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JJ Odelle
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Now that I got a job, I’m “bills paid” broke not “bills ain’t getting paid” broke.
I only go in the office 2 days a week and I still don’t want to go in.
If you like being stressed out for the last 5 minutes of every game be a #warriors fan.
You know what I hate more than lost socks? When you can’t find the belt to your robe. Got my favorite robe on right now but it wide open like a hospital gown in the front. So disappointing…
So funny to see this cop, Sam, act like she’s so good and reading people just because she’s a cop and ever since Lauren left she’s been wrong. Her confidence is sky high though! Interesting. She’s absolutely sure and she’s absolutely wrong. #netflix #milliondollarsecret
At the Empire State Building
Me, my mama and my sis headed to NYC this weekend. None of us have anything heavier than a hoodie so hopefully it’s not cold out there. 😁 Living in the Bay Area is cool but sometimes you forget that other states require different types of clothes for different times of the year.
I love watching Steph play basketball! Man, he’s amazing! #dubnation #goldenstatewarriors #warriors
I come up with the best, most clever, funny passwords but I can never tell them or explain them to anyone. So, it’s kind of a curse.
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
Hmmm… so if you don’t order DoorDash everyday money just stays in your bank account? Interesting.
Just got my Driver’s License and I look very mad in the pic but I decided if you pull me over this will be the most accurate version of what I’m going to look like, so fuck it…
Thank you for your concern. Have a blessed day.
Baby… you don’t know what a cult is. So this post wasn’t for you. Best of luck to you.
How can I be in a cult when I don’t follow any leader or doctrine?
Of course you’d say that. 😂
I love being an atheist. But sometimes it feels like almost everyone else around me is in a mild cult. They are just slightly brainwashed. And they feel that way about other religions but not their own.
I want answers that I’m never gonna get. I want apologies that will never come. I want remorse where there is none. So, these are me problems. I need to accept what’s going on here and stop wishing for things that won’t happen.
I ended up with two bearded dragons after the breakup. I’m learning how to bond with them. These are my lil lizard friends now.
I always change my AI assistants male voices. My Alexa answers to Echo and has a male voice. My Siri is a guy too. It just seems right that my assistants would be dudes.