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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe)
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Renaissance Man (depending on your definition of renaissance). I also have A Substack From A Guy Named Joe and produce a podcast (who doesn't?!) called DB COMEDY PRESENTS THE ELECTABLES. I was banned from Twitter for offending racists years ago ...
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 3h
THE BENCHES CLEARED IN GAME SEVEN OF A WORLD SERIES?!

THIS IS AWESOME (clap clap clap clap clap)!
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 16h
This is Trump …
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 1d
PICTURED: Jennings showing us what he does whenever he visits Trump.
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 2d
It's The Day Before Halloween, Two Days Before Extra Hour Sleep Night, and So Much Happening, here's an effort to pull it together and find hope - and it's there, y'all! Just help each other - but first read, like, subscribe, recommend, leave a tip, and then let's GO, peeps. (Thanks for reading!)
NATIONAL CHECKLIST DAY UPDATES
Whether You Use Boxes, Bullet Points, Dashes, or Write Item by Item and Slash Each Item Off As They're Done - Hooray for Checklists!
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 2d
I am now starting my to root for Sliwa to beat Cuomo, too …
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 3d
Look at that extra wad of fat on his right side ...
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 4d
There's a little bit of venting to go along with the regular snark about disasters natural and man-made ... and international updates, excellent online game from AOC, and a Game for the Ages last night. Give it a read and like, spread, subscribe, tip, or pay for a subscription! Thanks - GET PISSED!
INTERNATIONAL ANIMATION DAY UPDATES
Celebrate by Watching Your Favorite Bugs Bunny or Pixar or Wallace and Gromit Short and Eating Chocolate – because it’s also National Chocolate Day!
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 4d
When that all inevitably crashes I will laugh SO HARD at the failsons!
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 5d
Ah ... well, that was some insider baseball I was not aware of. Thanks!
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 5d
... "destroy the flood?"
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 5d
AND to protect all the pedophiles in the Epstein Files. Don't forget that.
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 6d
An assessment of the Government Shutdown (hint: they mean it) along with stuff on Canada, Argentina, ICE, street resistance, and explorations on what to do next. Plus the usuals - so read, like, spread the word, leave a tip, subscribe - any and/or all. Never expected, always appreciated!
NATIONAL FINANCIAL CRIMEFIGHTER DAY UPDATES
It’s an Abacus … It’s an Excel Sheet … it’s NATIONAL CRIMEFIGHTER! Beware of his/hert Audit of Justice and Underpayments, Accountant Miscreants!
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 7d
Nazis B Touchy!
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 7d
“Get a real penis” might be good too …
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 8d
I know … I just want his body to finish the job it’s been doing to his brain matter in spite of everything they’re pumping into his carcass to keep it animated …
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 8d
It it’s indictments, they will be clownish, amateur, idiotic, and laughed out of court …
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 9d
More literal fallout from the destruction of the East Wing - and what they are actually renovating). Plus news on faux news, lelection updates, on- and off-court NBA updates, and this weekend at the (BRUUUCE!) movies. Plus the usuals. Like, subscribe, recommend, TIP, pay for a subscription - THANKS!
TV TALK SHOW HOST DAY UPDATES
From Early Morning to Late Night, from Co-Hosts Galore to Solo Monologuists, and from Live to Streaming – A Genre That Ain’t Going Nowheres!
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 10d
Following Dear Leader’s - well, Russ Vought’s - orders …
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 11d
Man, if Massie could find five other members to flip parties for this term ...
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 11d
For every action there is a reaction, so as Trump smarts from No Kings and reels in the courts and overseas, we document his responses in today's Update. Plus, SPORTS and humming an iconic tune or two - so DO IT! Read and like and subscribe and recommend and pay subscribe or leave a tip! Thanks!
AMERICAN FROG DAY UPDATES
All Hail Our New Inflatable Overlords of The Resistance – and His/Her Court: The Inflatable Chicken, Giraffe, Pikachu, Raccoon, and Unicorn!
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 11d
Mr. WetFart here - and all of Team Trump - have zero idea what exists outside their bubble, don't they? Opposition is hardening against them. That was what this past weekend said. They're doomed and they don't have a clue yet ...
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 12d
While I was hoping Seattle would make it for the first time, this is kind of a win-win World Series politically ... either the title goes out of the country to Toronto, or it goes to L.A. and all their multinational glory that Dear Leader can't stand ...
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 12d
I stand corrected! (Maybe she can hang out with that fifth-place anti-Trans loser?)
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 13d
They're just red-assed knowing Fitzgerald can Zoom in and destroy Miss Colorado in the court room ...
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Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe) @jafedorko.bsky.social · 13d
It's the No Kings post-game you've all been waiting for! What happened, who is happy, who is NOT happy, and what can and/or should happen next to build on A Good Day. Plus the usual stuff! Like and free subscribe and recommend and leave a literal or subscription tip. Enjoy and Thanks for Reading!
NATIONAL NEW FRIENDS DAY UPDATES
Introduce Your Friends to This Substack and Help Me Celebrate This Holiday!
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