I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes)
@iamwumbologist.bsky.social
My stories: https://www.wattpad.com/user/iamthewumbologist
He/Him.
Married dad.
Hopeful author.
NY based.
Tech mgmt pro.
60+.
Well-padded.
Sexually fluid. Cis. LGBTQ+ ally.
Likes: Tolkien, astrophysics, fountain pens, food, coffee, physical affection
He/Him.
Married dad.
Hopeful author.
NY based.
Tech mgmt pro.
60+.
Well-padded.
Sexually fluid. Cis. LGBTQ+ ally.
Likes: Tolkien, astrophysics, fountain pens, food, coffee, physical affection
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Bio reads “Blue momma in a red state! No more Trump! We have to take action! Dems all the way! Blue wave 🌊🌊”
Messages specifically state “I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHETHER YOU TRANS WEIRDOS LIVE OR DIE, I WILL SACRIFICE MY BODY ON THE ALTAR OF GAVIN NEWSOM AND FELLATE CHUCK SCHUMER TO GET DEM WINS”
Messages specifically state “I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHETHER YOU TRANS WEIRDOS LIVE OR DIE, I WILL SACRIFICE MY BODY ON THE ALTAR OF GAVIN NEWSOM AND FELLATE CHUCK SCHUMER TO GET DEM WINS”
Bio reads, “sex positive,”
Actions read “I will judge you as a vanilla prude if you aren’t into all the shit I am and I will say you are kink-shaming if you say you don’t wanna be choked while I piss in your mouth and call you a filthy whore.”
Phew, y’all, I’m on a rant today.
Actions read “I will judge you as a vanilla prude if you aren’t into all the shit I am and I will say you are kink-shaming if you say you don’t wanna be choked while I piss in your mouth and call you a filthy whore.”
Phew, y’all, I’m on a rant today.
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Bio reads “Blue momma in a red state! No more Trump! We have to take action! Dems all the way! Blue wave 🌊🌊”
Messages specifically state “I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHETHER YOU TRANS WEIRDOS LIVE OR DIE, I WILL SACRIFICE MY BODY ON THE ALTAR OF GAVIN NEWSOM AND FELLATE CHUCK SCHUMER TO GET DEM WINS”
Messages specifically state “I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHETHER YOU TRANS WEIRDOS LIVE OR DIE, I WILL SACRIFICE MY BODY ON THE ALTAR OF GAVIN NEWSOM AND FELLATE CHUCK SCHUMER TO GET DEM WINS”
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I did a presentation maybe 10 - 15 years ago where I compared something to a card catalog in a library, and someone came up to me afterwards to sheepishly ask what a card catalog was...
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I did a presentation maybe 10 - 15 years ago where I compared something to a card catalog in a library, and someone came up to me afterwards to sheepishly ask what a card catalog was...
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I made it LinkedIn official.
Is anyone hiring a senior technical recruiter? I love what I do and I have a human-centered approach that is essential for exemplary candidate experience.
Is anyone hiring a senior technical recruiter? I love what I do and I have a human-centered approach that is essential for exemplary candidate experience.
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I made it LinkedIn official.
Is anyone hiring a senior technical recruiter? I love what I do and I have a human-centered approach that is essential for exemplary candidate experience.
Is anyone hiring a senior technical recruiter? I love what I do and I have a human-centered approach that is essential for exemplary candidate experience.
Can I still performatively read if I don’t leave the house?
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My Gen Z coworker told me he had never heard this phrase which I uttered: "What's shakin'?"
Ever since then, I check myself before uttering any colloquialism in his presence. Today, it was "cool beans"
Ever since then, I check myself before uttering any colloquialism in his presence. Today, it was "cool beans"
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My Gen Z coworker told me he had never heard this phrase which I uttered: "What's shakin'?"
Ever since then, I check myself before uttering any colloquialism in his presence. Today, it was "cool beans"
Ever since then, I check myself before uttering any colloquialism in his presence. Today, it was "cool beans"
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They're really having fun with it on tiktok.
November 3, 2025 at 6:57 AM
They're really having fun with it on tiktok.
I think we should have turned left at Albuquerque
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I think we should have turned left at Albuquerque
As of this morning, just under two months since my first shot of Zepbound, I’ve now lost 30 pounds. I take no credit for this: it’s all the drug, but I’m still pretty amazed
It tells me that my previous weight was much more than what my “natural” weight should be, and I way overeat on my own
It tells me that my previous weight was much more than what my “natural” weight should be, and I way overeat on my own
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
As of this morning, just under two months since my first shot of Zepbound, I’ve now lost 30 pounds. I take no credit for this: it’s all the drug, but I’m still pretty amazed
It tells me that my previous weight was much more than what my “natural” weight should be, and I way overeat on my own
It tells me that my previous weight was much more than what my “natural” weight should be, and I way overeat on my own
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I insist that my opinion is the correct and true one in all contexts and instances, and that other opinions are objectively wrong and morally suspect
</sarcasm>
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November 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I insist that my opinion is the correct and true one in all contexts and instances, and that other opinions are objectively wrong and morally suspect
</sarcasm>
</sarcasm>
I’ve never had Takis, and I feel diminished by this
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I’ve never had Takis, and I feel diminished by this
Hey Brits: are unannounced visitors welcome?
