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Jailain
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Black | New Yorker | Georgetown Hoya
Crash out Knicks fan
Strategist | AI · Media · Comms

Opinions are mine; the news is doing its own thing.
SYBAU.

Progressives are the biggest group of losers in American politics because you're all cowardly racists.

No one respects cosplay-socialists.
Wow, projecting much? Dismissing voices of progress while defending a cult? Sounds like you’re just mad that change is happening! #MAGA is the real enemy here. #blueresistance
The Bernie Bros (AOC) subgroup is showing their asses again.

They're throwing temper tantrums because Jasmine Crockett is running for Senate in Texas.

That's a group whose opinion I'll never respect because they hate Black Women as much as MAGA does, but they're too cowardly to admit it.
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The Bernie Bros (AOC) subgroup is showing their asses again.

They're throwing temper tantrums because Jasmine Crockett is running for Senate in Texas.

That's a group whose opinion I'll never respect because they hate Black Women as much as MAGA does, but they're too cowardly to admit it.
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Yall gon find out that Black folks dont play about Jasmine Crockett.

Alright, goodnight
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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If ya'll didn't have a problem with Beto O'Rourke running for senate and losing, then running for governor and losing, then contemplating yet ANOTHER run for senate earlier this year, then ya'll can shut the fuck up about Jasmine Crockett taking her shot at it.
December 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Currently low profiling but I’m watching how people who claim to want younger fresher faces in the Democratic Party have a problem with Jasmine Crockett running for Senate. I see y’all…
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Bernie Sanders. Peter Thiel. Bill Maher.

All for different reasons.
That’s a new dinner party conversation: Who is someone that you hate so much that, if given the time, energy, and crew, you’d produce a 4-part documentary on them?
December 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Bari Weiss. Laura Loomer. Bill Maher.
That’s a new dinner party conversation: Who is someone that you hate so much that, if given the time, energy, and crew, you’d produce a 4-part documentary on them?
December 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
What's social media without brazen typos?
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Cats superior to dogs, I believe in cat supremacy. #Caturday
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
At some point the producer who decided this question was appropriate needs the hard drives to their computers checked.
CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files?

CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
November 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Being in my 30s, I have to own the mistake of choosing to move to Atlanta.

I absolutely hate it here, and I'm just itching to sell my house.
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Does anyone else think Atlanta Metro is its own thing compared to Georgia?

Without Altanta, Georgia's just Alabama.
November 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Bluesky, a reintroduction!

I’m an investigative reporter @chicagotribune.com covering big stories. Now focused on immigration. But I’ll take any tips about people being hurt by government, junk science, healthcare, business or anybody else. Reach out [email protected] or Signal grp.27
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Chuck Schumer should lose his job tomorrow morning.

People should start calling him to resign tomorrow morning.

Not step down as Senate Minority, resign entirely.
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
As a political party the way Democrats practice decorum in the face of fascism is akin to the violinist playing the violins while the Titanic sank.

8 of your own party members just voted to increase everyone's health care premiums.
Tonight, I am voting no on a procedural vote on an appropriations deal that would re-open the government. Since July, I have been clear: to earn my vote, Republicans would have to do something to bring down the cost of health care for working and middle-class Michiganders. (1/4)
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Fascism ALWAYS has allies.
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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yes hahaha yes
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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City Council President Mary Sheffield will be Detroit’s newest mayor and the first woman to lead the city.
City Council President Mary Sheffield wins election to become Detroit’s first female mayor
City Council President Mary Sheffield will be Detroit’s newest mayor and the first woman to lead the city.
trib.al
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Just give Bowen Yang his own show and let The Weekend Update be its own thing.

Nepotism did this SNL cast in.
October 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It's not the the audience, SNL is bad this season.

The writing is MID

And the new cast members have less charisma than we paint.
W ow, the SNL audience is incredibly dead tonight.
October 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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That cold open was the worst of the season so far. #SNL
October 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Don't waste your good edibles watching SNL this season, it's the new cast, not a comedian in sight.
a woman with a surprised look on her face
ALT: a woman with a surprised look on her face
media.tenor.com
October 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Everyday the people who slept through 2020 learn that the police are not their friends, they're overseers for the ultra wealthy.
State troopers are paid and controlled by the Governor and legislature.

It’s time for Pritzker to yank the funding of State Troopers in IL to do any activity in support of ICE.

Why the hell is any state entity working with ICE?
October 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM