked beans at dinner last night.
Also Brain: But that was so yesterday.
Brain: WTF is wrong with you.
Also Brain: Lol, #soyesterday
Brain: God, you're such a millennial. That song is 22 years old.
September 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Me: Why's my stomach so upset?
Brain: Well, you did eat an entire bowl of baked beans at dinner last night.
Also Brain: But that was so yesterday.
Brain: WTF is wrong with you.
Also Brain: Lol, #soyesterday
Brain: God, you're such a millennial. That song is 22 years old.
Brain: Well, you did eat an entire bowl of baked beans at dinner last night.
Also Brain: But that was so yesterday.
Brain: WTF is wrong with you.
Also Brain: Lol, #soyesterday
Brain: God, you're such a millennial. That song is 22 years old.
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The number for those who need screen readers
(855)435-7693
(855)435-7693
EVERYONE IN CHICAGOLAND:
Save this number in your phone. If you see an ICE raid:
1. Ask the the person their name
2. Ask who to call to let them know they’ve been taken by ICE
3. Tell them to not say anything
4. Call this number to report the arrest
If possible video it
Save this number in your phone. If you see an ICE raid:
1. Ask the the person their name
2. Ask who to call to let them know they’ve been taken by ICE
3. Tell them to not say anything
4. Call this number to report the arrest
If possible video it
September 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The number for those who need screen readers
(855)435-7693
(855)435-7693
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The president of the United States just declared war, actual military war, not a metaphorical one, on a major American city, and one governed by his political opponents.
In any other period, this would be impeachment-worthy.
In any other period, this would be impeachment-worthy.
September 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The president of the United States just declared war, actual military war, not a metaphorical one, on a major American city, and one governed by his political opponents.
In any other period, this would be impeachment-worthy.
In any other period, this would be impeachment-worthy.
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Know your rights, Illinois.
Stay safe and stay informed.
Stay safe and stay informed.
September 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Know your rights, Illinois.
Stay safe and stay informed.
Stay safe and stay informed.
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It was her birthday three days ago but there is never not a good time to celebrate the timing, wit, originality and sheer versatility of the unique Lily Tomlin.
#RowanandMartinsLaughin #9to5 #TheWestWing #GraceandFrankie youtu.be/wptEXKxUh-M
#RowanandMartinsLaughin #9to5 #TheWestWing #GraceandFrankie youtu.be/wptEXKxUh-M
Lily Tomlin | "Mrs. Judy Beasly" Grrrr TV Commercial sketch
YouTube video by K Caldwell
youtu.be
September 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
It was her birthday three days ago but there is never not a good time to celebrate the timing, wit, originality and sheer versatility of the unique Lily Tomlin.
#RowanandMartinsLaughin #9to5 #TheWestWing #GraceandFrankie youtu.be/wptEXKxUh-M
#RowanandMartinsLaughin #9to5 #TheWestWing #GraceandFrankie youtu.be/wptEXKxUh-M
No, *you* spent fellowship time after church debating KPop Demon Hunters & how the watching experience is affected by the studio using different voices for the speaking parts vs the singing parts of the central characters.
a cartoon girl stands in front of a sign that says lvlint
ALT: a cartoon girl stands in front of a sign that says lvlint
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September 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
No, *you* spent fellowship time after church debating KPop Demon Hunters & how the watching experience is affected by the studio using different voices for the speaking parts vs the singing parts of the central characters.
Kid: I think cats & dogs have a secret, zero-taste section on their tongues which explains why they have taste preferences for food but still lick their own butts. The zero taste part is for cleaning bc ewww poop.
August 31, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Kid: I think cats & dogs have a secret, zero-taste section on their tongues which explains why they have taste preferences for food but still lick their own butts. The zero taste part is for cleaning bc ewww poop.
So does the "after consulting with their doctors" bit mean we're going to need a prescription or referral to get the updated covid vaccine?
Bc my doctor has a "if you're not dying, it's a 3 month" wait understaffing problem. 🫠
Bc my doctor has a "if you're not dying, it's a 3 month" wait understaffing problem. 🫠
August 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
So does the "after consulting with their doctors" bit mean we're going to need a prescription or referral to get the updated covid vaccine?
