Jake Drummond
@itsjakedrummond.bsky.social
Comic. Writer. TTRPG'er. Dingus.
LA
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Heyyyyy my health insurance premium more than doubled for next year and I can no longer afford it!
Way to hold the line there @schumer.senate.gov you spineless fuckwad coward. Rot in hell.
Way to hold the line there @schumer.senate.gov you spineless fuckwad coward. Rot in hell.
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Heyyyyy my health insurance premium more than doubled for next year and I can no longer afford it!
Way to hold the line there @schumer.senate.gov you spineless fuckwad coward. Rot in hell.
Way to hold the line there @schumer.senate.gov you spineless fuckwad coward. Rot in hell.
Trump: "‘Cause he’s my best friend, he’s my pal. He’s my home-boy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Trump: "‘Cause he’s my best friend, he’s my pal. He’s my home-boy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."
Just a quick blanket disclaimer that if I catch any of y'all with an iPhone Pocket, I will roast you into the stratosphere.
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Just a quick blanket disclaimer that if I catch any of y'all with an iPhone Pocket, I will roast you into the stratosphere.
The best part of waking up today is knowing that somewhere out there, Michael Rappaport is absolutely livid and throwing a tantrum like a crybaby dork.
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The best part of waking up today is knowing that somewhere out there, Michael Rappaport is absolutely livid and throwing a tantrum like a crybaby dork.
I just sneezed and burped at the same time. It feels like my body just did a factory reset, but in a bad way.
October 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I just sneezed and burped at the same time. It feels like my body just did a factory reset, but in a bad way.
Got raptured. It sucks up here. Everyone's boring and all they have to drink is room temperature Diet Rite. Send me back.
September 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Got raptured. It sucks up here. Everyone's boring and all they have to drink is room temperature Diet Rite. Send me back.
Sure, I guess when observed through the lens of christo-fascist capitalism, I see how it would be "radical" of me to think everyone should just get what they need for modern, dignified survival without caring if they "earned it".
I'm still gonna think that. I can just see their sad lil' flowchart.
I'm still gonna think that. I can just see their sad lil' flowchart.
September 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Sure, I guess when observed through the lens of christo-fascist capitalism, I see how it would be "radical" of me to think everyone should just get what they need for modern, dignified survival without caring if they "earned it".
I'm still gonna think that. I can just see their sad lil' flowchart.
I'm still gonna think that. I can just see their sad lil' flowchart.
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They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.
moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot.
one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.
one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.
September 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.
Whole lotta "you calling me an asshole for using a slur is infringing on my rights" dipshits being awfully quiet right now.
September 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Whole lotta "you calling me an asshole for using a slur is infringing on my rights" dipshits being awfully quiet right now.
"Political violence has no place in our society" - The leaders of a society that has spent centuries regularly committing atrocities of political violence as easily as a baby shits their pants
September 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"Political violence has no place in our society" - The leaders of a society that has spent centuries regularly committing atrocities of political violence as easily as a baby shits their pants
I genuinely think a lot of podcasters should get Billy Madison'd and have to do all of school again to earn their equipment back.
August 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I genuinely think a lot of podcasters should get Billy Madison'd and have to do all of school again to earn their equipment back.
I just housed a large iced coffee and will be out of my house for the next three hours with no guarantee of bathroom access.
A dangerous game is afoot.
A dangerous game is afoot.
July 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I just housed a large iced coffee and will be out of my house for the next three hours with no guarantee of bathroom access.
A dangerous game is afoot.
A dangerous game is afoot.
My favorite argument against universal healthcare is when they try to cite long wait times in other countries as a mark against it, as if we don't already have that too.
"There's long waits either way, so in that case, might as well pick the system that charges a monthly thumb-twiddling fee."
"There's long waits either way, so in that case, might as well pick the system that charges a monthly thumb-twiddling fee."
July 10, 2025 at 6:38 AM
My favorite argument against universal healthcare is when they try to cite long wait times in other countries as a mark against it, as if we don't already have that too.
"There's long waits either way, so in that case, might as well pick the system that charges a monthly thumb-twiddling fee."
"There's long waits either way, so in that case, might as well pick the system that charges a monthly thumb-twiddling fee."
We are all werewolves with God's chinese menu in our hand.
July 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
We are all werewolves with God's chinese menu in our hand.
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all!
July 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all!
This is what I mean when I say I "got that dog in me" #dimension20
June 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This is what I mean when I say I "got that dog in me" #dimension20
So, people who say socialism can't work because "greed is human nature" are just telling on themselves, right?
June 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
So, people who say socialism can't work because "greed is human nature" are just telling on themselves, right?
It's time for a big laundry day, for as the French say, I am *smokes long cigarette* "l'out of underwear"
June 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It's time for a big laundry day, for as the French say, I am *smokes long cigarette* "l'out of underwear"
"Won't the billionaires and corporations just leave NYC if a socialist is mayor?"
Of course they won't. They like cocaine too much.
Of course they won't. They like cocaine too much.
June 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"Won't the billionaires and corporations just leave NYC if a socialist is mayor?"
Of course they won't. They like cocaine too much.
Of course they won't. They like cocaine too much.
If AI was truly as great as tech bros think it is, it would've remade the entire Star Wars saga with Paul Lynde as Palpatine by now.
June 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If AI was truly as great as tech bros think it is, it would've remade the entire Star Wars saga with Paul Lynde as Palpatine by now.
Embarking on my iconic Sunday morning constitutional to go scowl at the cops in my local bagel shop.
June 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Embarking on my iconic Sunday morning constitutional to go scowl at the cops in my local bagel shop.
My roommate has been suggesting lately that I could improve my mental health by not letting my life and actions be so frequently driven by spite and vengeance and he'll pay for ever saying that about me.
June 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
My roommate has been suggesting lately that I could improve my mental health by not letting my life and actions be so frequently driven by spite and vengeance and he'll pay for ever saying that about me.
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any asshole off the street can complete some morning calisthenics. bob seger was right, it’s more important to work on your night moves
June 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
any asshole off the street can complete some morning calisthenics. bob seger was right, it’s more important to work on your night moves
Happy Father's Day and 26th anniversary of Smooth by Rob Thomas feat. Santana to all
June 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Happy Father's Day and 26th anniversary of Smooth by Rob Thomas feat. Santana to all
Hey there, patriot! Let's do a fill-in-the-blank:
"At the Boston Tea Party; an event that I, a self-proclaimed patriot, celebrate as a shining example of "peaceful resistance", the tea that was dumped (and thereby ___ ) was the ___ of the East India Company, a private business entity."
"At the Boston Tea Party; an event that I, a self-proclaimed patriot, celebrate as a shining example of "peaceful resistance", the tea that was dumped (and thereby ___ ) was the ___ of the East India Company, a private business entity."
June 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Hey there, patriot! Let's do a fill-in-the-blank:
"At the Boston Tea Party; an event that I, a self-proclaimed patriot, celebrate as a shining example of "peaceful resistance", the tea that was dumped (and thereby ___ ) was the ___ of the East India Company, a private business entity."
"At the Boston Tea Party; an event that I, a self-proclaimed patriot, celebrate as a shining example of "peaceful resistance", the tea that was dumped (and thereby ___ ) was the ___ of the East India Company, a private business entity."