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John Kenley
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Its the onion but also reality
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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The centrists in the Senate Democratic caucus saw that the country was rallying to the party in the 2025 elections and resolved that they would do anything they could to kill that momentum.
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
My statement on being a spineless waste of space.
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Hey @klobuchar.senate.gov if all you're getting is a vote in the Senate and you support that, you should resign for someone with a spine to take your place.
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Hey @klobuchar.senate.gov if all you're getting is a vote in the Senate and you support that, you should resign for someone with a spine to take your place.
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
@arif.bsky.social feels like Jefferson has a lot more drops this year. Something to look at for Norsecode
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
@arif.bsky.social I don't think trading penalties for fumbles on the kickoff is moving in the right direction.
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Already had cut back. This will make me even less likely to go. I just want to quickly get in and out for whatever thing I need immediately and they're the only option for.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Sounds like a #kavanaughstop
NEWS: Federal agents crashed with woman’s car, pointed guns at her, dragged her out by legs, tossed her in a minivan, held her and (eventually) let her go without charges. This as Chicagoans say the immigration blitz is out of control. (DHS blames her.)
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/03/c...
Chicago woman dragged out of her car after colliding with ICE demands accountability
The arrest of Dayanne Figueroa highlights growing concerns about the use of force against U.S. citizens and due process. She was released after a few hours without charges.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
@aarongleeman.bsky.social Twins need to sign Will Smith to the Bullpen.
For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series

2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves

2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros

2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers

2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
November 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Reposted by John Kenley
BREAKING: Federal judge rules that the Trump administration likely illegally suspended SNAP benefits, ruling that at least reduced distribution is required to go forward under law using the $6 billion reserve fund.

Judge gives the Trump admin until Monday to respond as to whether it will act.
October 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Republicans cheering DONATIONS re:ballroom don't get it. It's not altruistic. These are companies paying protection money to not be beat up by the regulatory state at the whim of a vindictive President. How would they feel about President AOC threatening Fox's broadcast licenses for "donations?"
October 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
You guys completely dropped the ball today. You looked like complete water carriers. You should be embarrassed. There should be several followup questions about the totenkopf. Like when did you realize it was nazi symbology? Why haven't you get it covered or removed?

@podsaveamerica.crooked.com
October 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
No Kings Bemidji MN
October 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Seems like no one is worthy of rapture. Bet a lot of people are going to be disappointed in the judgement their god has made of them.
September 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This looks nothing like real 20s texting. Proper punctuation, no abbreviations.
Text exchange between Tyler Robinson and his roommate / romantic partner as transcribed in charging documents filed in Utah County:
September 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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September 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The Onion nails it again
September 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Reposted by John Kenley
The way the mainstream media is treating Charlie Kirk’s bigotry is the way a highly dysfunctional family treats racist crazy pedo grandpa. “Oh come on, that’s just how he is, he doesn’t mean It, that doesn’t count.”
Hi @ezrakleinbot.bsky.social, we're friendly, we've been on each other's shows. We both agree Kirk's murder is horrific. Q: was Kirk "practicing politics in exactly the right way" when he called for me to be deported because he didn't like my Covid views on MSNBC?
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/o...
September 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Reposted by John Kenley
I have a couple of comments about the "free speech hero" narrative about Charlie Kirk.

First, was Charlie Kirk really notable for supporting the free speech of people he disagreed with? I haven't noticed that, though I could have missed it.

/1
September 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Reposted by John Kenley
There has been a rush among centrists like Gavin Newsom and Ezra Klein to brush over the hateful life of Charlie Kirk and valorize the man.

Let me be clear, killing Charlie Kirk was wrong and abhorrent.

We must condemn murder without sanitizing a man who built his empire on hate.

My latest piece.
We Must Not Posthumously Sanitize Charlie Kirk's Hateful Life
Influential anti-LGBTQ+ activist Charlie Kirk was assassinated on Wednesday. While condemning violence is something most can get behind, sanitization of his hate has gone too far.
www.erininthemorning.com
September 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Are liberals violence-hungry lunatics with high powered rifles, or are we snowflakes who hate guns? Which is it?
September 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM