J-Dave
@j-dave.bsky.social
CA lawyer. Almost social. Almost gifted. Almost retired. Still learning new tricks. Disobedient in advance and at most other times too.
"PAM: Don't forget to call Raskin a washed up loser lawyer! You know I'll be watching! -- President DJT"
February 12, 2026 at 2:02 AM
"PAM: Don't forget to call Raskin a washed up loser lawyer! You know I'll be watching! -- President DJT"
On the bright side, the Department of War did completely wipe out a big gender reveal out in Wesf Texas
February 12, 2026 at 12:13 AM
On the bright side, the Department of War did completely wipe out a big gender reveal out in Wesf Texas
He's edging ever closer to "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain"
February 11, 2026 at 11:31 PM
He's edging ever closer to "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain"
If stupendous = stupid + tremendously then OK
February 11, 2026 at 11:30 PM
If stupendous = stupid + tremendously then OK
Just like you don't have Covid cases if you don't test for them
February 11, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Just like you don't have Covid cases if you don't test for them
And Trump bringing Bill Clinton accusers to his Hillary debate was an alltime foreshadowing projection
February 11, 2026 at 4:42 PM
And Trump bringing Bill Clinton accusers to his Hillary debate was an alltime foreshadowing projection
He got a Big Gulp in a Stanley cup once and thinks hockey teams play for thrm
February 11, 2026 at 3:08 AM
He got a Big Gulp in a Stanley cup once and thinks hockey teams play for thrm
Just wait till they hear about "Louie Louie"
February 10, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Just wait till they hear about "Louie Louie"
"Didn't inhale" times a billion
February 10, 2026 at 3:19 PM
"Didn't inhale" times a billion
In their defense, even they knew Vanilla Ice was a bad idea
February 9, 2026 at 3:16 AM
In their defense, even they knew Vanilla Ice was a bad idea
The only way Bad Bunny could have topped it is if he had a Nobel to give to Liam
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
The only way Bad Bunny could have topped it is if he had a Nobel to give to Liam
"Affront" is a Miller tell if there ever was one
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
"Affront" is a Miller tell if there ever was one
Qanon's Razor says: exactly
February 8, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Qanon's Razor says: exactly
Hey, you know the three bedrock elements of any news story: what, where, and when. Who and why are for nitpickers
February 7, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Hey, you know the three bedrock elements of any news story: what, where, and when. Who and why are for nitpickers
And no less innocent too!
February 7, 2026 at 2:19 AM
And no less innocent too!
Interrupttion to deflection to delusion. He's got that play down pat
February 7, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Interrupttion to deflection to delusion. He's got that play down pat
Tip for legacy media: "Fake" from this regime does not mean untrue, it means Trump can't face it
February 6, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Tip for legacy media: "Fake" from this regime does not mean untrue, it means Trump can't face it
Has he tweeted thanks to everyone for yelling "Uuuuuusha!" yet
February 6, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Has he tweeted thanks to everyone for yelling "Uuuuuusha!" yet
The presumption of regularity was set in stone and Trump managed to erode it to nothing in just 12 1/2 months
February 6, 2026 at 9:51 PM
The presumption of regularity was set in stone and Trump managed to erode it to nothing in just 12 1/2 months
"Well, we couldn't keep that Abrego Garcia guy buried in El Salvador so we needed another case to show what total heartless assholes we are and hey, an adorable 5-year-old -- we can't pick a more sympathetic target than that now can we?"
February 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
"Well, we couldn't keep that Abrego Garcia guy buried in El Salvador so we needed another case to show what total heartless assholes we are and hey, an adorable 5-year-old -- we can't pick a more sympathetic target than that now can we?"
He showed them the right answer on immunity and they stiffed him
February 6, 2026 at 1:36 AM
He showed them the right answer on immunity and they stiffed him
In his mind they're all praying to him and he's not wrong
February 5, 2026 at 3:00 PM
In his mind they're all praying to him and he's not wrong
They're the Washington Post Mortem now
February 5, 2026 at 4:33 AM
They're the Washington Post Mortem now
As of today they are the Washington Post Mortem
February 5, 2026 at 12:54 AM
As of today they are the Washington Post Mortem