WHEATLEY
@imnotamoron.bsky.social
Helloo? Anyone in there??
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Bit rude that, isn't it?
October 20, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Bit rude that, isn't it?
Oi oi! What's "poppin'", as the kids say.
October 20, 2024 at 11:38 AM
Oi oi! What's "poppin'", as the kids say.
How do you- I mean- yup! That's me!
Apologies
IS THAT (ARE YOU) WHEATLY?!
IS THAT (ARE YOU) WHEATLY?!
ey?
September 1, 2024 at 7:49 PM
How do you- I mean- yup! That's me!
I think they should add a button that- and- and hear me out here- that deletes someone's account at random. I think that'd be good.
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Question 2 - Would you say you have enjoyed using Bluesky for now? What features would you like to see in the future? "
September 1, 2024 at 3:02 PM
I think they should add a button that- and- and hear me out here- that deletes someone's account at random. I think that'd be good.
Well, yeah- but, for your information, I am a very normal ball robot! A very normal, standard- in fact, quite a good ball robot, if I do say so myself.
You sure look like one though.
Oi! I'm not just some WeIRd BaLl RobOt, thank you!
September 1, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Well, yeah- but, for your information, I am a very normal ball robot! A very normal, standard- in fact, quite a good ball robot, if I do say so myself.
God, I'm a bloody genius.
September 1, 2024 at 2:32 PM
God, I'm a bloody genius.
Yeah! Yeah, exactly! Plenty of people know you! So, don't cry!
September 1, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Yeah! Yeah, exactly! Plenty of people know you! So, don't cry!
Wait! Nonono! Don't cry! Don't cry!!
Uh- you, you're really known! Trust me! I know plenty of people, and they all know you!!
Uh- you, you're really known! Trust me! I know plenty of people, and they all know you!!
September 1, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Wait! Nonono! Don't cry! Don't cry!!
Uh- you, you're really known! Trust me! I know plenty of people, and they all know you!!
Uh- you, you're really known! Trust me! I know plenty of people, and they all know you!!
Heyheyhey, just because you're obscure and no one knows you, doesn't mean... No one can know you! Look! I know you now! Dora- dore- do- dorae- uh- you!
September 1, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Heyheyhey, just because you're obscure and no one knows you, doesn't mean... No one can know you! Look! I know you now! Dora- dore- do- dorae- uh- you!
Nono! I'm sure I- yeah- just- just give me a second! I...
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yeah, no, I haven't a clue who you are.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yeah, no, I haven't a clue who you are.
September 1, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Nono! I'm sure I- yeah- just- just give me a second! I...
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yeah, no, I haven't a clue who you are.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yeah, no, I haven't a clue who you are.
changed the handle because SOMEHOW i got the quote wrong
September 1, 2024 at 1:33 PM
changed the handle because SOMEHOW i got the quote wrong
ey?
HOKY SHIT
AN AUTHENTIC APERATURE SCIENCE INTELLIGENCE DAMPENING CORE?!
AN AUTHENTIC APERATURE SCIENCE INTELLIGENCE DAMPENING CORE?!
Where the bloody hell am I now??
September 1, 2024 at 1:09 PM
ey?
Goood mornOH MY GOD
September 1, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Goood mornOH MY GOD
I'm a CORE, thank you!
Mhm… sure buddy…
A drone? Mate- I dunno what you're on about, but I'm not a drone.
September 1, 2024 at 4:19 AM
I'm a CORE, thank you!
A drone? Mate- I dunno what you're on about, but I'm not a drone.
A… drone? How do you not know what you are?
A wot?
September 1, 2024 at 4:11 AM
A drone? Mate- I dunno what you're on about, but I'm not a drone.
A wot?
This is certainly a weird drone…
Where the bloody hell am I now??
September 1, 2024 at 4:09 AM
A wot?
Oi! I'm not just some WeIRd BaLl RobOt, thank you!
Is that a weird ball robot thing
Where the bloody hell am I now??
September 1, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Oi! I'm not just some WeIRd BaLl RobOt, thank you!
Where the bloody hell am I now??
September 1, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Where the bloody hell am I now??