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Jonny Klemchuk
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Skier. Extreme Dancer. Kung-Fu practitioner. Hot tub enthusiast. Avid spread eagler. Expert pillow fort maker. one man party. minister of stoke @hi5sfoundation
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“Does it directly impact myself or my family?”
If yes, open my yap and release my thumbs
If no, move along with my day.
Cool. I’ve seen better marble in hotel bathrooms
Twitter continues to be a cesspool of echoes.
There’s a book that deals with this issue and the further we travel into the future I’m not so certain that the concept is fictional.
Only if you pick me up like that
There’s a baseball game on?
This is a modern romance. Man meets girl. Man uses government jet to woo girl.
I had this discussion with someone last night. “Why do people that make $15 an hour need public assistance?” My brother in Christ, fifteen might seem like a lot per hour but we live in a place where the average rent is $3500 a month…that’s 230/720 hours a month just to afford a roof.
That’s twelve dollarydoos at Costco
“Mah, I told you not to bother me while I’m showering!”
Tag your consulting buddies.
It took me an hour to drive nine miles this morning. Ask me anything.
I usually use a small paper bag to drop off large volumes of mail.
“There’s grass in my rum raisin”
Wanna kill a British person? Send this to them.
The largest one with a play place in the world is 19.000 square feet. Imagine how EPIC that hall put would be?!?!
That’s Mo Mutts in Skagway, Alaska!
Jocko. Kennedy. O’Neill. Surprised those three aren’t embedded as advisors in the administration.
Make sure you take the Bible with you.
Apparently he has been spending moolah looking for Amelia Earhart though.