Jennifer Slowpez
@jennslowpez.bsky.social
I met Vicki Lawrence and she hated me.
Jo Bro Ho.
Fall in love with me under the disco shark.
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Jo Bro Ho.
Fall in love with me under the disco shark.
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Jennifer Slowpez
@jennslowpez.bsky.social
· Feb 23
I'm all for replacing one problem with another.
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No thanks, love potion, I’d rather eat glass.
May 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
No thanks, love potion, I’d rather eat glass.
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The trees whispered all your secrets to me
May 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The trees whispered all your secrets to me
I like hard to get. Impossible is even better, babe.
May 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I like hard to get. Impossible is even better, babe.
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I think the font has gotten smaller, but maybe I’ve gotten bigger
May 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I think the font has gotten smaller, but maybe I’ve gotten bigger
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Everyone in the replies completely oblivious to the fact that Ken is *begging* for a domme.
Beaming at the flight attendants and conspicuously turning my phone to airplane mode the SECOND that the boarding door is closed. Desperate for someone to notice what a good boy I am being.
May 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Everyone in the replies completely oblivious to the fact that Ken is *begging* for a domme.
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The future isn't a beating friendless "out there" (taps own heart) it's friendless in here (points to drum machine, no longer needs friends to start a band, killed out of band during third wave of robot ska)
May 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The future isn't a beating friendless "out there" (taps own heart) it's friendless in here (points to drum machine, no longer needs friends to start a band, killed out of band during third wave of robot ska)
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I’ve had three gallons of Mountain Dew today and I’m ready to fight the sun.
May 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I’ve had three gallons of Mountain Dew today and I’m ready to fight the sun.
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I think the key to a healthy and lasting relationship is at least one of you being extremely rich.
May 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I think the key to a healthy and lasting relationship is at least one of you being extremely rich.
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If at first you don't succeed, we have a lot in common.
May 4, 2025 at 6:26 AM
If at first you don't succeed, we have a lot in common.
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you know you have a great account when some hot dude follows you, you followed back, he dms you, then deactivates all within an hour 💀
April 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
you know you have a great account when some hot dude follows you, you followed back, he dms you, then deactivates all within an hour 💀
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It's called today because it's two days long.
April 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It's called today because it's two days long.
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when anyone asks me what i do for work i just sweetly tell them that i, too, am bill belichicks’ creative muse.
April 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
when anyone asks me what i do for work i just sweetly tell them that i, too, am bill belichicks’ creative muse.
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Someone posted a missed connections on the local page trying to make a “car friend,” and I walk my dogs after dark to avoid running into anyone.
April 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Someone posted a missed connections on the local page trying to make a “car friend,” and I walk my dogs after dark to avoid running into anyone.
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Every time I think things can’t get any worse, there we are then.
April 30, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Every time I think things can’t get any worse, there we are then.
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I, too, am open to being the new Pope. I have ideas.
April 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I, too, am open to being the new Pope. I have ideas.
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Whatever Burger King is paying that guy to sing those shitty fucking songs, I'll double it if he never speaks again.
May 4, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Whatever Burger King is paying that guy to sing those shitty fucking songs, I'll double it if he never speaks again.
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I’m so ready for raging bitch summer.
May 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I’m so ready for raging bitch summer.
I've never felt like less of a success than I do right now.
And I don't think I even care.
And I don't think I even care.
May 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I've never felt like less of a success than I do right now.
And I don't think I even care.
And I don't think I even care.
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Still in the past life section of a bookstore waiting for everything to yellow and fade and for the air to turn brittle for the cat to stop counting. "If you're not going to buy anything" oh, I bought it all. The future is in dust settling and writing "wash me" on the back windows of forever.
May 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Still in the past life section of a bookstore waiting for everything to yellow and fade and for the air to turn brittle for the cat to stop counting. "If you're not going to buy anything" oh, I bought it all. The future is in dust settling and writing "wash me" on the back windows of forever.
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I wonder if anyone ever tossed a ship in a bottle into the ocean hoping that someone stranded on a desert island would find it and just absolutely lose their shit
May 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I wonder if anyone ever tossed a ship in a bottle into the ocean hoping that someone stranded on a desert island would find it and just absolutely lose their shit
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one time when i was a kid my dad bought so many jean jackets from sears they eventually let him park his camaro right next to the register.
May 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
one time when i was a kid my dad bought so many jean jackets from sears they eventually let him park his camaro right next to the register.