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Holly Jolly Uncle Ian 👼⭐️🎄

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Holly Jolly Uncle Ian 👼⭐️🎄 @jawabreaker.bsky.social · Jul 27

🎵This is not a song
This is a revival
A revival

This is not a death
This is us waking
This is a return back to life
Oh your life all I'm living for
Your life in my life oh it's life that I'm dying for🎵

Holly Jolly Uncle Ian 👼⭐️🎄 @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 10h

Zendaya

Holly Jolly Uncle Ian 👼⭐️🎄 @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 17h

Every time I think I have this adulting thing figured out, I do something embarrassing that I end up thinking about and cringing over for the rest of my life, like misgendering a 4 year old trick-or-treater.

In my defense, he had long curly hair and feminine features.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a plane

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a plane

media.tenor.com

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Holly Jolly Uncle Ian 👼⭐️🎄 @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 22h

More criminalization of the poor. This is their way to weed out the poor and people at risk of paying bills, which is 100% against the hipocratic oath. Disgusting.

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Holly Jolly Uncle Ian 👼⭐️🎄 @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 1d

Best kill of the movie.

🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃 @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 1d

I love that Laurie is screaming for help and the first house she goes to just shuts off the light. True millennial behavior

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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 1d

Arby's is serving people squirrel ankles and calling them steak nuggets.

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Holly Jolly Uncle Ian 👼⭐️🎄 @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 1d

A Halloween tradition unlike any other.

Holly Jolly Uncle Ian 👼⭐️🎄 @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 1d

This was the first Halloween movie I ever watched, and it says a lot about me. I was like 7, maybe, and Dad turned on the TV, not knowing what was on. As he watched to try to figure it out, I saw people put on pumpkin masks and their heads turn into rotting pumpkins. That image stayed with me.

justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 1d

It's time.

Holly Jolly Uncle Ian 👼⭐️🎄 @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 1d

It's weird to see myself aligning more theologically with the Pope than American Protestants nowadays.

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 1d

OH FUCK GEDDY LEE IS WEARING AN EFFIN BIRDS SHIRT AT THE WORLD SERIES

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Holly Jolly Uncle Ian 👼⭐️🎄 @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 1d

"How much candy can I eat before I fall into a diabetic coma." It's the scariest game of all.

Apogee Entertainment @apogeeent.com · 1d

Name a spooky game that’s become your Halloween tradition.

Holly Jolly Uncle Ian 👼⭐️🎄 @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 1d

This is the real way to carry out Jesus' teachings, not what the so-called "Moral Majority" Republicans are doing.

WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 1d

Love this….Manny’s Deli in Chicago will be feeding the community that needs help starting Monday….this is the way 💪 since our government/MAGAs want people to starve

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Holly Jolly Uncle Ian 👼⭐️🎄 @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 1d

Connections
Puzzle #873
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Not bad for the first day back in over a year. 🤣

Holly Jolly Uncle Ian 👼⭐️🎄 @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 1d

Got it in 3. I agree with Brent.

Holly Jolly Uncle Ian 👼⭐️🎄 @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 1d

That looks so good, Beth!!

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Holly Jolly Uncle Ian 👼⭐️🎄 @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 1d

Hatred?

Holly Jolly Uncle Ian 👼⭐️🎄 @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 1d

Back atcha

Holly Jolly Uncle Ian 👼⭐️🎄 @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 1d

a woman says he could be the one on a screen

ALT: a woman says he could be the one on a screen

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Holly Jolly Uncle Ian 👼⭐️🎄 @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 1d

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Meron @meronmonroe.blacksky.app · 1d

very excited to watch Stephen Miller’s biopic* with my faves tonight 🙂‍↕️

(Nosferatu*)

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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 1d

The courts had to step in and tell Donald Trump to feed the people. Let that sink in.

He was perfectly fine letting millions of Americans go hungry—in the middle of a shutdown that Republicans created.

Do what the judge said, Donald. Release the funds and stop playing with folks’ livelihoods.

Federal judge orders Trump administration to pay SNAP benefits out of contingency fund

The ruling came one day before funding for SNAP, more commonly known as food stamps, was set to lapse.

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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 1d

The Trump administration must obey the law.

Federal judges have been clear: release the contingency funds NOW.

Do not allow 42 million Americans to go hungry while billionaires get tax breaks.

The Associated Press @apnews.com · 1d

BREAKING: Judges order the federal government to use contingency funds for SNAP food aid payments during the shutdown.

Judges order the Trump administration to use contingency funds for SNAP payments during the shutdown

Two federal judge have ruled that the Trump administration must continue to fund the SNAP food aid program using contingency funds during the government shutdown.

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Holly Jolly Uncle Ian 👼⭐️🎄 @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 1d

Diroc swears it's the Jeff Fisher Curse.

Holly Jolly Uncle Ian 👼⭐️🎄 @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 1d

It's dictator-level, so it fits his aspirations.

Holly Jolly Uncle Ian 👼⭐️🎄 @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 1d

He prefers "Sdephen"

Holly Jolly Uncle Ian 👼⭐️🎄 @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 1d

...no...