Bc my doctor has a "if you're not dying, it's a 3 month" wait understaffing problem. 🫠
Bc my doctor has a "if you're not dying, it's a 3 month" wait understaffing problem. 🫠
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A 1955 writer casually dropping a “Germans tended to go along with Nazis just like your all-American wife goes along with segregation” is both the answer and the question for “how we got here”
August 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
A 1955 writer casually dropping a “Germans tended to go along with Nazis just like your all-American wife goes along with segregation” is both the answer and the question for “how we got here”
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If you want to believe it, check it twice
::clap clap::
If you want to believe it, check it twice
::clap clap::
Doesn’t matter if it’s awful
Doesn’t matter if it’s nice
If it confirms your bias, check it twice!
::clap clap::
::clap clap::
If you want to believe it, check it twice
::clap clap::
Doesn’t matter if it’s awful
Doesn’t matter if it’s nice
If it confirms your bias, check it twice!
::clap clap::
if the rage-bait works too well it might be fake
::clap clap::
if the rage-bait works too well it might be fake
::clap clap::
look, we’ve all been fooled before
when a deep-fake makes us sore
but kindly doublecheck your source, it might be fake
::clap clap::
::clap clap::
if the rage-bait works too well it might be fake
::clap clap::
look, we’ve all been fooled before
when a deep-fake makes us sore
but kindly doublecheck your source, it might be fake
::clap clap::
August 18, 2025 at 6:08 AM
If you want to believe it, check it twice
::clap clap::
If you want to believe it, check it twice
::clap clap::
Doesn’t matter if it’s awful
Doesn’t matter if it’s nice
If it confirms your bias, check it twice!
::clap clap::
::clap clap::
If you want to believe it, check it twice
::clap clap::
Doesn’t matter if it’s awful
Doesn’t matter if it’s nice
If it confirms your bias, check it twice!
::clap clap::
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Resist ICE
Abolish ICE
Prosecute ICE
Abolish ICE
Prosecute ICE
Agents amass in DC, unclear why or which agency. Some masked.
Residents: “You’re in a church parking lot—get out!”
“We don’t want you kidnapping our neighbors!”
Agents start recording too.
Soon decide to leave, some mockingly wave their phones. They zoom down the 25mph road, skimming by our feet.
Residents: “You’re in a church parking lot—get out!”
“We don’t want you kidnapping our neighbors!”
Agents start recording too.
Soon decide to leave, some mockingly wave their phones. They zoom down the 25mph road, skimming by our feet.
August 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Resist ICE
Abolish ICE
Prosecute ICE
Abolish ICE
Prosecute ICE
KPop Demon Hunters is in theaters next weekend!
Thoughts & prayers to all the parents (mostly moms) with long-haired kids who thought they had until Halloween to figure out Rumi's braid!
Thoughts & prayers to all the parents (mostly moms) with long-haired kids who thought they had until Halloween to figure out Rumi's braid!
a cartoon character with purple hair and a braid
ALT: a cartoon character with purple hair and a braid
media.tenor.com
August 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
KPop Demon Hunters is in theaters next weekend!
Thoughts & prayers to all the parents (mostly moms) with long-haired kids who thought they had until Halloween to figure out Rumi's braid!
Thoughts & prayers to all the parents (mostly moms) with long-haired kids who thought they had until Halloween to figure out Rumi's braid!
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Firing and demoralizing feminized jobs as enemies of the state while brazenly bribing men with violent jobs that almost instantly puts them into the middle of middle class is very basic gendered warfare. Fulfilling the manosphere’s promise.
It is insane to me that the government can find money to pay ICE agents increasingly larger sums of money, yet teachers have to buy their own pencils.
August 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Firing and demoralizing feminized jobs as enemies of the state while brazenly bribing men with violent jobs that almost instantly puts them into the middle of middle class is very basic gendered warfare. Fulfilling the manosphere’s promise.
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I know of this British accent/affectation of accent but it's funnier to me if the cavalry talk like Homestar Runner
Imagine it's 1850 and you've just been flattened by an elite cavalry officer who just yells "SOWWY" as he thunders away.
