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@jemme.bsky.social
spicy + savage • bêtise connoisseur
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Karen wants to speak to the manager of the UN.
September 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Karen wants to speak to the manager of the UN.
Hands down best icecream you can buy in UK supermarkets? Hackney Gelato. I’ll still go to Haagen for vanilla and dulce de leche and to Remeo for mango sorbet. Apart from that, HG all the way.
July 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Hands down best icecream you can buy in UK supermarkets? Hackney Gelato. I’ll still go to Haagen for vanilla and dulce de leche and to Remeo for mango sorbet. Apart from that, HG all the way.
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Some things I have seen tenor saxophone players take out of their bells this week:
- a folding instrument stand
- parts of a mouthpiece, wrapped in a towel
- a medium sized Contigo thermos mug
I expect rabbits or other rodents will be next.
- a folding instrument stand
- parts of a mouthpiece, wrapped in a towel
- a medium sized Contigo thermos mug
I expect rabbits or other rodents will be next.
April 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Good analogy of how stupid most tariffs are for all of us.
April 13, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Good analogy of how stupid most tariffs are for all of us.
If a peasant owns your debt, what does that make you? The current US regime is out here doing good PR for communism. China can make tasty meals from fungus, cement from rice and better EVs than Elon Musk. My money is on them.
April 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
If a peasant owns your debt, what does that make you? The current US regime is out here doing good PR for communism. China can make tasty meals from fungus, cement from rice and better EVs than Elon Musk. My money is on them.
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Spoiler: It is absolutely market manipulation
Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?"
April 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Spoiler: It is absolutely market manipulation
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BREAKING — DOGE will descend upon Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) buildings tomorrow, an agency source tells me.
FDIC is responsible for insuring all commercial/personal US bank accounts for up to $250k and regulating banks. Scary in light of Trump’s manipulation of markets this week.
FDIC is responsible for insuring all commercial/personal US bank accounts for up to $250k and regulating banks. Scary in light of Trump’s manipulation of markets this week.
April 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
BREAKING — DOGE will descend upon Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) buildings tomorrow, an agency source tells me.
FDIC is responsible for insuring all commercial/personal US bank accounts for up to $250k and regulating banks. Scary in light of Trump’s manipulation of markets this week.
FDIC is responsible for insuring all commercial/personal US bank accounts for up to $250k and regulating banks. Scary in light of Trump’s manipulation of markets this week.
Any alternatives to Amazon are always welcome!
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March 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Any alternatives to Amazon are always welcome!
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Twitter is down. Tesla stock is plummeting. SpaceX’s rocket imploded.
All owned by the same guy who’s now in charge of our federal government.
All owned by the same guy who’s now in charge of our federal government.
March 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Twitter is down. Tesla stock is plummeting. SpaceX’s rocket imploded.
All owned by the same guy who’s now in charge of our federal government.
All owned by the same guy who’s now in charge of our federal government.
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Now is the time to put those things down that you should’ve never picked up. You volunteered because you don’t know what to do if you’re not overwhelmed. Making things easier for others🙄There’s no such thing as 110% so stop trying to give it. They’ll be alright.
Put it down.
Give it back.
Rest.
Put it down.
Give it back.
Rest.
March 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Now is the time to put those things down that you should’ve never picked up. You volunteered because you don’t know what to do if you’re not overwhelmed. Making things easier for others🙄There’s no such thing as 110% so stop trying to give it. They’ll be alright.
Put it down.
Give it back.
Rest.
Put it down.
Give it back.
Rest.
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not loving these headlines—even 'scolds' sounds like it might be legitimate
how about reversing the child-adult mapping with:
'Trump Tantrum Imperils Ukraine Deal'
or: 'Trump Harangues Zelenskyy, Confirms Russia Bias'
how about reversing the child-adult mapping with:
'Trump Tantrum Imperils Ukraine Deal'
or: 'Trump Harangues Zelenskyy, Confirms Russia Bias'
March 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
not loving these headlines—even 'scolds' sounds like it might be legitimate
how about reversing the child-adult mapping with:
'Trump Tantrum Imperils Ukraine Deal'
or: 'Trump Harangues Zelenskyy, Confirms Russia Bias'
how about reversing the child-adult mapping with:
'Trump Tantrum Imperils Ukraine Deal'
or: 'Trump Harangues Zelenskyy, Confirms Russia Bias'
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Hope is just acting like your actions will matter tomorrow. That's it. That's what we've got right now. Do one thing you think probably will make tomorrow slightly less bad. If that's washing the laundry or eating lunch or getting the flu vaccine, it doesn't matter if you feel good about it or not.
