JackieDaytona
@jackiedgaming.bsky.social
I play games and know things.
Sometimes I stream: https://www.twitch.tv/jackiedaytonanhb
I also make things: www.crowforged.etsy.com
Sometimes I stream: https://www.twitch.tv/jackiedaytonanhb
I also make things: www.crowforged.etsy.com
Everytime I get concerned my current vape pen doesn't do shit, I just review my footage from the night before.
I just watched myself go from rapid, accurate threat assessment and a 3:1 K/D ratio in Chivalry 2 to basically drooling, holding W, and getting my head staved in on contact in 3 matches.
I just watched myself go from rapid, accurate threat assessment and a 3:1 K/D ratio in Chivalry 2 to basically drooling, holding W, and getting my head staved in on contact in 3 matches.
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Everytime I get concerned my current vape pen doesn't do shit, I just review my footage from the night before.
I just watched myself go from rapid, accurate threat assessment and a 3:1 K/D ratio in Chivalry 2 to basically drooling, holding W, and getting my head staved in on contact in 3 matches.
I just watched myself go from rapid, accurate threat assessment and a 3:1 K/D ratio in Chivalry 2 to basically drooling, holding W, and getting my head staved in on contact in 3 matches.
A bastard with my bastard file.
Had to put it back in the drawer. I needed to retip my bush knife today and he refuses to leave it alone... and he decided to chew on it which is a no go.
Had to put it back in the drawer. I needed to retip my bush knife today and he refuses to leave it alone... and he decided to chew on it which is a no go.
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
A bastard with my bastard file.
Had to put it back in the drawer. I needed to retip my bush knife today and he refuses to leave it alone... and he decided to chew on it which is a no go.
Had to put it back in the drawer. I needed to retip my bush knife today and he refuses to leave it alone... and he decided to chew on it which is a no go.
I now have 140 hours in Warframe and I'm up to date on the story.
I still have no damn idea what the hell is going on half the time but it satisfies a weird part of my ADHD brain pretty well so there's that at least.
I still have no damn idea what the hell is going on half the time but it satisfies a weird part of my ADHD brain pretty well so there's that at least.
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I now have 140 hours in Warframe and I'm up to date on the story.
I still have no damn idea what the hell is going on half the time but it satisfies a weird part of my ADHD brain pretty well so there's that at least.
I still have no damn idea what the hell is going on half the time but it satisfies a weird part of my ADHD brain pretty well so there's that at least.
I kind of expect my recently used apps to not include an AI program that was backdoor installed with the last Android update.
It displays four apps, I use 8-12 apps daily. Why the hell is it there?
It displays four apps, I use 8-12 apps daily. Why the hell is it there?
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I kind of expect my recently used apps to not include an AI program that was backdoor installed with the last Android update.
It displays four apps, I use 8-12 apps daily. Why the hell is it there?
It displays four apps, I use 8-12 apps daily. Why the hell is it there?
Well, we had a good pan for... two weeks.
Just walked into the kitchen and started coughing like crazy, looked over and the brand new 12" skillet is in front of my 15 year old goddaughter with the heat set to high.
I've had this talk way too many fucking times with the kids.
Just walked into the kitchen and started coughing like crazy, looked over and the brand new 12" skillet is in front of my 15 year old goddaughter with the heat set to high.
I've had this talk way too many fucking times with the kids.
November 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Well, we had a good pan for... two weeks.
Just walked into the kitchen and started coughing like crazy, looked over and the brand new 12" skillet is in front of my 15 year old goddaughter with the heat set to high.
I've had this talk way too many fucking times with the kids.
Just walked into the kitchen and started coughing like crazy, looked over and the brand new 12" skillet is in front of my 15 year old goddaughter with the heat set to high.
I've had this talk way too many fucking times with the kids.
Big changes coming for me.
I'm replacing my normal vegetable mixture for breakfast/lunch with my abuela's pico de gallo.
God, when did I get so boring.
I'm replacing my normal vegetable mixture for breakfast/lunch with my abuela's pico de gallo.
God, when did I get so boring.
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Big changes coming for me.
I'm replacing my normal vegetable mixture for breakfast/lunch with my abuela's pico de gallo.
God, when did I get so boring.
I'm replacing my normal vegetable mixture for breakfast/lunch with my abuela's pico de gallo.
God, when did I get so boring.
I am begging the left to quit throwing haymakers on unsuspecting Nazis.
Please learn to plant your feet, step in to engage, and pivot from the hips while throwing a hook.
These wet noodle punches are emotionally satisfying but a grown ass man should be knocking people out with a sucker punch.
Please learn to plant your feet, step in to engage, and pivot from the hips while throwing a hook.
These wet noodle punches are emotionally satisfying but a grown ass man should be knocking people out with a sucker punch.
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I am begging the left to quit throwing haymakers on unsuspecting Nazis.
Please learn to plant your feet, step in to engage, and pivot from the hips while throwing a hook.
These wet noodle punches are emotionally satisfying but a grown ass man should be knocking people out with a sucker punch.
Please learn to plant your feet, step in to engage, and pivot from the hips while throwing a hook.
These wet noodle punches are emotionally satisfying but a grown ass man should be knocking people out with a sucker punch.
Remembered how we used to play with those little plastic army men when I was a kid. BB guns, firecrackers, and for some dumb reason Nerf blasters(to simulate tanks and bazookas) were involved in a turn based format.
Miniature games would be a lot cooler if they were based on my 9 year old rules.
Miniature games would be a lot cooler if they were based on my 9 year old rules.
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Remembered how we used to play with those little plastic army men when I was a kid. BB guns, firecrackers, and for some dumb reason Nerf blasters(to simulate tanks and bazookas) were involved in a turn based format.
Miniature games would be a lot cooler if they were based on my 9 year old rules.
Miniature games would be a lot cooler if they were based on my 9 year old rules.
Just had a slapping match with my cat over the top of my monitor. No one got hurt, but he lost.
I could, in theory, just put this stuff away, but he moved the driver that I use for my pocket knife and screeched at me when I took it back.
Dammit cat, desk stuff is serious stuff.
I could, in theory, just put this stuff away, but he moved the driver that I use for my pocket knife and screeched at me when I took it back.
Dammit cat, desk stuff is serious stuff.
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Just had a slapping match with my cat over the top of my monitor. No one got hurt, but he lost.
I could, in theory, just put this stuff away, but he moved the driver that I use for my pocket knife and screeched at me when I took it back.
Dammit cat, desk stuff is serious stuff.
I could, in theory, just put this stuff away, but he moved the driver that I use for my pocket knife and screeched at me when I took it back.
Dammit cat, desk stuff is serious stuff.
Holy misleading headline.
Chick's name is Dixie. Examples given include a dick joke and a pixie joke. It's an easy name to make fun of.
But use kids being assholes, which is a constant truth, to blame woke.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...
Chick's name is Dixie. Examples given include a dick joke and a pixie joke. It's an easy name to make fun of.
But use kids being assholes, which is a constant truth, to blame woke.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...
MSN
www.msn.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Holy misleading headline.
Chick's name is Dixie. Examples given include a dick joke and a pixie joke. It's an easy name to make fun of.
But use kids being assholes, which is a constant truth, to blame woke.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...
Chick's name is Dixie. Examples given include a dick joke and a pixie joke. It's an easy name to make fun of.
But use kids being assholes, which is a constant truth, to blame woke.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...
Dad: "Hey, my laptop is acting weird it's doing [a bunch of ridiculous shit]."
Me: FFS, just use PornHub like a normal person, dad. What'd you do to fix it?
Him: Windows Defender didn't find anything so I got into RegEdit and...
Me: Just factory reset and quit fucking with the backend.
Me: FFS, just use PornHub like a normal person, dad. What'd you do to fix it?
Him: Windows Defender didn't find anything so I got into RegEdit and...
Me: Just factory reset and quit fucking with the backend.
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Dad: "Hey, my laptop is acting weird it's doing [a bunch of ridiculous shit]."
Me: FFS, just use PornHub like a normal person, dad. What'd you do to fix it?
Him: Windows Defender didn't find anything so I got into RegEdit and...
Me: Just factory reset and quit fucking with the backend.
Me: FFS, just use PornHub like a normal person, dad. What'd you do to fix it?
Him: Windows Defender didn't find anything so I got into RegEdit and...
Me: Just factory reset and quit fucking with the backend.