![Screenshot of a tweet:
British cavalry in the 1850s consisted entirely of twinks who used UwU-speak...
[Photo of a book page] "The dash of British cavalry officers was never greater than at the opening of the Crimean campaign in the spring of 1854. These aristocratic horsemen were, in the idiom of the day, "plungers," "tremendous swells." They affected elegant boredom, yawned a great deal, spoke a jargon of their own, pronouncing "r" as "w," saying "vewwy," "howwid," and "sowwy," and interlarded sentences with loud and meaningless exclamations of "Haw, haw." Their sweeping whiskers, languid voices, tiny waists, laced in by corsets, and their large cigars were irresistible, frantically admired, and as frantically envied. Magnificently mounted, horses were their passion; they rode like the devil himself, and their confidence in their ability to defeat any enemy single-handed was com-plete. Cavalry officers were saying in London drawing-rooms that to take infantry on the campaign was superfluous; the infantry would merely be a drag on them, and had better be left at
home."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uqonrv6u7reqli3kksljamwr/bafkreifqd3kvkwqy6k2vuajha3vrughks5bfvl72vglbaywl7nnzyxwqp4@jpeg)
August 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I know of this British accent/affectation of accent but it's funnier to me if the cavalry talk like Homestar Runner
I am very tired & need one (1) good reason not to stick everyone's toothbrushes in with the utensils & run the dishwasher on a sanirinse cycle.
August 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I am very tired & need one (1) good reason not to stick everyone's toothbrushes in with the utensils & run the dishwasher on a sanirinse cycle.
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solving my fear of “does enjoying the feminine and being feminine make me not a man?” by telling myself “only a man would think engaging in the feminine makes him less of a man” and it’s working
August 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
solving my fear of “does enjoying the feminine and being feminine make me not a man?” by telling myself “only a man would think engaging in the feminine makes him less of a man” and it’s working
Kid: I didn't write myself into a corner. I wrote myself into a door & the door is locked so I just really need to figure out the key.
Me: Wow, that's... huh. *gets a sudden story breakthrough*
Me: Wow, that's... huh. *gets a sudden story breakthrough*
July 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Kid: I didn't write myself into a corner. I wrote myself into a door & the door is locked so I just really need to figure out the key.
Me: Wow, that's... huh. *gets a sudden story breakthrough*
Me: Wow, that's... huh. *gets a sudden story breakthrough*
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“The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.”-James Baldwin
July 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
“The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.”-James Baldwin
Kid: I feel like I'm being punished for having a stuffy nose.
Me: Sweetheart, you have a dust allergy. If you're only sneezing & blowing your nose at night, it means we need to reduce the dust in your room with dusting, sweeping, & clean sheets so you FEEL BETTER.
Kid: I'd rather sneeze.
Me: Sweetheart, you have a dust allergy. If you're only sneezing & blowing your nose at night, it means we need to reduce the dust in your room with dusting, sweeping, & clean sheets so you FEEL BETTER.
Kid: I'd rather sneeze.
July 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Kid: I feel like I'm being punished for having a stuffy nose.
Me: Sweetheart, you have a dust allergy. If you're only sneezing & blowing your nose at night, it means we need to reduce the dust in your room with dusting, sweeping, & clean sheets so you FEEL BETTER.
Kid: I'd rather sneeze.
Me: Sweetheart, you have a dust allergy. If you're only sneezing & blowing your nose at night, it means we need to reduce the dust in your room with dusting, sweeping, & clean sheets so you FEEL BETTER.
Kid: I'd rather sneeze.
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I have never met a left wing person who hasn't said something along the lines of "If there is evidence of Trump *and* Bill Clinton being pedophiles, and they are changed and convicted, they can share a cell and save us money on the secret service detail."
I've *never* heard the right say similar.
I've *never* heard the right say similar.
July 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I have never met a left wing person who hasn't said something along the lines of "If there is evidence of Trump *and* Bill Clinton being pedophiles, and they are changed and convicted, they can share a cell and save us money on the secret service detail."
I've *never* heard the right say similar.
I've *never* heard the right say similar.