ImACoconut.ini
@imacoconut.bsky.social
A coconut. Not really a coconut.
One day Britney Spears will tweet that she's the same age as me. Because she's toxic but also crazy.
It's not much to ask for, is it?
It's not much to ask for, is it?
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 AM
One day Britney Spears will tweet that she's the same age as me. Because she's toxic but also crazy.
It's not much to ask for, is it?
It's not much to ask for, is it?
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Happy Friday everyone from Marble
November 28, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Happy Friday everyone from Marble
Concept: It's a point and click game but instead of a puzzle you can solve, the plumber attends, fits the part and then says he also needs to replace the thermostat so you expect to have a resolution in 2027.
It's a metroidvania.
It's a metroidvania.
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Concept: It's a point and click game but instead of a puzzle you can solve, the plumber attends, fits the part and then says he also needs to replace the thermostat so you expect to have a resolution in 2027.
It's a metroidvania.
It's a metroidvania.
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Some news, everyone.
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Some news, everyone.
Concept: A 90s full motion video game for DOS. It's like, "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties" - a game about a plumber trying to date an uptown girl.
Except it's my boiler and he stands me up repeatedly.
Except it's my boiler and he stands me up repeatedly.
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Concept: A 90s full motion video game for DOS. It's like, "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties" - a game about a plumber trying to date an uptown girl.
Except it's my boiler and he stands me up repeatedly.
Except it's my boiler and he stands me up repeatedly.
Concept: a 20 minute youtube video but it's not about an obscure PS2 game but actually the plumber who hasn't shown up 5 times and not once sent a message to let me know he would do a no-show.
Featuring such classic lines as
Featuring such classic lines as
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Concept: a 20 minute youtube video but it's not about an obscure PS2 game but actually the plumber who hasn't shown up 5 times and not once sent a message to let me know he would do a no-show.
Featuring such classic lines as
Featuring such classic lines as
Overpriced and I want it
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Overpriced and I want it
just remember. when the world is kicking you when you're down. positively shitting on you every 5 minutes.
it's just a state of mind. buy his 2 books and your life will be just fine.
it's just a state of mind. buy his 2 books and your life will be just fine.
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
just remember. when the world is kicking you when you're down. positively shitting on you every 5 minutes.
it's just a state of mind. buy his 2 books and your life will be just fine.
it's just a state of mind. buy his 2 books and your life will be just fine.
When a men is mad enough to bring a Lotus to beat you. You know that's your in real troubles.
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 AM
When a men is mad enough to bring a Lotus to beat you. You know that's your in real troubles.
What's the method of going from wage earner to grifter politician? Asking for a friend.
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
What's the method of going from wage earner to grifter politician? Asking for a friend.
Imagine living opposite the Ghostbusters and all you do is play Valorant
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Imagine living opposite the Ghostbusters and all you do is play Valorant
Happy Friday everyone from Marble
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Happy Friday everyone from Marble
Can't believe Kate Bush ripped off Stranger Things. Write your own songs man.
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Can't believe Kate Bush ripped off Stranger Things. Write your own songs man.
A chicken crosses a road. "Why the long face?", Asks the bartender.
Shark infested custard.
Shark infested custard.
November 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
A chicken crosses a road. "Why the long face?", Asks the bartender.
Shark infested custard.
Shark infested custard.
today i'm making dreams come true
for people who dream about a bald, middle-aged man calling them about their Citroen
for people who dream about a bald, middle-aged man calling them about their Citroen
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
today i'm making dreams come true
for people who dream about a bald, middle-aged man calling them about their Citroen
for people who dream about a bald, middle-aged man calling them about their Citroen
unknown fact: Duran Duran did not sing New York New York
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
unknown fact: Duran Duran did not sing New York New York
the only thing i like by Ed Sheeran is 'Everything Has Changed' which he sang with Taylor Swift. IDK who wrote it.
shame her career didn't take off like his. underrated songwriter. she could have made it big.
shame her career didn't take off like his. underrated songwriter. she could have made it big.
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
the only thing i like by Ed Sheeran is 'Everything Has Changed' which he sang with Taylor Swift. IDK who wrote it.
shame her career didn't take off like his. underrated songwriter. she could have made it big.
shame her career didn't take off like his. underrated songwriter. she could have made it big.
he proposed to his girlfriend and then in the frenzy he lost his shoes. kinda careless. and she's marrying this. SMH.
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
he proposed to his girlfriend and then in the frenzy he lost his shoes. kinda careless. and she's marrying this. SMH.
spice up your life
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 AM
spice up your life