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Jasmine Aziz
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🍁Author | “Sex & Samosas”
Shore Script's Winner TV 1/2 comedy pilot - “Here She Comes”
AFF Semifinalist - "The Judas Apocalypse"
Now here's 3 reasons why you need crotchless panties...
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Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · Jun 25
HERE SHE COMES

An introverted South Asian woman having the worst sex of her life falls ass-backwards into the adult toy biz much to the chagrin of her eccentric but traditional Indian family.

2 x TV Pilot Winner, Runner Up

#ScreenPit #Scriptsky #Co #Pi #div
Image of a brown south Asian woman, smiling coyly and holding a vibrator with an angry mother figure in the background, and her grinning stupid brother in the foreground. On the side are the accolades for the pilot HERE SHE COMES by Jasmine Aziz and Dan McNeil.
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To our @bluejays.com !!!

With 💙 from 🇨🇦!!!

#WANTITALL
November 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Since Joe Carter didn’t call us with the winning 50/50 ticket for Jays Care, let’s get back to getting our work out there 😜

THE LONG SHOT got a “recommend” from @shorescripts.bsky.social coverage!

Who doesn’t love a great horse racing movie? 🐎🎬🍿

#ScriptSky
danmcneilwrites.bsky.social 🍁 Dan McNeil @danmcneilwrites.bsky.social · 10d
THE LONG SHOT

Two brothers on the run from a Canadian mobster take the reins in a New York gangster’s audacious scheme to fix the 1924 King's Plate.

Based on a true story (sort of)

Shore Scripts recommend

#scriptsky #spec
Horse and jockey; THE LONG SHOT; Written by Dan McNeil and Jasmine Aziz; Two brothers on the run from a Canadian mobster take the reins in New York gangster's audacious scheme to fix the 1924 King's Plate; Based on a true story (sort of)
November 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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👇🏾footage of someone storing away the crate of Blue Jays World Series t-shirts 2025 winners that aren’t ever going to be worn this year 😭😭

Still, proud of the Jays.

Next year is around the corner…. 💫
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November 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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When the fight broke out during the World Series game my cute Indian mom scolded the players saying, “Calm your chuddies” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

#BlueJays
November 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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I change my comment. I think we need to bubble wrap ALL the Blue Jays 😳
jasmineaziz.bsky.social Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · 12d
I think we need to bubble wrap George Springer 😳
November 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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I think we need to bubble wrap George Springer 😳
November 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Bsky has crossed 40 million users, and I just need 20 of them to commission me to write a story for them this month.

(This could technically be 1 in a 2 million story 😆)

Want to read a sample? check the link.

#WritersLife ✍️ #WritingCommunity #AuthorSky #WriterSky #HireAWriter #Gift #BSNM
November 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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No matter the outcome of the World Series tonight, huge kudos to the Toronto Blue Jays entire team.

⚾They've shown class & integrity
⚾They play with heart
⚾They've brought Canada together even MORE

No matter what happens tonight, we are all here with you!

#BlueJays #GoJaysGo
Canadian flag with Blue Jays flag waving above the night time image of the Rogers Skydome. Word say, "Win or lose, we are with you. Through every pitch, every swing, every dream - Canada stands behind you." Picture from Facebook.
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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My adorable Indian mom keeps referring to Geddy Lee as my husbands “friend” every she sees him in the seats behind home plate 😜😜

Why? Because they’re both musicians so of course they’re friends ☺️

We wish 🤩😎

#bluejays
November 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Love this! We want it all!!

Even the pumpkin ball 😂

🎃⚾️

Go Jays Go!!

#BlueJays #WorldSeries
bromptonymous.ca Bromptonymous 🇨🇦 @bromptonymous.ca · 13d
Let’s go Blue Jays!!!
A white jack o lantern painted to look like a baseball with a knocked out face. A suspicious Mizuno Maple baseball bat sits beside it. Go Blue Jays!!!!
October 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Blue Jays
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2025
October 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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From my brilliant writer friend Waubgeshing Rice 👇

Go Jays Go!!

