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📍Chicago
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It's my annual duty to remind you that "Basted In Blood" belongs in the holiday canon and is the only true Thanksgiving song.
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It's my annual duty to remind you that "Basted In Blood" belongs in the holiday canon and is the only true Thanksgiving song.
*influencer voice* I recently learned that animals are killed for the animal fat used in cooking. So I’m launching an animal liposuction clinic for our vegetarian friends out there who still want that sweet sweet fat. Got a big fat hog or girthy duck? Bring it down and we’ll suck it dry!
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
*influencer voice* I recently learned that animals are killed for the animal fat used in cooking. So I’m launching an animal liposuction clinic for our vegetarian friends out there who still want that sweet sweet fat. Got a big fat hog or girthy duck? Bring it down and we’ll suck it dry!
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Mandatory Cyber security training U say ? And what if I don’t want to save the company from a cyber attack..? What if I want it to suffer? Oh fuck.. 🫦
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Mandatory Cyber security training U say ? And what if I don’t want to save the company from a cyber attack..? What if I want it to suffer? Oh fuck.. 🫦
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no good cat goes unpetted
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
no good cat goes unpetted
Stop trying to make clock tick happen. It’s not going to happen.
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Stop trying to make clock tick happen. It’s not going to happen.
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the gag that fiyero’s family never uses their castle becomes an entirely different joke once we see it is the most fully insane architectural space imaginable
November 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
the gag that fiyero’s family never uses their castle becomes an entirely different joke once we see it is the most fully insane architectural space imaginable
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Final Fantasy X (2001)
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Final Fantasy X (2001)
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3 gay guys in their late 30s listening to the new Robyn
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
3 gay guys in their late 30s listening to the new Robyn
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Chicago: keep your whistles handy. They've slowed down and have less units cruising around, but they're not gone
Greg Bovino may have moved on to Charlotte, but federal immigration agents maintain a presence in the Chicago area.
Northwest Side Rapid Response has confirmed agents detained at least one person around 9:45 this morning off Kedzie and Wabansia.
Northwest Side Rapid Response has confirmed agents detained at least one person around 9:45 this morning off Kedzie and Wabansia.
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Chicago: keep your whistles handy. They've slowed down and have less units cruising around, but they're not gone
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SHE LOOKS 👀… like she could be your daughter 🤷♀️… like me 💃 before I got smarter 🤓 When I was flattered ☺️ to hear 👂 you say 🗣️ You’re so mature 👵 for your age 👶
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 AM
SHE LOOKS 👀… like she could be your daughter 🤷♀️… like me 💃 before I got smarter 🤓 When I was flattered ☺️ to hear 👂 you say 🗣️ You’re so mature 👵 for your age 👶
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Uh
this is
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this is
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British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
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Scientists find hidden antibiotic 100x stronger against deadly superbugs
A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It…
buff.ly
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Uh
this is
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this is
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just did a gay guy movie night double feature of Freakier Friday and Your Name, switching bodies and genres babyyyy
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
just did a gay guy movie night double feature of Freakier Friday and Your Name, switching bodies and genres babyyyy
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this is why representation in games matters
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
this is why representation in games matters
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Big beefy bear titty romanceable npcs
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Big beefy bear titty romanceable npcs
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Reuters: U.S. SUPREME COURT REJECTS CASE THAT THREATENED ITS LANDMARK 2015 RULING RECOGNIZING A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO SAME-SEX MARRIAGE
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Reuters: U.S. SUPREME COURT REJECTS CASE THAT THREATENED ITS LANDMARK 2015 RULING RECOGNIZING A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO SAME-SEX MARRIAGE
I remember when Dick Durbin had the gall to give a speech at Sidetrack while actively supporting KOSA, that feckless whimpering two faced piece of shit has never cared about his constituents and I hope the pain of old age ruins his long overdue retirement
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I remember when Dick Durbin had the gall to give a speech at Sidetrack while actively supporting KOSA, that feckless whimpering two faced piece of shit has never cared about his constituents and I hope the pain of old age ruins his long overdue retirement
Oldest selfie on your phone
Summer of 2016 in my demon twink graffiti era
Summer of 2016 in my demon twink graffiti era
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone
Summer of 2016 in my demon twink graffiti era
Summer of 2016 in my demon twink graffiti era
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
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great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
so excited to have my license to RAW 😍
November 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
so excited to have my license to RAW 😍