To be fair, you're "NY based". I'm sure unannounced visitors are given short shrift and heavy use of the word "asswipe" applies. In Britain we're slightly more refined. Tea, milk, coffee, sugar, port, brandy, gin, whisky... it's good manners.
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Hey Brits: are unannounced visitors welcome?
Can I still performatively read if I don’t leave the house?
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Can I still performatively read if I don’t leave the house?
If you’re posting “and you’re surprised??” please just shut the fuck up
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
If you’re posting “and you’re surprised??” please just shut the fuck up
Technology Leadership Team: we value team autonomy as a core principle
Also TLT: you must follow these specific practices. With autonomy.
Also TLT: you must follow these specific practices. With autonomy.
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Technology Leadership Team: we value team autonomy as a core principle
Also TLT: you must follow these specific practices. With autonomy.
Also TLT: you must follow these specific practices. With autonomy.
Me: no one interacts with my posts or notices me; why don’t they like me?
Also me: <posts about twice per day on average>
Also me: <posts about twice per day on average>
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Me: no one interacts with my posts or notices me; why don’t they like me?
Also me: <posts about twice per day on average>
Also me: <posts about twice per day on average>
Why does this person have a leech on their neck?
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Why does this person have a leech on their neck?
I’ve been not liking my coffee lately, so I mixed things up by switching from my customary pourover to aeropress and watching my ratio measurements closely (15:1). I dilute with a bit of hot water, and I’m liking it much more. Maybe pourover can be made better by watching the numbers more closely?
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’ve been not liking my coffee lately, so I mixed things up by switching from my customary pourover to aeropress and watching my ratio measurements closely (15:1). I dilute with a bit of hot water, and I’m liking it much more. Maybe pourover can be made better by watching the numbers more closely?
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Remember when the whole UPS marketing message was “what can brown do for you?”
Good times
Good times
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Remember when the whole UPS marketing message was “what can brown do for you?”
Good times
Good times
My kid was looking thru my old vinyl album collection and I had to warn them that there’s a good chance if they open a double album or any gatefold cover that they’ll find some weed crumbs. Those album covers were perfect for cleaning weed
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My kid was looking thru my old vinyl album collection and I had to warn them that there’s a good chance if they open a double album or any gatefold cover that they’ll find some weed crumbs. Those album covers were perfect for cleaning weed
I know losing 3 lbs per week is not sustainable, but since starting Zepbound, there have been many weeks where I've lost that much or more, so "only" losing just under 2 lbs this past week makes me a little bit angry.
#GLP-1
#GLP-1
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I know losing 3 lbs per week is not sustainable, but since starting Zepbound, there have been many weeks where I've lost that much or more, so "only" losing just under 2 lbs this past week makes me a little bit angry.
#GLP-1
#GLP-1
My current read: "Ariadne" by Jennifer Saint. A novel of Greek mythology. And this is after I just finished "Stone Blind" by Natalie Haynes, a novel of Medusa and Perseus (and a bunch of deities).
#BookSky 💙📚👀
app.thestorygraph.com/books/01d58a...
#BookSky 💙📚👀
app.thestorygraph.com/books/01d58a...
Ariadne by Jennifer Saint
A mesmerizing debut novel for fans of Madeline Miller's Circe. Ariadne, Princess of Crete, grows ...
app.thestorygraph.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My current read: "Ariadne" by Jennifer Saint. A novel of Greek mythology. And this is after I just finished "Stone Blind" by Natalie Haynes, a novel of Medusa and Perseus (and a bunch of deities).
#BookSky 💙📚👀
app.thestorygraph.com/books/01d58a...
#BookSky 💙📚👀
app.thestorygraph.com/books/01d58a...
Frankenstein: hardly anything like the book, but still very good and very sad
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Frankenstein: hardly anything like the book, but still very good and very sad
What the fuck, man. An unlabeled dick pic in one of the food feeds (labeled by bsky moderation, not the poster), showing up in that feed because he mentioned soup in the post. Why you gotta do that?
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
What the fuck, man. An unlabeled dick pic in one of the food feeds (labeled by bsky moderation, not the poster), showing up in that feed because he mentioned soup in the post. Why you gotta do that?
Pluribus: good
November 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Pluribus: good