#BlueJays
Facebook post from Waubgeshing Rice. Blue background. Words say, "In case you're Indigenous and need another reason to cheer for the Blue Jays, Isiah Kiner-Falefa grew up in Hawaii with a Samoan dad and regularly returns home to teach Pacific island kids about baseball. Fist emoji.
October 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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‼️Halloween is officially cancelled in Canada!

It shall now be known as "We Want It All-oween!" 😀

#GoJaysGo #BlueJays
Spooky house background with Blue Jays logo in top right, baseball player silhouette at the bottom and the words reading, "We Want It All-oween" with the hashtag "Go Jays Go"
October 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, SAVAGE!!, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très!!!

As we say up here in Canada, he’s “ très (very)” amazing! 🇨🇦⚾️

#BlueJays
October 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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A Haiku for the Toronto Blue Jays:

Boys in blue play ball
Inspire hearts round the globe
The big win's in sight

Go Jays Go!!!

P.S. also try to finish early. We're hella tired 😆

#BlueJays
October 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Pic from the Blue Jays official page. If you read the subtext here, it’s got the spooky Halloween feels while also saying “We ain’t playing, bro. This game is ours!”

At least that’s what I’m reading into it ☺️

Go Jays Go!

#BlueJays
Dark imagery of a bird claw grasping a baseball.
October 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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I fully went through menopause by the time the World Series ump made that call on Varsho 🙄🙄
October 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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This is is the best thing on the internet today!

She be styling and we be winning tonight! ⚾️🧢

Go Jays Go!!

PS I want those shoes 😜

#BlueJays
South Asian woman in a white sari with the Blue Jays logo on it carrying a baseball Blue Jays bag and blue Blue Jays shoes. She’s at the stadium holding her arm up and smiling!
October 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Is no one going to talk about the fact that Colonel Sanders seems to have gotten primo seats at the World Series?

Is the lengths he’ll go to avoid the tariffs? 😂
Picture of screen capture of Blue Jays baseball game with an older white man in a white suit and black thin tie who strongly resembles Colonel Sanders.
October 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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An idea for the creatives at @chapmans.ca - WHEN the Blue Jays win the World Series, maybe you can make chocolate covered ice cream bars shaped like a Blue Jay? 🤤

My humble rendition here for you 🍦

#BlueJays
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October 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Watching pre-game banter before the Blue Jays game 2 of the World Series and I’m worried my mom’s fingers are going to fall off from “taking off the nazzar” 😝

Go Jays Go!!!
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October 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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The Dodgers look like someone just put 200% tariffs on home runs 😝😝

Go Jays Go!!!

#BlueJays
October 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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We met with a prominent manager who told us to sell holiday scripts for Hallmark/Lifetime before big stuff like THE JUDAS APOCALYPSE could be considered.

Not sure if ya'all agree with that but A HOLLY JOLLY FEUD was born from that meeting. Now we want to see it on the little screen 📺🎄

#ScriptSky
Image of Christmas wreath on top of two red and green stripes upon which is a shrugging South Asian woman in a white sweater and Santa hat as well as a handsome caucasian man in a holiday sweater holding his head. Two rival groups, one Christmas-crazed and one bitterly bah-humbug, battle for holiday dominance when a double booking turns their snowy retreat into a yuletide war zone. Title is "A Holly Jolly Feud" script by Jasmine Aziz and Dan McNeil.
October 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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How hard core of a Blue Jays fan is my cherubic Indian mom?

In the 90's she wouldn't cook for us if there was a game on so we bought her a mini tv for the kitchen so she could cheer them on while making curry.

She's SO ready for this again! And so are we!!! 😍

Go Jays Go!

#BlueJays
black mini tv with the Blue Jays logo on it.
October 24, 2025 at 11:20 AM