calvin 🦦
@itscalvin.bsky.social
23
🔞nsfw
pokémon & gym
people usually tell me i look like shalissa
🔞nsfw
pokémon & gym
people usually tell me i look like shalissa
Pinned
accidentally bought a bag of moldy onions from ALDI today
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
accidentally bought a bag of moldy onions from ALDI today
chicken tikka masala & garlic naan on its way to my house !!
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
chicken tikka masala & garlic naan on its way to my house !!
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In stead of feeling bad about my self im thinking about how hot i am
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
In stead of feeling bad about my self im thinking about how hot i am
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my boss just told me ‘good job’ and tapped my ass
December 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
my boss just told me ‘good job’ and tapped my ass
merry dickmas, i mean happy hole-idays, i mean fappy hanukkah
December 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
merry dickmas, i mean happy hole-idays, i mean fappy hanukkah
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need a cuddle buddy
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
need a cuddle buddy
a top with a bottom’s ass
December 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
a top with a bottom’s ass
i’m assembling a team…
December 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
i’m assembling a team…
do not put me on aux lmfao
December 3, 2025 at 7:48 AM
do not put me on aux lmfao
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it’s probably my daddy issues but that dopamine hit from a man expressing any form of interest in you >>>
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
it’s probably my daddy issues but that dopamine hit from a man expressing any form of interest in you >>>
nurse called me ‘skinny minnie’ after taking my weight today which i’m sure violates some law but idgaf
a woman with long hair is making a funny face while wearing a floral dress .
ALT: a woman with long hair is making a funny face while wearing a floral dress .
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December 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
nurse called me ‘skinny minnie’ after taking my weight today which i’m sure violates some law but idgaf
need a cuddle buddy
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
need a cuddle buddy
i think i broke my cat y’all
February 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
i think i broke my cat y’all
just got an offer from my job for a permanent full-time position
January 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
just got an offer from my job for a permanent full-time position
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pov: i grip your hair while you give me head
December 9, 2024 at 12:47 AM
pov: i grip your hair while you give me head
pov: i grip your hair while you give me head
December 9, 2024 at 12:47 AM
pov: i grip your hair while you give me head
FINALLY getting over this cold
December 3, 2024 at 12:58 PM
FINALLY getting over this cold
this is my first thanksgiving without my family’s soul food. time to kill myself
November 28, 2024 at 12:44 PM
this is my first thanksgiving without my family’s soul food. time to kill myself
reskeet with your top 4 sinnoh pokémon
the best generation ever 🫣
the best generation ever 🫣
November 28, 2024 at 12:37 AM
reskeet with your top 4 sinnoh pokémon
the best generation ever 🫣
the best generation ever 🫣
