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jesterkingmars.bsky.social
MARS
@jesterkingmars.bsky.social
Jester of the court. Pleasure to have in class. Joy seeker and curious creature.
They call me Double F, cause I'm "Faggy" and "Feral".
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
We don't talk about Eomer taking down TWO OLIPHANTS in ONE ShOT enough
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Spiders are the OGs of meal prep
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Bustin' like Grond at the Gates of Gondor
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
My partner: Gandalf would slide for the hobbits
Me: I love those lil guys I would slide for the hobbits
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The Ops will not stand me sliding for Gondor
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
You will live to see these days renewed, and no more despair.
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Social hierarchy is a scam and anyone buying into it is a fool.
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Calling it now: Labubu Nativity scenes
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Lyft sucks now
November 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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cobalt armor, calcium armor
November 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Daily bunny no.3128 has been invited to a rampage
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Why did Tarantino name Butch after a type of lesbian?
October 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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? 뭔가 문제라도?
October 23, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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Me listening to "Midnight City" by M83 for the first time totally shitfaced in a friend's car headed for McDonald's
Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art
October 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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my commissions are open!
rts are very much appreciated :]
October 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Everyone's mom was fuckable at least once.
October 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Sorry we are watching philosophy videos and I'm a basic ass twink
October 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I wield power like a tool not a status symbol. I wouldn't cheapen it's value like that.
October 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My posts don't get popular because I'm a weirdo little freak and people rarely relate.
October 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It's crazy how half of the rice can be in two places at once.
October 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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sherman, for the love of god!
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Won't SOMEBODY think of the Horse Boys?
Nobody thinks about horse boys
October 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Nobody thinks about horse boys
October 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM