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Jonny Klemchuk
@jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social
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Skier. Extreme Dancer. Kung-Fu practitioner. Hot tub enthusiast. Avid spread eagler. Expert pillow fort maker. one man party. minister of stoke @hi5sfoundation
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Jonny Klemchuk @jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social · 1d
“Does it directly impact myself or my family?”
If yes, open my yap and release my thumbs
If no, move along with my day.
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Jonny Klemchuk @jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social · 1d
His linked in is gold.
two men are sitting on a couch talking to each other . one of the men is wearing a sweater .
ALT: two men are sitting on a couch talking to each other . one of the men is wearing a sweater .
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Jonny Klemchuk @jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social · 1d
Cool. I’ve seen better marble in hotel bathrooms
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Jonny Klemchuk @jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social · 1d
a crowd of people with their hands on their heads
ALT: a crowd of people with their hands on their heads
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Jonny Klemchuk @jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social · 1d
Twitter continues to be a cesspool of echoes.
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Jonny Klemchuk @jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social · 2d
“Enjoy every sandwich.”
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Jonny Klemchuk @jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social · 2d
There’s a book that deals with this issue and the further we travel into the future I’m not so certain that the concept is fictional.
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Jonny Klemchuk @jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social · 3d
Only if you pick me up like that
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Jonny Klemchuk @jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social · 3d
elmo is on a shelf in a store with the word yeet above him
ALT: elmo is on a shelf in a store with the word yeet above him
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Jonny Klemchuk @jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social · 3d
There’s a baseball game on?
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Jonny Klemchuk @jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social · 3d
This is a modern romance. Man meets girl. Man uses government jet to woo girl.
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Jonny Klemchuk @jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social · 3d
I had this discussion with someone last night. “Why do people that make $15 an hour need public assistance?” My brother in Christ, fifteen might seem like a lot per hour but we live in a place where the average rent is $3500 a month…that’s 230/720 hours a month just to afford a roof.
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Jonny Klemchuk @jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social · 4d
That’s twelve dollarydoos at Costco
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Jonny Klemchuk @jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social · 4d
“Mah, I told you not to bother me while I’m showering!”
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Jonny Klemchuk @jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social · 4d
Tag your consulting buddies.
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Jonny Klemchuk @jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social · 4d
It took me an hour to drive nine miles this morning. Ask me anything.
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Jonny Klemchuk @jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social · 6d
I usually use a small paper bag to drop off large volumes of mail.
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Jonny Klemchuk @jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social · 6d
“There’s grass in my rum raisin”
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Jonny Klemchuk @jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social · 6d
Wanna kill a British person? Send this to them.
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Jonny Klemchuk @jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social · 6d
the man is wearing a suit and tie and clapping his hands .
ALT: the man is wearing a suit and tie and clapping his hands .
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Jonny Klemchuk @jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social · 6d
The largest one with a play place in the world is 19.000 square feet. Imagine how EPIC that hall put would be?!?!
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Jonny Klemchuk @jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social · 6d
That’s Mo Mutts in Skagway, Alaska!
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Jonny Klemchuk @jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social · 6d
Jocko. Kennedy. O’Neill. Surprised those three aren’t embedded as advisors in the administration.
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Jonny Klemchuk @jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social · 7d
Make sure you take the Bible with you.
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Jonny Klemchuk @jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social · 7d
Apparently he has been spending moolah looking for Amelia Earhart though.
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