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jev j @jevj.bsky.social · 5d

the way he sounds… waugh

jev j @jevj.bsky.social · 9d

i’ve never done cocaine but i doubt it could ever beat t4t romance

jev j @jevj.bsky.social · 9d

i’m trying really really hard to be sensible and go slow and steady and not narrativise or project or anything. i’m being so careful. but at the same time i do want to constantly keep in mind my extreme extreme gratitude for it. and i mean… he’s so fucking cute i can’t contain myself sometimes

jev j @jevj.bsky.social · 9d

even… even having had that one truly awful heartbreak and knowing how massive a risk it is to go through something like that again. even knowing how likely this is to fail and how much i should protect myself. i’ll accept it all. we are going to have some great times together

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jev j @jevj.bsky.social · 9d

i’m so fucking glad i stayed alive to see what might happen

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jev j @jevj.bsky.social · 9d

i mean the hamartia is that he lives in nyc and i live in a tiny town in south west england lmao and i don’t have any money and he doesn’t have any time. BUT. these are all things i can overcome. i don’t even have to change any of my life plans/goals. i just have an additional reason now

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jev j @jevj.bsky.social · 9d

i… the amount of random choices that had to happen… the amount of work i had to do to be able to receive something like this as the blessing it is… i really can’t explain it. it feels like real actual magic. i can’t believe he exists and he found me

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jev j @jevj.bsky.social · 9d

just. i need to tell the void that i think i have met the man of my absolute dreams. like all my very weird very specific dreams that i’ve spent years honing in on. they came true. he is a very special very wonderful person. and he likes me so much. i can’t believe this is really happening

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jev j @jevj.bsky.social · 9d

the problem with meeting someone through tumblr is that i can’t then use tumblr to gush about them… so here we are i guess bc none of my friends want to hear about it any more lmao. finally a use for this account

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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 18d

Oh here’s an old She-Ra piece I never posted bc it’s wonky as hell but I still like that butt

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jev j @jevj.bsky.social · Sep 26

samantha irby knows just when i need a new “who’s on judge mathis” the most and she always delivers!! she KNOWS!!

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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.com · Sep 22

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jev j @jevj.bsky.social · Sep 15

when i die, throw my ashes down the howling wind tunnel that is paignton bus station since that’s where i seem to spend half my fucking life these days

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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · Sep 12

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

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jev j @jevj.bsky.social · Sep 12

went through a phase of like, intense mortal anxiety when the daily news/“debate” items started up and now it’s like well i simply can’t be stressed about it any more or i’ll die of the stress and then they’ll still win. i have some people i can trust and that has to be good enough

jev j @jevj.bsky.social · Sep 12

i don’t even care to comment on anti-trans stuff any more bc what is the point like yeah just another day of many many powerful people wishing that i and my siblings could be laser-zapped out of existence. and yet we keep living. what can you do

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Austin Kleon @austinkleon.bsky.social · Sep 11

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merritt @merrittk.com · Jul 31

Me living by the sword: Swords rule
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh

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jev j @jevj.bsky.social · Sep 9

why do dogs always look so affronted when you stroke them with your foot

jev j @jevj.bsky.social · Sep 6

*vehemently ignoring the state of the world* i know a multipack of walkers french fries hates to see me coming!!! 🤣🤣🤣

jev j @jevj.bsky.social · Sep 3

every day i wake up and the labour party has spun a wheel to decide which minority group they want to eliminate via psionic beams in the next 24 hrs. and yet it’ll still be our fault somehow when reform sweep the next elections lol

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jev j @jevj.bsky.social · Sep 3

so it is morally correct to incite violence against ppl now? e.g. one specific member of the cabinet? since apparently our own country’s laws are so arbitrary? all hypothetical

Andrew Sparrow @andrewsparrowgdn.bsky.social · Sep 3

Streeting suggests hate speech laws should be revised, saying they have had 'unintended consequences' - www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

Streeting says there are ‘unintended consequences’ of hate speech laws after arrest of Father Ted writer – UK politics live

Health secretary says government needs to balance legislation so police are ‘not just policing tweets’ following detention of Graham Linehan over posts on transgender issues

www.theguardian.com

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jev j @jevj.bsky.social · Aug 24

not to post abt bowen yang twice in one month like a FAN or something but i just found his spotify playlists and am dyingggg oh my god. i’m forever a reader 🫶

jev j @jevj.bsky.social · Aug 22

sometimes i read posts like this and i just know the information is going to stay in my head forever while i still can’t memorise phone numbers for emergencies

Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · Aug 20

Breaking news from Iceland: Finally there seems to be a consensus forming among the people of Iceland on how to pronounce and spell the Icelandic word for "hot dog". Wether it is pulsa or pylsa has been hotly debated for decades, but new research indicates that the majority now call it "pylsa".

Fleiri segja pylsa en pulsa - RÚV.is

Íslendingar eru almennt gjarnari á að segja pylsa en pulsa samkvæmt nýrri Maskínukönnun. Langflestir Norðlendingar segja pylsa en fólk á Reykjanesi, Suðurlandi og á Vesturlandi segir frekar pulsa.

www.ruv.is

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jev j @jevj.bsky.social · Aug 21

hobonichi excitement is starting to seep into my bones~~ (despite being so broke this year lol) will probably be able to blag a cousin and a stappo as an early xmas present and then we’ll have to see what bits n bobs i have the budget for. hee heeeeee