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Student: "Prof. Titus, what instrument do you play?"
J.Ti.: "Mostly Piano and Guitar, why?"
Student: "You strike me as a Trombonist."
J.Ti.: "Mostly Piano and Guitar, why?"
Student: "You strike me as a Trombonist."
Everybody organizing the Super Bowl knows that Sting sings in Spanish, right?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BITv...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BITv...
Ellas Danzan Solas (Cueca Solo)
YouTube video by Sting - Topic
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October 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Everybody organizing the Super Bowl knows that Sting sings in Spanish, right?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BITv...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BITv...
Sexy World Series Schedule
October 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Sexy World Series Schedule
October 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I cannot stop cackling about this one. HOF post.
Alexander Technique would be a great Pynchon character
October 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I cannot stop cackling about this one. HOF post.
Me: Just sent an email to audition for a Rush Tribute.
Peripheral Neuropathy:
Peripheral Neuropathy:
a man in a pink shirt and bow tie is standing in front of a table with a plate of food on it .
ALT: a man in a pink shirt and bow tie is standing in front of a table with a plate of food on it .
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August 22, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Me: Just sent an email to audition for a Rush Tribute.
Peripheral Neuropathy:
Peripheral Neuropathy:
Nuclear reactors on the moon? Do you want “Space 1999?” Because that’s how you get “Space 1999.”
August 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Nuclear reactors on the moon? Do you want “Space 1999?” Because that’s how you get “Space 1999.”
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If you were alive in the 1980s, this is among the most wonderful & truly incredible things you have ever witnessed in your lifetime.
July 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
If you were alive in the 1980s, this is among the most wonderful & truly incredible things you have ever witnessed in your lifetime.
In Middle School I wasn't allowed to stay up to watch SNL, so I learned all the Murphy/Piscopo/JLD/Kazurinski/Hall bits from my classmates at school. ("I'm Gumby Dammit!")
Fast-Forward 45 years and now I get all the latest "brain rot" memes from my kids' dinner table reenactments.
#PlusCaChange
Fast-Forward 45 years and now I get all the latest "brain rot" memes from my kids' dinner table reenactments.
#PlusCaChange
July 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
In Middle School I wasn't allowed to stay up to watch SNL, so I learned all the Murphy/Piscopo/JLD/Kazurinski/Hall bits from my classmates at school. ("I'm Gumby Dammit!")
Fast-Forward 45 years and now I get all the latest "brain rot" memes from my kids' dinner table reenactments.
#PlusCaChange
Fast-Forward 45 years and now I get all the latest "brain rot" memes from my kids' dinner table reenactments.
#PlusCaChange
A late night at a seedy cantina somewhere in a distant galaxy...
Dathon: "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra."
Picard: "Sally, When The Wine Runs Out."
D: "?????"
P: "I mean: Shaka, when the walls fell."
D: "Ahhhh. Temba, his arms wide."
P: "Thanks dude."
#PicardAndDathonAtHooligans
Dathon: "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra."
Picard: "Sally, When The Wine Runs Out."
D: "?????"
P: "I mean: Shaka, when the walls fell."
D: "Ahhhh. Temba, his arms wide."
P: "Thanks dude."
#PicardAndDathonAtHooligans
June 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
A late night at a seedy cantina somewhere in a distant galaxy...
Dathon: "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra."
Picard: "Sally, When The Wine Runs Out."
D: "?????"
P: "I mean: Shaka, when the walls fell."
D: "Ahhhh. Temba, his arms wide."
P: "Thanks dude."
#PicardAndDathonAtHooligans
Dathon: "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra."
Picard: "Sally, When The Wine Runs Out."
D: "?????"
P: "I mean: Shaka, when the walls fell."
D: "Ahhhh. Temba, his arms wide."
P: "Thanks dude."
#PicardAndDathonAtHooligans
If the Steelers sign Rodgers I swear I’m gonna go outside, rip off my Bradshaw throwback jersey and jump into a folding table.