I am consistently amazed the "elites" send less coherent e-mails than I do when bitching at customer service or negotiating a contract. 90% of the time, people type roughly the same back.
Even at my most informal, I put out better e-mails than that.
Illiterate morons are in charge of everything.
Even at my most informal, I put out better e-mails than that.
Illiterate morons are in charge of everything.
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I am consistently amazed the "elites" send less coherent e-mails than I do when bitching at customer service or negotiating a contract. 90% of the time, people type roughly the same back.
Even at my most informal, I put out better e-mails than that.
Illiterate morons are in charge of everything.
Even at my most informal, I put out better e-mails than that.
Illiterate morons are in charge of everything.
Goddamn did I forget how good homemade pico de gallo is.
It's been a long time since the folks I live with are hella white and buy most of the groceries and I'm usually just getting basics for breakfast/lunch.
Did tacos last night. Had some pico left over and put it on breakfast.
11/10
It's been a long time since the folks I live with are hella white and buy most of the groceries and I'm usually just getting basics for breakfast/lunch.
Did tacos last night. Had some pico left over and put it on breakfast.
11/10
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Goddamn did I forget how good homemade pico de gallo is.
It's been a long time since the folks I live with are hella white and buy most of the groceries and I'm usually just getting basics for breakfast/lunch.
Did tacos last night. Had some pico left over and put it on breakfast.
11/10
It's been a long time since the folks I live with are hella white and buy most of the groceries and I'm usually just getting basics for breakfast/lunch.
Did tacos last night. Had some pico left over and put it on breakfast.
11/10
Been listening to my godson rage at a game for like an hour. I'm far too lazy to go tell him to shut the fuck up and quit slamming things.
But from here on out, I'll be calling him "skill issue."
But from here on out, I'll be calling him "skill issue."
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Been listening to my godson rage at a game for like an hour. I'm far too lazy to go tell him to shut the fuck up and quit slamming things.
But from here on out, I'll be calling him "skill issue."
But from here on out, I'll be calling him "skill issue."
I once told a vet that my cat would only respond to Thaddeus Meowmere the IVth, which is his name in the paperwork. I called him that the entire time I was there and showed how loyal he was before leaving him for his shots.
When I came back I just said "Oi, shitbag" and he immediately ran to me.
When I came back I just said "Oi, shitbag" and he immediately ran to me.
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I once told a vet that my cat would only respond to Thaddeus Meowmere the IVth, which is his name in the paperwork. I called him that the entire time I was there and showed how loyal he was before leaving him for his shots.
When I came back I just said "Oi, shitbag" and he immediately ran to me.
When I came back I just said "Oi, shitbag" and he immediately ran to me.
Still kind of hard to believe this is a one man project.
Also, that skeleton waiter/butler/whatever made me giggle.
Also, that skeleton waiter/butler/whatever made me giggle.
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Still kind of hard to believe this is a one man project.
Also, that skeleton waiter/butler/whatever made me giggle.
Also, that skeleton waiter/butler/whatever made me giggle.
Gedonia 2 is amazing.
The first one was great, but I'm really looking forward to see where this one goes in the future. I played the first from EA onwards and the second is already an improvement over the first.
The first one was great, but I'm really looking forward to see where this one goes in the future. I played the first from EA onwards and the second is already an improvement over the first.
November 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Gedonia 2 is amazing.
The first one was great, but I'm really looking forward to see where this one goes in the future. I played the first from EA onwards and the second is already an improvement over the first.
The first one was great, but I'm really looking forward to see where this one goes in the future. I played the first from EA onwards and the second is already an improvement over the first.
It's that time of year again.
I had 46 stitches behind my left knee a few years back. 23 internal, 23 external, I was less than a millimeter off the tendon.
I've mostly countered the atrophy.
But it still hurts like hell when it gets cold.
I had 46 stitches behind my left knee a few years back. 23 internal, 23 external, I was less than a millimeter off the tendon.
I've mostly countered the atrophy.
But it still hurts like hell when it gets cold.
November 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It's that time of year again.
I had 46 stitches behind my left knee a few years back. 23 internal, 23 external, I was less than a millimeter off the tendon.
I've mostly countered the atrophy.
But it still hurts like hell when it gets cold.
I had 46 stitches behind my left knee a few years back. 23 internal, 23 external, I was less than a millimeter off the tendon.
