Michael
@jmstatenisland.bsky.social
Father, trekkie 🖖🏽, Star Wars fanatic, and geek. Moving over from Twitter. Black Lives Matter! Please don’t DM me if I follow you. Don’t be a weirdo.
What if Variety contacted Kendrick directly and, just to f*ck with them, he said “Yeah. That’s exactly what it means”?
November 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
What if Variety contacted Kendrick directly and, just to f*ck with them, he said “Yeah. That’s exactly what it means”?
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BBW Wallflowers $2.75 today! No code!
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
BBW Wallflowers $2.75 today! No code!
Yes! Because there’s definitely a difference between hearing someone speak and *listening* to what they’re saying.
Like you can hear me. Sure. But when you listen and apply >>>>>
November 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Yes! Because there’s definitely a difference between hearing someone speak and *listening* to what they’re saying.
B, 3, Z
October 20, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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October 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Diane Keaton, famed for roles in “Father of the Bride,” “First Wives Club” and more, has died at 79
Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)
Diane Keaton has died at age 79, PEOPLE can confirm exclusively. The actress was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'
people.com
October 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Diane Keaton, famed for roles in “Father of the Bride,” “First Wives Club” and more, has died at 79
Sure would. Don’t miss out on some top-notch loving just cuz y’all work together.
Would you date someone from work?
October 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Sure would. Don’t miss out on some top-notch loving just cuz y’all work together.
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One of the (many) legal gaps that needs to be filled after this nightmare is over is to prohibit federal law enforcement agencies from using federal funds to create propaganda videos with anyone in custody. This is all about spectacle and content creation, remove the incentive and the means
October 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
One of the (many) legal gaps that needs to be filled after this nightmare is over is to prohibit federal law enforcement agencies from using federal funds to create propaganda videos with anyone in custody. This is all about spectacle and content creation, remove the incentive and the means
Yeah, I’m the same way.
I’ve complimented women on their ear lobes, hairline, the inside of her forearm, her pigeon toed feet, her calves…
If it’s in any way attractive to me, she’s gonna hear about it.
I’ve complimented women on their ear lobes, hairline, the inside of her forearm, her pigeon toed feet, her calves…
If it’s in any way attractive to me, she’s gonna hear about it.
I say all the things. I will loudly say I like your nose. Your eyebrows. Your lashes. The back of your knee. Whatever.
If you like someone’s nose, would you say it? lol It’s such an odd thing to say unlike a smile.
October 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Yeah, I’m the same way.
I’ve complimented women on their ear lobes, hairline, the inside of her forearm, her pigeon toed feet, her calves…
If it’s in any way attractive to me, she’s gonna hear about it.
I’ve complimented women on their ear lobes, hairline, the inside of her forearm, her pigeon toed feet, her calves…
If it’s in any way attractive to me, she’s gonna hear about it.
1. Cracklin’ Oat Bran
2. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
3. Honey Bunches of Oats
In that order.
2. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
3. Honey Bunches of Oats
In that order.
My husband and I are having a cultural debate on cereals. With this being said, what kind of cereal is your favorite? A single or a top three will suffice!
October 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
1. Cracklin’ Oat Bran
2. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
3. Honey Bunches of Oats
In that order.
2. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
3. Honey Bunches of Oats
In that order.
I think it was 3 or 4 months
What's the quickest y'all have said the L word and meant it?
October 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I think it was 3 or 4 months
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I just saw a commercial telling people how to invest their 401Ks & retirement in cryptocurrency
Y’all. For the love of Christ, PLEASE do not do that. PLEASE. Tell the elders. Tell the kids early in their career. Between the volatility and the SEC being unwilling to prosecute fraud, do NOT do this.
Y’all. For the love of Christ, PLEASE do not do that. PLEASE. Tell the elders. Tell the kids early in their career. Between the volatility and the SEC being unwilling to prosecute fraud, do NOT do this.
October 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I just saw a commercial telling people how to invest their 401Ks & retirement in cryptocurrency
Y’all. For the love of Christ, PLEASE do not do that. PLEASE. Tell the elders. Tell the kids early in their career. Between the volatility and the SEC being unwilling to prosecute fraud, do NOT do this.
Y’all. For the love of Christ, PLEASE do not do that. PLEASE. Tell the elders. Tell the kids early in their career. Between the volatility and the SEC being unwilling to prosecute fraud, do NOT do this.
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ABOLISH ICE.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
October 4, 2025 at 4:05 AM
ABOLISH ICE.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
Toothpaste ➡️ Water ➡️ Brush
It’s the law.
It’s the law.
October 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Toothpaste ➡️ Water ➡️ Brush
It’s the law.
It’s the law.
Seriously…he should do his entire set in Spanish. Not a single word of English.
Former racecar driver Danica Patrick slams Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl 2026 halftime headliner:
“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”
“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”
October 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Seriously…he should do his entire set in Spanish. Not a single word of English.
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Thoughtful > expensive
September 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Thoughtful > expensive
I couldn’t agree more. I love Wikipedia.
for all people mock it wikipedia is genuinely one of the wonders of the modern world
September 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I couldn’t agree more. I love Wikipedia.
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
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For the rest of your life, you can only eat food from one of these regions. Which do you choose?
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September 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life:
1. When the season premier of your favorite show is a great episode
2. Waking up well-rested
3. Having a full tank of gas
4. Having a woman rub my bald head
5. When you see your server bringing your food to the table
1. When the season premier of your favorite show is a great episode
2. Waking up well-rested
3. Having a full tank of gas
4. Having a woman rub my bald head
5. When you see your server bringing your food to the table
1. When you pull up to a light and there's 5 cars in one lane, leaving the other clear for you to get in front
2. Good hair days
3. Sunny days that still call for a sweater
4. Getting into freshly washed sheets after an everything shower
5. When a new recipe slaps the first time
2. Good hair days
3. Sunny days that still call for a sweater
4. Getting into freshly washed sheets after an everything shower
5. When a new recipe slaps the first time
Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life:
1. Cold side of a pillow
2. Autumn in New York City, sweater-weather temperature
3. Crocs (the shoe, not the reptile)
4. Finding stuff after thinking you lost it
5. Cats
1. Cold side of a pillow
2. Autumn in New York City, sweater-weather temperature
3. Crocs (the shoe, not the reptile)
4. Finding stuff after thinking you lost it
5. Cats
September 16, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life:
1. When the season premier of your favorite show is a great episode
2. Waking up well-rested
3. Having a full tank of gas
4. Having a woman rub my bald head
5. When you see your server bringing your food to the table
1. When the season premier of your favorite show is a great episode
2. Waking up well-rested
3. Having a full tank of gas
4. Having a woman rub my bald head
5. When you see your server bringing your food to the table
In my preferred size of 16 oz…
1 cream and 2 heaping tablespoons of sugar.
1 cream and 2 heaping tablespoons of sugar.
How y’all make y’all coffee?
September 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
In my preferred size of 16 oz…
1 cream and 2 heaping tablespoons of sugar.
1 cream and 2 heaping tablespoons of sugar.
I might be a little obsessed with actors who have convincing American/British accents. I dunno…I just think it’s an amazing skill when they pull it off.
September 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I might be a little obsessed with actors who have convincing American/British accents. I dunno…I just think it’s an amazing skill when they pull it off.