#BillsMafiaInitiation
#BillsMafiaInitiation
May 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
If the Steelers sign Rodgers I swear I’m gonna go outside, rip off my Bradshaw throwback jersey and jump into a folding table.
#BillsMafiaInitiation
#BillsMafiaInitiation
Learning of the existence of the Peavey "Invective" series of amps has warmed this Slonimsky Fanboy's heart.
#SaintNicholas
#SaintNicholas
May 2, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Learning of the existence of the Peavey "Invective" series of amps has warmed this Slonimsky Fanboy's heart.
#SaintNicholas
#SaintNicholas
A person who recently treated me in somewhat shabby manner has been mildly inconvenienced (likely as a result of their own actions).
#Schadenfreude
#Schadenfreude
a cartoon character with fxnow written on the bottom of the screen
ALT: a cartoon character with fxnow written on the bottom of the screen
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May 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
A person who recently treated me in somewhat shabby manner has been mildly inconvenienced (likely as a result of their own actions).
#Schadenfreude
#Schadenfreude
I've been advised to start a podcast that's just my terrible Dad Jokes. Stay tuned for "DadPod," coming soon....
April 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I've been advised to start a podcast that's just my terrible Dad Jokes. Stay tuned for "DadPod," coming soon....
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
two men are standing next to each other with the words " it 's such a fine line between stupid and clever "
ALT: two men are standing next to each other with the words " it 's such a fine line between stupid and clever "
media.tenor.com
April 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
Auditioned a week ago for a Tom Petty tribute band and goddamit he was right: the waiting *is* the hardest part.
a close up of a man with long hair wearing a black jacket .
ALT: a close up of a man with long hair wearing a black jacket .
media.tenor.com
April 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Auditioned a week ago for a Tom Petty tribute band and goddamit he was right: the waiting *is* the hardest part.
Can confirm: I met my future wife at a gig where I was playing bass. She was also playing bass in the headlining act so it was kismet for sure. :)
My advice to disaffected young men is to get a squire p bass and join a band and your whole women only date rich guys reactionary politics vibe will seem pretty silly when a lady breaks up with her real estate boyfriend to date your broke ass
March 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Can confirm: I met my future wife at a gig where I was playing bass. She was also playing bass in the headlining act so it was kismet for sure. :)
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“keir this is poland, we just signed them. they spent over 4% of gdp on defense last year. their only flaw is they’re not deterred by mutually assured destruction”
March 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
“keir this is poland, we just signed them. they spent over 4% of gdp on defense last year. their only flaw is they’re not deterred by mutually assured destruction”
Had a dream last night where I was in a movie theater and Everyone was being *so noisy*-especially the two kids playing snare drums. In the last minute of the film I realized it was an audience participation sitch a la RHPS.
February 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Had a dream last night where I was in a movie theater and Everyone was being *so noisy*-especially the two kids playing snare drums. In the last minute of the film I realized it was an audience participation sitch a la RHPS.
January 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Announcing open auditions for my new Post-Cheugy Dadcore Band: "Don't Go There."
January 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Announcing open auditions for my new Post-Cheugy Dadcore Band: "Don't Go There."
Regrets, I've had a few. Today I'm regretting not ganking the copy of the source book for "Kittens, Inspired By Kittens" that was *just sitting there* in the free library at my Grandma's senior apartment complex.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8...
kittens inspired by kittens
YouTube video by blakekelly0
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January 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Regrets, I've had a few. Today I'm regretting not ganking the copy of the source book for "Kittens, Inspired By Kittens" that was *just sitting there* in the free library at my Grandma's senior apartment complex.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8...
Motion to start yelling "Firebird!!!!" at Symphony concerts.
December 15, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Motion to start yelling "Firebird!!!!" at Symphony concerts.
Surely somebody has called this migration an “X-odus”. Right?
December 5, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Surely somebody has called this migration an “X-odus”. Right?
November 13, 2024 at 12:34 PM