Joe Kaye
@joekaye.bsky.social
Dairy Legend/Phlegm Fatale. Queer comedy person based in Los Angeles. Horror lover and theme park enthusiast. So anyway I says to Mabel I says…
People don’t ask to hit your penjamin anymore, they just look at you like this.
October 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
People don’t ask to hit your penjamin anymore, they just look at you like this.
Just took so many allergy meds and said out loud “tis the sneezon!”
October 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Just took so many allergy meds and said out loud “tis the sneezon!”
Transvestigating Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey 2.
July 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Transvestigating Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey 2.
Let me counterstrike against ICE with the most foul gas on earth, my medicine farts.
June 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Let me counterstrike against ICE with the most foul gas on earth, my medicine farts.
Ozempic is destroying our community
April 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Ozempic is destroying our community
Yeah I’m into Tekken, Tekken dicks in my ass.
April 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Yeah I’m into Tekken, Tekken dicks in my ass.
Very happy for Mikey Madison and Anora in general but her winning best actress is actually the most The Substance narrative that could have possibly happened.
March 3, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Very happy for Mikey Madison and Anora in general but her winning best actress is actually the most The Substance narrative that could have possibly happened.
In honor of the film, ABC is airing a 15 minute intermission in the middle of Adrien Brody’a speech.
March 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
In honor of the film, ABC is airing a 15 minute intermission in the middle of Adrien Brody’a speech.
Wow everyone reheating nachos this year.
February 27, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Wow everyone reheating nachos this year.
It’s a cold and it’s a broken ay caramba
February 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
It’s a cold and it’s a broken ay caramba
New Zealand Gaga fans be like:
“Ib-ra-cadibra”
“Ib-ra-cadibra”
February 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
New Zealand Gaga fans be like:
“Ib-ra-cadibra”
“Ib-ra-cadibra”
High as fuck wearing a houndstooth coat at the Staten Island Dave and Busters. Everyone can tell. Couldn’t care less.
January 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
High as fuck wearing a houndstooth coat at the Staten Island Dave and Busters. Everyone can tell. Couldn’t care less.
You know a man is hot if he still looks so wearing a big stupid New Years hat.
January 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
You know a man is hot if he still looks so wearing a big stupid New Years hat.
Back to the Future the musical is so immersive! A man outside the theater just tried to sell me coke. Authenticity matters!
November 30, 2024 at 6:23 AM
Back to the Future the musical is so immersive! A man outside the theater just tried to sell me coke. Authenticity matters!
Katherine Bigelow, Female Directorlo
November 30, 2024 at 6:20 AM
Katherine Bigelow, Female Directorlo
ACAB includes me when I try to police myself from getting a little treat
November 29, 2024 at 7:13 AM
ACAB includes me when I try to police myself from getting a little treat
Let’s stop saying “empath” and start saying “vibe bender”
November 16, 2023 at 5:01 AM
Let’s stop saying “empath” and start saying “vibe bender”
*tips fedora* Malala 🌹🌹
October 7, 2023 at 7:17 AM
*tips fedora* Malala 🌹🌹
It’s once again time for my favorite reality tv game “Which Of These Bake-Off Contestants Voted For Brexit?”
September 30, 2023 at 8:20 AM
It’s once again time for my favorite reality tv game “Which Of These Bake-Off Contestants Voted For Brexit?”
Hey BlueSky! Get ready for all a greatest hits of all my best bangers (tweets that had more than 10 likes)
September 23, 2023 at 4:23 AM
Hey BlueSky! Get ready for all a greatest hits of all my best bangers (tweets that had more than 10 likes)