Jessica
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This book better have kissing and/or swords in it.
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If you don't want anyone complaining about your decades-long penchant for human rights abuses, stop doing human rights abuses.
If you don't want anyone calling your occupation of millions of people "apartheid," end the occupation.
If you don't want anyone saying you're committing genocide, don't.
If you don't want anyone calling your occupation of millions of people "apartheid," end the occupation.
If you don't want anyone saying you're committing genocide, don't.
December 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
If you don't want anyone complaining about your decades-long penchant for human rights abuses, stop doing human rights abuses.
If you don't want anyone calling your occupation of millions of people "apartheid," end the occupation.
If you don't want anyone saying you're committing genocide, don't.
If you don't want anyone calling your occupation of millions of people "apartheid," end the occupation.
If you don't want anyone saying you're committing genocide, don't.
We did karaoke at our holiday party last night. I always have so much fun when I do it but have a profound inability to not give it my whole-ass effort so the photos look absolutely demented, like I’m trying to disgorge my soul via screaming to the Beastie Boys
December 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
We did karaoke at our holiday party last night. I always have so much fun when I do it but have a profound inability to not give it my whole-ass effort so the photos look absolutely demented, like I’m trying to disgorge my soul via screaming to the Beastie Boys
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
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If you call it a “male immaturity epidemic,” a very different set of phenomena come into focus, as this thread shows
I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
If you call it a “male immaturity epidemic,” a very different set of phenomena come into focus, as this thread shows
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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it is impossible to overstate the extent to which this country is now being run by people you would leave a party rather than talk to for five minutes
they hate music, they hate art, they hate artists, they hate pop, they hate the video games they play, they hate the movies they watch, like, they're just all the worst fucking people you've ever met, none of them believe in anything
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
it is impossible to overstate the extent to which this country is now being run by people you would leave a party rather than talk to for five minutes
You know what fuckin’ sure this tracks for 2025
December 6, 2025 at 6:38 AM
You know what fuckin’ sure this tracks for 2025
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They walked so Heated and Rivalry could fuck
December 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
They walked so Heated and Rivalry could fuck
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this really isn’t an exaggeration
This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
this really isn’t an exaggeration
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Less "too many people are using accommodations in school" and more "Universal Design Learning"
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Less "too many people are using accommodations in school" and more "Universal Design Learning"
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Icymi: A week before Thanksgiving, the Trump administration deleted the Federal Report on Missing & Murdered Indigenous Women
The ‘Not One More’ report recorded indigenous deaths and disappearances, and provided resources and policy suggestions to address the crisis
www.jezebel.com/trump-admin-...
The ‘Not One More’ report recorded indigenous deaths and disappearances, and provided resources and policy suggestions to address the crisis
www.jezebel.com/trump-admin-...
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Icymi: A week before Thanksgiving, the Trump administration deleted the Federal Report on Missing & Murdered Indigenous Women
The ‘Not One More’ report recorded indigenous deaths and disappearances, and provided resources and policy suggestions to address the crisis
www.jezebel.com/trump-admin-...
The ‘Not One More’ report recorded indigenous deaths and disappearances, and provided resources and policy suggestions to address the crisis
www.jezebel.com/trump-admin-...
The dog is loudly chewing on a smoked marrowbone near us and I keep whispering to my husband “let her rend the flesh!”
My dog is afraid of shiny floors, any flesh-rending she’s done has been accidental.
My dog is afraid of shiny floors, any flesh-rending she’s done has been accidental.
December 3, 2025 at 6:24 AM
The dog is loudly chewing on a smoked marrowbone near us and I keep whispering to my husband “let her rend the flesh!”
My dog is afraid of shiny floors, any flesh-rending she’s done has been accidental.
My dog is afraid of shiny floors, any flesh-rending she’s done has been accidental.
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You now need a Real ID to board a plane. But fortunately for House Republicans, you still don’t need one to transport a minor across state lines.
December 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
You now need a Real ID to board a plane. But fortunately for House Republicans, you still don’t need one to transport a minor across state lines.
Wow Heated Rivalry really did that, I read it this summer and I love a faithful adaptation. (Also Jacob Tierney continues to make shows that are way more than what the surface read is)
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Wow Heated Rivalry really did that, I read it this summer and I love a faithful adaptation. (Also Jacob Tierney continues to make shows that are way more than what the surface read is)
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Amid the increase of reports of ICE arrests in the cities surrounding Seattle over the past weeks, a member of a federally recognized tribe says she was also stopped and interrogated by apparent immigration officials.
ICE stops Native American actress Elaine Miles in Redmond
Amid the increase of reports of ICE arrests in the cities surrounding Seattle over the past weeks, a member of a federally recognized tribe says she was also stopped and interrogated by apparent immig...
www.kuow.org
December 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Amid the increase of reports of ICE arrests in the cities surrounding Seattle over the past weeks, a member of a federally recognized tribe says she was also stopped and interrogated by apparent immigration officials.
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Normally the creators of beloved children’s cartoon characters would not need to disavow the U.S. Secretary of Defense, but ours is a drunken miscreant, a loutish boor with the dignity and nobility of a counterfeit butt-plug
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Normally the creators of beloved children’s cartoon characters would not need to disavow the U.S. Secretary of Defense, but ours is a drunken miscreant, a loutish boor with the dignity and nobility of a counterfeit butt-plug
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So much of woke backlash is “I miss when I didn’t have any social consequences for being a huge piece of shit”
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
So much of woke backlash is “I miss when I didn’t have any social consequences for being a huge piece of shit”
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If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
I turkey trotted and then didn’t fight with any family at Christmas so yes I’m going to have an edible and read a romance novel for the rest of the night.
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I turkey trotted and then didn’t fight with any family at Christmas so yes I’m going to have an edible and read a romance novel for the rest of the night.
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.
I know you people with wild turkeys hate them but I LOVE a belligerent bird and am endlessly disappointed that they aren’t in western Washington. I want a bird that forces me to call in sick because it won’t stop fighting my car.
statistically a lot of you won’t know about ocellated turkeys, so, here you go
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I know you people with wild turkeys hate them but I LOVE a belligerent bird and am endlessly disappointed that they aren’t in western Washington. I want a bird that forces me to call in sick because it won’t stop fighting my car.
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BOAT STUCK BOAT STUCK BOAT STUCK
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
BOAT STUCK BOAT STUCK BOAT STUCK
Rian Johnson Muppet Mystery.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Rian Johnson Muppet Mystery.