February 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Hope is just acting like your actions will matter tomorrow. That's it. That's what we've got right now. Do one thing you think probably will make tomorrow slightly less bad. If that's washing the laundry or eating lunch or getting the flu vaccine, it doesn't matter if you feel good about it or not.
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If you follow an industry closely, the news about what DOGE is doing in the weeds is just as troubling, if not more so, as what's getting all the big headlines. Just a huge swath of ineptitude that will negatively impact private industry & the American economy, which depends on a functioning gov't.
February 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
If you follow an industry closely, the news about what DOGE is doing in the weeds is just as troubling, if not more so, as what's getting all the big headlines. Just a huge swath of ineptitude that will negatively impact private industry & the American economy, which depends on a functioning gov't.
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They are cutting 800 billion from MEDICAID!!! At the same time these bastards voted to cut 4TRILLION IN TAXES FOR THE VERY RICH!! Increasing our national debt by many TRILLIIONS!
February 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
They are cutting 800 billion from MEDICAID!!! At the same time these bastards voted to cut 4TRILLION IN TAXES FOR THE VERY RICH!! Increasing our national debt by many TRILLIIONS!
Of course the FAA has agreed. Maybe now the planes that started crashing mysteriously around the inauguration will stop crashing.
The FAA has agreed to use SpaceX's Starlink internet system to upgrade the IT networks it uses to manage US airspace, raising new concerns about conflicts of interest for CEO Elon Musk in one of his other roles, that of recommending funding cuts at federal agencies, including the FAA. cnn.it/436qirE
February 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Of course the FAA has agreed. Maybe now the planes that started crashing mysteriously around the inauguration will stop crashing.
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DOGE = Department of Gross Errors
February 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
DOGE = Department of Gross Errors
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I’m telling you @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social, please watch this. This is the energy. Not egg prices and book tours and strongly worded letters. It’s time to take the gloves off.
Teachers teach. We need a leaderful movement, and there are leaders all around us.
February 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I’m telling you @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social, please watch this. This is the energy. Not egg prices and book tours and strongly worded letters. It’s time to take the gloves off.
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Now that Amazon has the rights to James Bond the next villain will be a Amazon warehouse worker who tries to organize a union.
February 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Now that Amazon has the rights to James Bond the next villain will be a Amazon warehouse worker who tries to organize a union.
The left and right are both gaslighting people with alternative facts, just to different degrees and on different subjects. The right lies about a lot, but the topics tend not to cut through the noise. The left-left is lying about an issue to which most people can relate. 1/
February 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The left and right are both gaslighting people with alternative facts, just to different degrees and on different subjects. The right lies about a lot, but the topics tend not to cut through the noise. The left-left is lying about an issue to which most people can relate. 1/
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Some don’t even realize they’re actually eating all the faces.
February 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Some don’t even realize they’re actually eating all the faces.
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Letters went out to federal workers this morning stating they were fired due to poor performance. However, all employees had been rated as “exceptional” performers by their supervisors. Please keep these records and pursue wrongful termination claims. Let the lawsuits begin.
February 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Letters went out to federal workers this morning stating they were fired due to poor performance. However, all employees had been rated as “exceptional” performers by their supervisors. Please keep these records and pursue wrongful termination claims. Let the lawsuits begin.
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This feels so relevant right now.
February 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This feels so relevant right now.
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1. Trump has turned over the keys to much of the federal government to Elon Musk.
Musk is now using his power to advance his PRIVATE FINANCIAL INTERESTS
This was on display last week when Musk met with Indian PM Narendra Modi
Musk is now using his power to advance his PRIVATE FINANCIAL INTERESTS
This was on display last week when Musk met with Indian PM Narendra Modi
Musk pushes private financial interests in meeting with Indian Prime Minister
When Elon Musk met with Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi on Wednesday, the pair was seated in front of the American and Indian flags, an arrangement that typically accompanies a meeting between wor...
www.muskwatch.com
February 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
1. Trump has turned over the keys to much of the federal government to Elon Musk.
Musk is now using his power to advance his PRIVATE FINANCIAL INTERESTS
This was on display last week when Musk met with Indian PM Narendra Modi
Musk is now using his power to advance his PRIVATE FINANCIAL INTERESTS
This was on display last week when Musk met with Indian PM Narendra Modi
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Elon musk is the richest man in the world, he could be funding hospitals, medical research and universities. He could be solving the climate crisis. He could be feeding, hungry children. Instead, he’s trying to make sure that your grandmother doesn’t get an extra dollar of Social Security.
February 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Elon musk is the richest man in the world, he could be funding hospitals, medical research and universities. He could be solving the climate crisis. He could be feeding, hungry children. Instead, he’s trying to make sure that your grandmother doesn’t get an extra dollar of Social Security.