Joe Buonfiglio
@joebuonfiglio.bsky.social
Author & Literary Absurdist. Karma Extractor: On-Call Nihilist Evacuations.... Sure I have OCD; but man, do my toilets shine! ... ©+All Rights Reserved.
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The world has become an #absurd place. Own it; embrace the #madness with my #dystopian #absurdist #fiction #dark #humor #books. Get your #weird on and pick one up today!
You know.
Before you wind up having to burn them for fuel.
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You know.
Before you wind up having to burn them for fuel.
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No more pennies being minted?! THIS IS THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF IN MY ENTI-- Wait. We still use pennies?
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
No more pennies being minted?! THIS IS THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF IN MY ENTI-- Wait. We still use pennies?
Teflon Don; bringing our nation's democracy to its knees one MAGA-blessed act of corruption after another.
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Teflon Don; bringing our nation's democracy to its knees one MAGA-blessed act of corruption after another.
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Don't talk to me about "real horror" until you've lived through a visit to the Port Authority bus terminal men's room at three in the morning.
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Don't talk to me about "real horror" until you've lived through a visit to the Port Authority bus terminal men's room at three in the morning.
And here ... we ... go.
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
And here ... we ... go.
What a freakin' fiasco! In my opinion, the Dems have now lost all the crucial young people and Independents they gained in the last election just about a week ago. Chuck Schumer couldn't whip his way out of a paper bag.
Schumer's got to go.
#DemsCave
Schumer's got to go.
#DemsCave
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
What a freakin' fiasco! In my opinion, the Dems have now lost all the crucial young people and Independents they gained in the last election just about a week ago. Chuck Schumer couldn't whip his way out of a paper bag.
Schumer's got to go.
#DemsCave
Schumer's got to go.
#DemsCave
The Dems' weakness has killed their own strength and reinvigorated Trump's lawless, corrupt power unto a fascist state.
In my opinion, the Dems just lost all the crucial young people they gained in the election just a week ago. Chuck Schumer couldn't whip his way out of a paper bag.
#DemsCave
In my opinion, the Dems just lost all the crucial young people they gained in the election just a week ago. Chuck Schumer couldn't whip his way out of a paper bag.
#DemsCave
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The Dems' weakness has killed their own strength and reinvigorated Trump's lawless, corrupt power unto a fascist state.
In my opinion, the Dems just lost all the crucial young people they gained in the election just a week ago. Chuck Schumer couldn't whip his way out of a paper bag.
#DemsCave
In my opinion, the Dems just lost all the crucial young people they gained in the election just a week ago. Chuck Schumer couldn't whip his way out of a paper bag.
#DemsCave
Now that we're well into November, I don't want to hear you keep rattling on about all the trick-or-treaters you had this year. We had zero since I'm apparently the "scary man" you "shouldn't talk to" since the "incident" last year when all those kids "went missing."
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Now that we're well into November, I don't want to hear you keep rattling on about all the trick-or-treaters you had this year. We had zero since I'm apparently the "scary man" you "shouldn't talk to" since the "incident" last year when all those kids "went missing."
Are they doing it to us?
... Or are we doing it to ourselves?
Welcome to America: land of the willfully propagandized and shamefully complicit.
... Or are we doing it to ourselves?
Welcome to America: land of the willfully propagandized and shamefully complicit.
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Are they doing it to us?
... Or are we doing it to ourselves?
Welcome to America: land of the willfully propagandized and shamefully complicit.
... Or are we doing it to ourselves?
Welcome to America: land of the willfully propagandized and shamefully complicit.
ME: "My hypocrisy only goes so far."
HER:
ME:
HER:
ME:
HER:
ME: "Okay, my hypocrisy knows no bounds, but that's not the point, goddamn it!"
HER:
ME:
HER:
ME:
HER:
ME: "Okay, my hypocrisy knows no bounds, but that's not the point, goddamn it!"
November 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
ME: "My hypocrisy only goes so far."
HER:
ME:
HER:
ME:
HER:
ME: "Okay, my hypocrisy knows no bounds, but that's not the point, goddamn it!"
HER:
ME:
HER:
ME:
HER:
ME: "Okay, my hypocrisy knows no bounds, but that's not the point, goddamn it!"
It's funny 'cause it's true.
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It's funny 'cause it's true.
I'm cheesy like Sunday morning?
I'm sleazy like Sunday morning?
I'm fart-breezy like Sunday morning?
I'm sure it's something along those lines. Give me a second; I'll remember.
Queasy like Sunday morning?
DAMMIT!
#SundayMorning
I'm sleazy like Sunday morning?
I'm fart-breezy like Sunday morning?
I'm sure it's something along those lines. Give me a second; I'll remember.
Queasy like Sunday morning?
DAMMIT!
#SundayMorning
November 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I'm cheesy like Sunday morning?
I'm sleazy like Sunday morning?
I'm fart-breezy like Sunday morning?
