Jesus of Suburbia
@jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social
Got that boom boom pow
October 26, 2023 at 12:32 AM
Got that boom boom pow
A gun that shoots egg shells
October 2, 2023 at 6:44 PM
A gun that shoots egg shells
Gonna get real annoying on here once they add group chats
September 20, 2023 at 12:36 AM
Gonna get real annoying on here once they add group chats
I want a gun that shoots quail eggs
September 19, 2023 at 1:58 PM
I want a gun that shoots quail eggs
Grilled cheese o clock
September 9, 2023 at 12:05 AM
Grilled cheese o clock
Wait fuck does Jesus know krav maga
September 1, 2023 at 11:45 PM
Wait fuck does Jesus know krav maga
I will kill god
September 1, 2023 at 11:32 PM
I will kill god
This app is plagued with the “follow 100,000 people then unfollow them a week later to make my follower ratio look good” accounts how are y’all not embarrassed
September 1, 2023 at 8:22 PM
This app is plagued with the “follow 100,000 people then unfollow them a week later to make my follower ratio look good” accounts how are y’all not embarrassed
ET stands for Erectile Tisfunction
August 30, 2023 at 10:29 PM
ET stands for Erectile Tisfunction
Reposted by Jesus of Suburbia
Some people say Giuliani was a good mayor but I think if two huge buildings fall over on your watch that’s basically the worst job you could possibly do as mayor
August 30, 2023 at 9:59 PM
Some people say Giuliani was a good mayor but I think if two huge buildings fall over on your watch that’s basically the worst job you could possibly do as mayor
Reposted by Jesus of Suburbia
Imagine not getting an invite code 💀
July 6, 2023 at 12:56 AM
Imagine not getting an invite code 💀
Being a vampire should NOT be legal!
August 3, 2023 at 6:26 PM
Being a vampire should NOT be legal!
Fuck saving the bees. Flowers and fruit are overrated. I dont like bees
July 30, 2023 at 12:26 AM
Fuck saving the bees. Flowers and fruit are overrated. I dont like bees
Off to Boston to kidnap Ben Affleck and make him stop doing that voice
July 21, 2023 at 3:40 PM
Off to Boston to kidnap Ben Affleck and make him stop doing that voice
I could box any reptile and win
July 12, 2023 at 2:32 AM
I could box any reptile and win
Even the smallest whale is too big.
July 11, 2023 at 7:01 PM
Even the smallest whale is too big.
If a guest wears a white dress to YOUR wedding you are legally entitled to shove them down a standardized flight of stairs
July 11, 2023 at 7:00 PM
If a guest wears a white dress to YOUR wedding you are legally entitled to shove them down a standardized flight of stairs
Local man scares hoes
July 8, 2023 at 2:45 PM
Local man scares hoes
Fireworks that smell like hot dog water
July 7, 2023 at 3:20 PM
Fireworks that smell like hot dog water
If Jesus walked into my house right this second I would hit him with a shovel
July 7, 2023 at 1:02 AM
If Jesus walked into my house right this second I would hit him with a shovel
made a threads account and was immediately followed by all the worst people i went to high school with
July 6, 2023 at 1:04 PM
made a threads account and was immediately followed by all the worst people i went to high school with
Imagine not getting an invite code 💀
July 6, 2023 at 12:56 AM
Imagine not getting an invite code 💀