Jonah Techalua
@jonahtechalua.bsky.social
Sorry miss, I must be allergic to your farts.
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
LSU trying to clear the bad taste out of the Kelly hire out of their mouth by hiring the Vineyard Vines version of BK is just hilarious to me.
It may end up working, but boy would it be good cinema if LSU went 7-5 the next few seasons.
It may end up working, but boy would it be good cinema if LSU went 7-5 the next few seasons.
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
LSU trying to clear the bad taste out of the Kelly hire out of their mouth by hiring the Vineyard Vines version of BK is just hilarious to me.
It may end up working, but boy would it be good cinema if LSU went 7-5 the next few seasons.
It may end up working, but boy would it be good cinema if LSU went 7-5 the next few seasons.
Anyone have eyes on RFK?
A dead sperm whale has washed up on Nantucket for the first time in decades. It’s too big to move — at least until officials figure out a plan.
Dead Sperm Whale on Nantucket Is Too Big to Move, for Now
A local nonprofit said the 52-ton mammal is “far too big, awkward and heavy to remove.” A town official later said it could be dragged out to sea by Thanksgiving.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Anyone have eyes on RFK?
Why do places insist on adding more than 6-8 oz per shot to an americano? This should be standardized.
I keep having to order extra shots because they got to biggie size the hit water. What are we doing people? No one is asking for this.
I keep having to order extra shots because they got to biggie size the hit water. What are we doing people? No one is asking for this.
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Why do places insist on adding more than 6-8 oz per shot to an americano? This should be standardized.
I keep having to order extra shots because they got to biggie size the hit water. What are we doing people? No one is asking for this.
I keep having to order extra shots because they got to biggie size the hit water. What are we doing people? No one is asking for this.
Can we get a Jacob Rodriguez for Heisman movement going on bsky? @espnbillc.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Can we get a Jacob Rodriguez for Heisman movement going on bsky? @espnbillc.bsky.social
UPS has a cool new feature that lets you livetrack your deliveries, which is great until they come by you during the delivery window and then go somewhere a mile away.
Also FedEx, put my damn euros on the truck, before 5PM is way too close to when the bank closes when leaving tomorrow morning.
Also FedEx, put my damn euros on the truck, before 5PM is way too close to when the bank closes when leaving tomorrow morning.
October 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
UPS has a cool new feature that lets you livetrack your deliveries, which is great until they come by you during the delivery window and then go somewhere a mile away.
Also FedEx, put my damn euros on the truck, before 5PM is way too close to when the bank closes when leaving tomorrow morning.
Also FedEx, put my damn euros on the truck, before 5PM is way too close to when the bank closes when leaving tomorrow morning.
Oh no, Gundy!!
September 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Oh no, Gundy!!
Astros Double A affiliate doing the meme on a jeresey
September 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Astros Double A affiliate doing the meme on a jeresey
Which college football coach going to be the first to publicly cry for CK, Gundy, Freeze or Dabo?
September 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Which college football coach going to be the first to publicly cry for CK, Gundy, Freeze or Dabo?
Been texting all my aggie friends and asking them if they're ready for Catholics v. Cucks.
Getting a lot of 'Raider Rash' jokes back, so I know it cut deep.
Getting a lot of 'Raider Rash' jokes back, so I know it cut deep.
September 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Been texting all my aggie friends and asking them if they're ready for Catholics v. Cucks.
Getting a lot of 'Raider Rash' jokes back, so I know it cut deep.
Getting a lot of 'Raider Rash' jokes back, so I know it cut deep.
Dear Landman,
The more you call me the longer it will take me to look at your deal for my client. Now you're calling my personal phone, how will that help?
The more you call me the longer it will take me to look at your deal for my client. Now you're calling my personal phone, how will that help?
September 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Dear Landman,
The more you call me the longer it will take me to look at your deal for my client. Now you're calling my personal phone, how will that help?