I've mostly countered the atrophy.
But it still hurts like hell when it gets cold.
Shout out to my biggest hater (the hip I dislocated showing off for a girlfriend when I was 16.)
November 5, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Shout out to my biggest hater (the hip I dislocated showing off for a girlfriend when I was 16.)
I feel fantastic since I cleaned up my diet.
The problem is that now I can't eat literal fistfuls of candy all afternoon without ill effects.
Bastard human body. I just wanted to eat all of the discounted Halloween candy I got in like three days, not feel like shit doing so.
The problem is that now I can't eat literal fistfuls of candy all afternoon without ill effects.
Bastard human body. I just wanted to eat all of the discounted Halloween candy I got in like three days, not feel like shit doing so.
November 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I feel fantastic since I cleaned up my diet.
The problem is that now I can't eat literal fistfuls of candy all afternoon without ill effects.
Bastard human body. I just wanted to eat all of the discounted Halloween candy I got in like three days, not feel like shit doing so.
The problem is that now I can't eat literal fistfuls of candy all afternoon without ill effects.
Bastard human body. I just wanted to eat all of the discounted Halloween candy I got in like three days, not feel like shit doing so.
We had some flooding, so I guess Halloween comes around tomorrow.
To be fair, the water is pretty low here where they actually shut down the street... but it's backed up sewer from high tides, not rainwater so...
My proposed plan of, "let's just keep the candy, fuck them kids" was out-voted.
To be fair, the water is pretty low here where they actually shut down the street... but it's backed up sewer from high tides, not rainwater so...
My proposed plan of, "let's just keep the candy, fuck them kids" was out-voted.
October 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
We had some flooding, so I guess Halloween comes around tomorrow.
To be fair, the water is pretty low here where they actually shut down the street... but it's backed up sewer from high tides, not rainwater so...
My proposed plan of, "let's just keep the candy, fuck them kids" was out-voted.
To be fair, the water is pretty low here where they actually shut down the street... but it's backed up sewer from high tides, not rainwater so...
My proposed plan of, "let's just keep the candy, fuck them kids" was out-voted.
What stupid asshole decided that all streaming services need to have the "Continue Watching" stuff under the fold?
I just want to talk.
I just want to talk.
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
What stupid asshole decided that all streaming services need to have the "Continue Watching" stuff under the fold?
I just want to talk.
I just want to talk.
Finally getting around to watching Preacher. I read the comics... forever ago.
The intro to S1E6 might be one of jmy favorite fight scenes ever.
The intro to S1E6 might be one of jmy favorite fight scenes ever.
October 31, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Finally getting around to watching Preacher. I read the comics... forever ago.
The intro to S1E6 might be one of jmy favorite fight scenes ever.
The intro to S1E6 might be one of jmy favorite fight scenes ever.
Throwback to the time some dude I barely knew came over to smoke weed, opened my minifridge while I was taking a piss, and chugged a water bottle that had about 12 strong doses of psychedelic cactus alkaloids in it to cure his dry mouth.
"That water tasted weird."
"That water tasted weird."
October 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Throwback to the time some dude I barely knew came over to smoke weed, opened my minifridge while I was taking a piss, and chugged a water bottle that had about 12 strong doses of psychedelic cactus alkaloids in it to cure his dry mouth.
"That water tasted weird."
"That water tasted weird."
Is there any joy comparable to completely filling a notepad, journal, or notebook?
I think not.
One more to-do list left and then I get to use a brand new notepad. I finished a whole ass journal earlier this year but I'd had that since 2019.
Then I tuck it in a drawer and forget it ever existed.
I think not.
One more to-do list left and then I get to use a brand new notepad. I finished a whole ass journal earlier this year but I'd had that since 2019.
Then I tuck it in a drawer and forget it ever existed.
October 29, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Is there any joy comparable to completely filling a notepad, journal, or notebook?
I think not.
One more to-do list left and then I get to use a brand new notepad. I finished a whole ass journal earlier this year but I'd had that since 2019.
Then I tuck it in a drawer and forget it ever existed.
I think not.
One more to-do list left and then I get to use a brand new notepad. I finished a whole ass journal earlier this year but I'd had that since 2019.
Then I tuck it in a drawer and forget it ever existed.