I'm sure it's something along those lines. Give me a second; I'll remember.
Queasy like Sunday morning?
DAMMIT!
#SundayMorning
I'm sleazy like Sunday morning?
I'm fart-breezy like Sunday morning?
I'm sure it's something along those lines. Give me a second; I'll remember.
Queasy like Sunday morning?
DAMMIT!
#SundayMorning
MY THOUGHTS AT TWO IN THE MORNING:
Why hasn't the inventor of chili cheese fries won the Nobel Prize yet?
Why hasn't the inventor of chili cheese fries won the Nobel Prize yet?
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
MY THOUGHTS AT TWO IN THE MORNING:
Why hasn't the inventor of chili cheese fries won the Nobel Prize yet?
Why hasn't the inventor of chili cheese fries won the Nobel Prize yet?
The world has become an #absurd place. Own it; embrace the #madness with my #dystopian #absurdist #fiction #dark #humor #books. Get your #weird on and pick one up today!
You know.
Before you wind up having to burn them for fuel.
BUY HERE on Amazon:
www.amazon.com/stores/Joe-B...
You know.
Before you wind up having to burn them for fuel.
BUY HERE on Amazon:
www.amazon.com/stores/Joe-B...
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The world has become an #absurd place. Own it; embrace the #madness with my #dystopian #absurdist #fiction #dark #humor #books. Get your #weird on and pick one up today!
You know.
Before you wind up having to burn them for fuel.
BUY HERE on Amazon:
www.amazon.com/stores/Joe-B...
You know.
Before you wind up having to burn them for fuel.
BUY HERE on Amazon:
www.amazon.com/stores/Joe-B...
Cause I remember all the times I tried so hard
And you laughed in my face 'cause you held the cards.
I don't care anymore.
And I really ain't bothered what you think of me
'Cause all I want of you is just to let me be.
I don't care anymore...
I never did believe you much anyway.
And you laughed in my face 'cause you held the cards.
I don't care anymore.
And I really ain't bothered what you think of me
'Cause all I want of you is just to let me be.
I don't care anymore...
I never did believe you much anyway.
November 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Cause I remember all the times I tried so hard
And you laughed in my face 'cause you held the cards.
I don't care anymore.
And I really ain't bothered what you think of me
'Cause all I want of you is just to let me be.
I don't care anymore...
I never did believe you much anyway.
And you laughed in my face 'cause you held the cards.
I don't care anymore.
And I really ain't bothered what you think of me
'Cause all I want of you is just to let me be.
I don't care anymore...
I never did believe you much anyway.
November 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
ABSURDISM 101™: Abe realized that a house divided against itself meant jack shit the moment the three-headed llama emerged from the Higgs boson field.
November 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
ABSURDISM 101™: Abe realized that a house divided against itself meant jack shit the moment the three-headed llama emerged from the Higgs boson field.
Late-Night Thoughts:
You know what's the best part of waking up in the morning?
Waiting until the afternoon to do it.
You know what's the best part of waking up in the morning?
Waiting until the afternoon to do it.
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Late-Night Thoughts:
You know what's the best part of waking up in the morning?
Waiting until the afternoon to do it.
You know what's the best part of waking up in the morning?
Waiting until the afternoon to do it.
Happy National Doughnut Day to all who celebrate!
... And if you don't celebrate, #WTF?
#NationalDoughnutDay #DoughnutDay #DonutDay #NationalDonutDay
... And if you don't celebrate, #WTF?
#NationalDoughnutDay #DoughnutDay #DonutDay #NationalDonutDay
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Happy National Doughnut Day to all who celebrate!
... And if you don't celebrate, #WTF?
#NationalDoughnutDay #DoughnutDay #DonutDay #NationalDonutDay
... And if you don't celebrate, #WTF?
#NationalDoughnutDay #DoughnutDay #DonutDay #NationalDonutDay
ME (on the campaign trail): "... And as your senator, I will end the scourge of decadence known in infamy as 'pumpkin threesomes'!"
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
ME (on the campaign trail): "... And as your senator, I will end the scourge of decadence known in infamy as 'pumpkin threesomes'!"
I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck.
But I knew I was out of luck
The day our democracy died.
*with apologies to Don McLean
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck.
But I knew I was out of luck
The day our democracy died.
*with apologies to Don McLean
November 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck.
But I knew I was out of luck
The day our democracy died.
*with apologies to Don McLean
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck.
But I knew I was out of luck
The day our democracy died.
*with apologies to Don McLean
The rust on my old car I'm not a fan of.
The rust on the trees outside of my window today is another story.
#fall
#autumn
#AutumnVibes
The rust on the trees outside of my window today is another story.
#fall
#autumn
#AutumnVibes
November 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The rust on my old car I'm not a fan of.
The rust on the trees outside of my window today is another story.
#fall
#autumn
#AutumnVibes
The rust on the trees outside of my window today is another story.
#fall
#autumn
#AutumnVibes