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Jasper
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✨an LA queen just livin’ life✨
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If you could, would you or would you not sit and watch Scream 2 with Luigi from Mario Brothers
Any vegetable juice drinkers in the timeline?

#ItDOESTasteGoodYoureJustWrong
January 27, 2025 at 10:27 AM
HEY I'm back hope everyone is doing well and is safe
January 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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HI I HAVE AN ABCESS IN MULTIPLE TEETH THATS GIVING ME BRAIN DAMAGE AND I CANNOT EAT FOOD OR HAVE SEX, ALONG WITH HAVING HEART PALPITATIONS AND BLOOD PRESSURE PROBLEMS, I CANT AFFORD A DENTIST OR A HOSPITAL, I’M IN DESPERATE NEED OF HELP

DO NOT IGNORE

I AM SCARED I WILL DIE www.paypal.me/sowidsnake
November 18, 2024 at 2:47 AM
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If you're a noted person, could you perhaps post something AND as Mark Hamill did, corroborate your account by posting the handle on your Instagram? Just a polite request so we don't end up following an imposter.

That would be so much appreciated!
November 18, 2024 at 10:51 AM
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is awesome #awesome
November 19, 2024 at 9:57 AM
Headache headache go away, I don’t want you any day ⛈️⛈️
November 19, 2024 at 9:53 AM
Any plans for Thanksgiving? Catching a turkey, befriending a turkey, getting chased by an angry turkey..
November 16, 2024 at 1:49 AM
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If you could, would you or would you not sit and watch Scream 2 with Luigi from Mario Brothers
November 9, 2024 at 9:02 AM
Wow, they really have it! Canned bread on Bluesky!
November 15, 2024 at 7:52 PM
hello hello goodnight goodnight 🌙
November 14, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Bluesky more like bsky
November 12, 2024 at 12:08 PM
If ghosts are hosts with the most, what is toast?
November 12, 2024 at 12:07 PM
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spirit phone🎉
#lemondemon
November 11, 2024 at 9:39 AM
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Bluesky can really take you back to this feeling sometimes lmao
October 20, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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October 21, 2024 at 10:32 AM
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I know everyone says this, but the amount of STUFF libraries have available digitally is just breathtaking. My library system here in Baton Rouge has thousands of Udemy courses available. And they're free! They're so free.

Libraries are cool. Librarians are cool. Support your libraries.
November 12, 2024 at 2:10 AM
If Goldfish crackers weren’t shaped like fish, what shape would ensure them to be just as popular? (Of course the name would then go on to match the shape)
November 12, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Any tea drinkers around? What’s your favorite tea(s)? I’m a fan of many, but ginger lemon can be quite refreshing I find

#SipTheTeaDontSpillIt
November 12, 2024 at 11:27 AM
Typed in “happy Monday” in the gifs search and got this
a purple cartoon character says happy monday on the bottom
ALT: a purple cartoon character says happy monday on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2024 at 10:25 AM
You guys excited to go to a Spirit Christmas store soon?
November 11, 2024 at 9:46 AM
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say you’re walking through a graveyard, and a ghoul pops out and grabs you by the shoulder blade. Do you

A. Scream outta your skin so you and your skeleton can safely escape

B. Spin around and sucker punch em real good

C. Shrivel up and accept the ghoulish end

D. Become the ghoul
November 9, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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Letterman: Recently I've tried something new, uh honoring the void
Paul: honoring the void!
Letterman: as personified in the uh the norse giants. uh worshipping the ol causeless unbeing. You heard of this?
Paul: can't say I have
Letterman: it is a hoot. Voy-duh.
Paul: unbeing!
July 10, 2023 at 5:13 AM
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oh nice they have both
April 6, 2024 at 1:09 PM
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I got bullied out of my chair by a little orange bastard
November 10, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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Pear Pals 🍐
October 27, 2024 at 8:52 PM