The more you call me the longer it will take me to look at your deal for my client. Now you're calling my personal phone, how will that help?
Pickup line earliness has reached critical mass. Picked kid2 up for dentist appointment and line has started 1hour and 20 minutes before dismissal. If you show up at dismissal it takes 10 minutes. This is insane.
September 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Pickup line earliness has reached critical mass. Picked kid2 up for dentist appointment and line has started 1hour and 20 minutes before dismissal. If you show up at dismissal it takes 10 minutes. This is insane.
Trying to explain that a $10,000 a month commercial lease should not have blanks in it for handwritten parts...pay me now or pay me more later to fix it.
September 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Trying to explain that a $10,000 a month commercial lease should not have blanks in it for handwritten parts...pay me now or pay me more later to fix it.
The Holy Bible Tom Clancy Version.
Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six
Tom Clancy's Diary of Anne Frank
August 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The Holy Bible Tom Clancy Version.
Just booked a hotel through a third-party website and it asked me if I wanted to leave a tip...
August 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Just booked a hotel through a third-party website and it asked me if I wanted to leave a tip...
Imagine thinking the internet has open information in this day and age.
August 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Imagine thinking the internet has open information in this day and age.
I feel like a woman. Also, complicated/ sk8 boi and anything by No Doubt
13. Men only, tell me a song by a woman that you sing with your whole chest.
August 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I feel like a woman. Also, complicated/ sk8 boi and anything by No Doubt
There is a Tech fan who often gets featured on camera baseball broadcast b/c of his cape and nonsense.
But what the locals know but media doesen't is this guy is a notorious pervert and his twitter likes were nothing but porn when those were public.
Do all schools have a fan like this?
But what the locals know but media doesen't is this guy is a notorious pervert and his twitter likes were nothing but porn when those were public.
Do all schools have a fan like this?
August 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
There is a Tech fan who often gets featured on camera baseball broadcast b/c of his cape and nonsense.
But what the locals know but media doesen't is this guy is a notorious pervert and his twitter likes were nothing but porn when those were public.
Do all schools have a fan like this?
But what the locals know but media doesen't is this guy is a notorious pervert and his twitter likes were nothing but porn when those were public.
Do all schools have a fan like this?
When the simple brief arguments you made on a winning case get cited in the appeal upholding it rather than the unnecessary ones filed by co-defendants counsel in high dollar firm
a man with a beard wears a necklace with a green stone
ALT: a man with a beard wears a necklace with a green stone
media.tenor.com
August 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
When the simple brief arguments you made on a winning case get cited in the appeal upholding it rather than the unnecessary ones filed by co-defendants counsel in high dollar firm
Is it fair for Deion to get all this credit for pissing his pants on the sideline during games when I watched Matt Wells do it for 2+ seasons in Lubbock? @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
July 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Is it fair for Deion to get all this credit for pissing his pants on the sideline during games when I watched Matt Wells do it for 2+ seasons in Lubbock? @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
We recently improved our insurance plan and this is what it gets us. Doctor charges double negotiates down with insurance company and I'm paying entire procedure less $22.
There's a link on the insurance page to report insurance fraud, but I don't think they're ready for that conversation.
There's a link on the insurance page to report insurance fraud, but I don't think they're ready for that conversation.
July 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
We recently improved our insurance plan and this is what it gets us. Doctor charges double negotiates down with insurance company and I'm paying entire procedure less $22.
There's a link on the insurance page to report insurance fraud, but I don't think they're ready for that conversation.
There's a link on the insurance page to report insurance fraud, but I don't think they're ready for that conversation.
@weratedogs.com Daisy is not sure about her brother chewing her bone
July 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
@weratedogs.com Daisy is not sure about her brother chewing her bone
July 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Found out some disturbing life altering news last night. I don’t know what to do. My life is in pieces. On my birthday.
June 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Found out some disturbing life altering news last night. I don’t know what to do. My life is in pieces. On my birthday.
