Ironpriest vladimir Hammercock
@ironpriest.bsky.social
I sit on a throne of lies.
Pinned
Coming to this app like it’s the first day of school and I’m trying to find a place to sit for lunch.
I’m on Facebook seizing the means of production
December 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I’m on Facebook seizing the means of production
I’m on Zillow looking for baddies
December 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I’m on Zillow looking for baddies
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how the grinch stole two 40s and pack of camels
December 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
how the grinch stole two 40s and pack of camels
I’m on tinder swiping till I find the face of god
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I’m on tinder swiping till I find the face of god
Going on Chatroulette to improve my people skills
December 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Going on Chatroulette to improve my people skills
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*pokes head out of window*
You there! Boy! What day is this?
Boy: Why, it’s December 1st of course!
Aha! So I still have 24 more days to be a raging asshole! Now fuck right off boy!
You there! Boy! What day is this?
Boy: Why, it’s December 1st of course!
Aha! So I still have 24 more days to be a raging asshole! Now fuck right off boy!
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
*pokes head out of window*
You there! Boy! What day is this?
Boy: Why, it’s December 1st of course!
Aha! So I still have 24 more days to be a raging asshole! Now fuck right off boy!
You there! Boy! What day is this?
Boy: Why, it’s December 1st of course!
Aha! So I still have 24 more days to be a raging asshole! Now fuck right off boy!
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Nothing says America like getting a notice the day after thanksgiving that the government is going to garnish your wages for rest of your life for some bullshit degree
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Nothing says America like getting a notice the day after thanksgiving that the government is going to garnish your wages for rest of your life for some bullshit degree
It’s that special time of year
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It’s that special time of year
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As an official spokesman for everyone, we hereby state that we don't give a fuck about Bill Clinton. Attacks on him mean less than nothing to us. We DO NOT CARE.
As you were.
As you were.
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
As an official spokesman for everyone, we hereby state that we don't give a fuck about Bill Clinton. Attacks on him mean less than nothing to us. We DO NOT CARE.
As you were.
As you were.
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Oh yeah 🥵
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Oh yeah 🥵
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Technically you can have multiple pieholes but I would advise against it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Technically you can have multiple pieholes but I would advise against it.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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He’s here for the feast the feast of flesh
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
He’s here for the feast the feast of flesh
Life is about one thing driving your enemies before you and hearing the lamentations of their women
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Life is about one thing driving your enemies before you and hearing the lamentations of their women
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
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on my way to gobble your girl
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
on my way to gobble your girl
No im not going to debate you bro my superior mind has already considered and rejected your opinion before it was even formed
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
No im not going to debate you bro my superior mind has already considered and rejected your opinion before it was even formed
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Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
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Imagine. Political leaders who make music, who write theses about Fanon and Rousseau, who delight in complicated ideas, who like dogs, who crack jokes that don't come at other folks' expense...
An honor and dream come true to perform alongside Yo-Yo Ma, presented by Celebrity Series at Boston Symphony Hall. 💜
🎼Ave Maria (Bach/Gounod)
🎼Ave Maria (Bach/Gounod)
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Imagine. Political leaders who make music, who write theses about Fanon and Rousseau, who delight in complicated ideas, who like dogs, who crack jokes that don't come at other folks' expense...
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babe, listen, I need you to bring me $15,000 cash and my passport. I out-pizza’d the hut and they are after me
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
babe, listen, I need you to bring me $15,000 cash and my passport. I out-pizza’d the hut and they are after me