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Jordan Quiverns 📚🏳️‍⚧️
@jordanquiverns.bsky.social
Host of gay TTRPG podcast Three of Hearts | Valley Lesbian | Free Palestine | Writes funny-sad-cute fiction every damn day| Leave a little stain behind you everywhere you go.
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Three of Hearts is a queer fiction podcast about two detectives solving a mystery in a reclusive prairie town, taking them down a rabbit hole of cults, dead gods, celebrities, werelions, and romantic tension in the workplace. Listen to it wherever you podcast!

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I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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pluribus is the only show brave enough to ask if one mean lesbian could save the world
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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with all disrespect to the brands, 30% off is really not all that exciting in this economy
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Commissions are OPEN!

💜 SFW & NSFW
💜 Payment in installments available
💜 If your commission is intended as an holiday gift, make sure to get your resquest in asap

Email me at [email protected] for requests and questions

More info & examples here docs.google.com/document/d/1...
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Pluribussy
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Me
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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February 15, 2024 at 3:02 AM
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truly impressive how much Target’s success relied on Woke

turns out that’s all that really differentiated it from its competitors and when it gave customers a reason to go elsewhere they had no reason to come back
Target makes bold changes to keep customers from fleeing stores
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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"the writer's barely-disguised fetish" WRONG, all my fetishes are out in the open and actively make what i write even better
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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yeah I guess being the evil entity in a horror movie is a pretty good job. All the souls I can eat, and I'm basically invincible as long as no one remembers the power of friendship and facing your fears. Benefits are shit though
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Genuinely, as someone who plays several live service games I always have a checklist that's like
- Ask yourself if you're having fun
- Never have a "forever game", play or read or do other stuff alongside it
- Don't set paid subs to auto-renew
- Think about what you want, not what the game wants
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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"Looper" (2012)
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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women
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Exclusive first look at the live action Legend of Zelda movie reveals that Zelda is the boy, as expected. Director Wes Bell explains "It was important to me to stay as true to the game as possible, and in the games, Zelda is the boy."
November 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Thinking about all the pots I can smash in your cabin.
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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The entire fandom’s (and Retro Studios) initial assumption: “Oh she hunts down the baddest monsters in the galaxy and gets paid for it, right?”

Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”

www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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inject the fucking estradiol, shinji
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Best literary analysis ever
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Just experienced the amended Hades 2 ending…I actually liked the ending as it was, and although the changes are all improvements in my opinion, I do think we should just allow fans to be disappointed by stories instead of fixing them! It becomes art as service instead of art as art!
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM